Thats wot I was talking about the other day ya daft bint, When I said 3 times " The Bosses Orders " & all you could do was What ?

Yer all talk by the way, Y'd never sack yer frog prince in a zillion yrs as I've said before !
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* Rant over *
Morning Sr, Chin, & all

*lobs a bottle of Flash at chinny's fat head*

You see what you would like to happen. I suggest you read back what I actually said, & not your version of events! ROLLEYES
I hate to point out the bleedin' obvious, but this isn't real life.

Tell that tae Honey Bloody G !

Morning all peepsicles! Very mild one too so far.....much better!

Has that talentless lump of lard Honey G actually WON X Factor? The world's gone mad

Large tea and a bowl of Shreddies and moo please!

Nope but It's only a matter of time I'm sad tae say !


Morning Twass, * Clunk *

Thanks Sleeps, I have only ever seen a couple of clips of her and that was enough. There is no way anyone would buy her records. She's got no talent whatsoever! Does this mean all the other X Factor contestants have EVEN LESS TALENT than that??

Good morning everyone.




*Hands cash over, settles bills for self and Bob.*

You forgot to add a little extra for 'service' ... here you are ... *pours bucket of beer slops over SR's big head*.

Tea please.

Afternoon pub!

Afternoon Eug, * Clunk * ............ It was a bad day @ the office on saturday I see ?

Afternoon eug, Sleeps and all pubsteroonies. We've a yellow warning again for high winds in Kent tomorrow... The local river is on the point of bursting the banks as well!!

Large tea please and a buttered crumpet please!

Managed to salvage a point at least.

Afternoon


Afternoon.

Oooh, tea and crumpets, that does sound nice!

Evening peeps *clunks and clatters*

Good evening all.


Thanks Chin and whatever you're having.

Evening chins and Eddy! *helps self to clunk and clatter*

I'm off to the local Labour Pub quiz tomorrow night....fish and chips and fundraising quiz questions!!

Ta very muchly Eddy.


Good for you twassock. I missed our fundraiser as I had a heavy cold.

Our previous one got cancelled due to many folks pulling out sick. It happens! I am hoping I don't get a last minute email saying it has been cancelled again

*opens pub* Morning all

Oh no! I saw some of the flooding on the news last night. Must be horrendous for people.

Morning Sr A pint of Stella and a full Scottish ta!

Morning chinnychinchin *clunk clatter*

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I hope you have a lovely day today.

Happy Birthday Eug!!!

Morning all pubsteroonie peeps and a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY Eug!!!

Large tea and a bacon butty please! Gusterous winds and rain here....I'll attempt to drive to town later, see if the river's burst its banks

Crackin selection!!!

Morning twass *clunk clatter*.
It's raining here but nothing like it is dahn sarf. Take care, pack a wetsuit & a canoe, just in case!