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The Pub (Part 48)
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The_Sleeper
22-11-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“You're welcome.
I've ordered a mega-bucket of fried chicken with chips, slaw and beans, so tuck in. It's hot and delicious. The spicey chicken wings are for Garbels and the sweetcorn for Parton.
Save the leftovers on the bar for SR to recycle into her luxury porridge blend mix. ”

Wot a Wuss yer man was last night doing the trail * Chucks Eddys manky food intae the piggys food bin * !

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pi...MqaTKBmxXgM%3A
EddyBee
22-11-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Wot a Wuss yer man was last night doing the trail * Chucks Eddys manky food intae the piggys food bin * !

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pi...MqaTKBmxXgM%3A”

Adam was excellent.
Scots rool
23-11-2016
*opens pub* Morning all. Absolutely Baltic here this morning -4c!
It was -4c in the car yesterday morning, it'll probably be -8c today!

*sniffs the air & goes off to check CCTV*
Scots rool
23-11-2016
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Morning

*sits quietly in the corner reading "How to start a Brewery by I.P. Ale"”

Eejit! ROLLEYES
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Good afternoon.

Been busy colouring.

Opticians today to get my reading specs.”

That's nice dear.........

Ooooh 'citing.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“*Puts Pub heating on at full blast, grabs brandy, retrieves slippers from hiding place, goes to snug for a sweet afternoon snooze*

Keep the noise down you lot or else.”


*locates smelly slippers & throws on fire turns heating down & prepares very large bill for Eddy the Crook*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*Clunketty Clunk*

SR left me her bar keys.

*tosses keys to Edward*

Enjoy

*puts blank cheque back in wallet*”

Deluded eejit! My keys are in a very safe place where no-one dares to go!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“What an excellent choice Eddy!”


*deducts chinny's wages accordingly*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“You're welcome.

I've ordered a mega-bucket of fried chicken with chips, slaw and beans, so tuck in. It's hot and delicious. The spicey chicken wings are for Gorbals and the sweetcorn for Parton.

Save the leftovers on the bar for SR to recycle into her luxury porridge blend mix.”


*prepares yet another hefty bill for Eddy the Crook to settle up before he's served again*


Are you trying to kill Gorbals? You never ever give cats chicken bones!
chinchin
23-11-2016
Morning Sr and peeps
twassington
23-11-2016
Morning SR, chins and all pubsters! Not as cold as in Scotlandy, thank goodness....but chilly enough

Had fun at the Labour pub quiz last night....goodly sum was raised and much fun was had. My team came last so we won chocolate coins each Once we realised we weren't going to win we deliberately went for the consolation prize instead

Large tea and an egg on toast please.
chinchin
23-11-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning SR, chins and all pubsters! Not as cold as in Scotlandy, thank goodness....but chilly enough

Had fun at the Labour pub quiz last night....goodly sum was raised and much fun was had. My team came last so we won chocolate coins each Once we realised we weren't going to win we deliberately went for the consolation prize instead

Large tea and an egg on toast please.”

Oh well done old bean. *clunk and clatter* Where are my chocolate coins????!!!
twassington
23-11-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Oh well done old bean. *clunk and clatter* Where are my chocolate coins????!!! ”

In my bag I'll pay you for breakfast in them if you like
chinchin
23-11-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“In my bag I'll pay you for breakfast in them if you like ”

Ypu just want to get me in trouble with Sr! *Bashes twassock over the head with Margaret Thatcher's coffin*
Scots rool
23-11-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sr and peeps ”

Morning chinnychew. *clunk*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning SR, chins and all pubsters! Not as cold as in Scotlandy, thank goodness....but chilly enough

Had fun at the Labour pub quiz last night....goodly sum was raised and much fun was had. My team came last so we won chocolate coins each Once we realised we weren't going to win we deliberately went for the consolation prize instead

Large tea and an egg on toast please.”

Morning twass.
I hope you shared them all out equally.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“In my bag I'll pay you for breakfast in them if you like”


You all better start being nice to me.........on the 30th November there may be a very BIG surprise for you all. However it all depends on how you all behave between now & then!
twassington
23-11-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning chinnychew. *clunk*

Morning twass.
I hope you shared them all out equally.


You all better start being nice to me.........on the 30th November there may be a very BIG surprise for you all. However it all depends on how you all behave between now & then! ”

I'm ALWAYS nice to you

We got a bag each, it was worth losing for!
chinchin
23-11-2016
Byeeeeeeeeee peeps Have a good day!
EddyBee
23-11-2016
Good morning everyone.

Cold here at just 8c, but sunny which is lovely.

*Puts cash into SR's grasping claws*

* Pours beer slops over SR's big head.* That's for destroying my slippers.
EddyBee
23-11-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
You all better start being nice to me.........on the 30th November there may be a very BIG surprise for you all. However it all depends on how you all behave between now & then! ”

Huh. You're not going to trick me with that old chestnut.
davor
23-11-2016
Morning Eddy and everyone.
EddyBee
23-11-2016
Originally Posted by davor:
“Morning Eddy and everyone. ”

Hi there. Hope you're keeping well.
davor
23-11-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi there. Hope you're keeping well. ”



Not too bad mate, thanks.
hooter
23-11-2016
afternoon all

nice cuppa plez
EddyBee
23-11-2016
Good afternoon all.

Tea please with a large slice of Christmas fruit cake.
hooter
23-11-2016
cooooooooo, is there chrimbo cake going?
chinchin
23-11-2016
Afternoon all *clunks & clatters*
chinchin
23-11-2016
Where is everyone?
EddyBee
23-11-2016
Good evening.

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Where is everyone? ”

Hi Chin.

A stella please and whatever you are having.
Ben96
23-11-2016
Evening All, I'm back after a spell of absence, missed me?

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...
chinchin
23-11-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening.



Hi Chin.

A stella please and whatever you are having. ”

Evening Eddy. I'm glad someone has turned up! *clunks* Ta very muchly! Shall we nick twassock's chocolate coins?
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