Originally Posted by
twassington:
“I'm ALWAYS nice to you 
We got a bag each, it was worth losing for!”
Hmmmm........sometimes you're norty!
Originally Posted by
EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone. 
Cold here at just 8c, but sunny which is lovely.
*Puts cash into SR's grasping claws* 
* Pours beer slops over SR's big head.* That's for destroying my slippers.”
You're gonna be very sorry for that action!
And yer slippers were walking away themselves, I just helped them on their way!
Originally Posted by
EddyBee:
“Huh. You're not going to trick me with that old chestnut.
”
Well it's your loss, you'll be excluded from it all if there's any more of that behaviour!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon all.
Tea please with a large slice of Christmas fruit cake.”

There is no bloody Christmas cake until Christmas, stoooooopid greedy person!
Originally Posted by hooter:
“cooooooooo, is there chrimbo cake going?”

No there bloomin' isn't!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Yes, for sure. Twassington is a tree hugging type of person and they don't eat chocolate unless it's made out of tofu or something like that.
I also pinched some mince pies from the Christmas party at the office next to mine because I wasn't invited. I'll leave them on the bar so help yourself.
”

How very dare you bring stolen goods onto my premises!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Giving my eyes a rest from a computer screen all day.
… and I have knitting to do for a niece’s new baby which is taking ages ’cos I haven’t done any for such a long time.
I like the price of reading specs compared to what I had to pay for ones for my short sight. There’s a nought missing.”
The reading glasses from the £1 work perfectly well, that's what I use for reading or on my laptop. I don't like using my contact lenses unless I'm going outside.
Originally Posted by Rugby man:
“Seeing as I've been a regular for many years, I may as well make my drinks myself.
*clunk*
*clatter*”

What do you think yer doing! Yer going on the shoogly nail next time you pull that stunt!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Groans loudly*
Evening twassock *clunk*”
I thought you told everyone I had put Rugby man in the freezer.........yet another of yer fibs revealed!
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Ooh a newbie with bad jokes in the pub... can someone get me a drink?”
He's hardly new, he's been coming in here for years.