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Through no fault of his own, my Uncle crashed into a lemon tree.
He's still bitter and twisted. |
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#9327 |
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*snigger*
![]() Evening all pubster parps. Lime and soda please Anyone serving??
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Through no fault of his own, my Uncle crashed into a lemon tree.
He's still bitter and twisted. Quote:
*snigger*
![]() Evening all pubster parps. Lime and soda please Anyone serving?? *clunk*
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Ta muchly old peep. *glugl glugl glug*
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I got rid of my vacuum cleaner today.
It was just collecting dust. |
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I got rid of my vacuum cleaner today.
It was just collecting dust.
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#9332 |
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*locks Rugby Man in the cellar*
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#9333 |
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I hope you locked him in there with a book of better jokes to learn!
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Did you erect the Edd-Stone what you won in the raffle daahn the Labour Club?
![]() Evening farmer bob. Do you have any free range eggs to sell? |
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Evening farmer bob. Do you have any free range eggs to sell?
![]() Help yourself to a drink though, Chin's buying
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Edd stone? I only won some chocolate money!
Ooh ta chins. Mine's a champagne cocktail
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* breaks out of the cellar *
My girlfriend phoned me last night, and says "Come on over, no one's home!" I got there, and there was no one home. |
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* breaks out of the cellar *
My girlfriend phoned me last night, and says "Come on over, no one's home!" I got there, and there was no one home. |
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These got about 5 likes on facebook!
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I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid, but my parents told me the sky was the limit
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I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid, but my parents told me the sky was the limit
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*opens pub* Morning all
![]() Christ on a bike! It's -6c! ![]() ![]()
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BANG BANG BANG CLATTER THUMP BANG CLATTER CLATTER CLANG CLANG CLUMP CLANG BANG! Yes just over there, no no, there *points* Yes that's it, brilliant.......carry on now.
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Morning Sr and peeps
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I'm ALWAYS nice to you
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Good morning everyone.
![]() Cold here at just 8c, but sunny which is lovely. *Puts cash into SR's grasping claws* ![]() * Pours beer slops over SR's big head.* That's for destroying my slippers. And yer slippers were walking away themselves, I just helped them on their way! Quote:
Huh. You're not going to trick me with that old chestnut.
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Good afternoon all.
Tea please with a large slice of Christmas fruit cake. There is no bloody Christmas cake until Christmas, stoooooopid greedy person! Quote:
cooooooooo, is there chrimbo cake going?
No there bloomin' isn't! Quote:
Yes, for sure. Twassington is a tree hugging type of person and they don't eat chocolate unless it's made out of tofu or something like that.
I also pinched some mince pies from the Christmas party at the office next to mine because I wasn't invited. I'll leave them on the bar so help yourself. How very dare you bring stolen goods onto my premises! Quote:
Giving my eyes a rest from a computer screen all day.
and I have knitting to do for a nieces new baby which is taking ages cos I havent done any for such a long time. I like the price of reading specs compared to what I had to pay for ones for my short sight. Theres a nought missing. Quote:
Seeing as I've been a regular for many years, I may as well make my drinks myself.
*clunk* *clatter* What do you think yer doing! Yer going on the shoogly nail next time you pull that stunt! Quote:
*Groans loudly*
Evening twassock *clunk* ![]() Quote:
Ooh a newbie with bad jokes in the pub... can someone get me a drink?
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Morning
![]() Don't mind me. *heads up to Attic* |
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Morning
![]() Don't mind me. *heads up to Attic* ![]() ![]() ![]() *charges upstairs in hot pursuit & throws bob downstairs* That's off limits to customers! Sling yer hook! ![]() ![]()
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Byeee peeps. Have a good day.
*Leaves bugs and hidden cameras around to find out what's going on*
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