Morning all pubster peepsingtons!! That is VERY COLD SR It's more like 8 degrees here which is perfectly acceptable for the time of year....... what are you up to, then???????

Large tea and a bowl of porridge please!

Byeeeee, you have a good one too. *removes all of chinny's badly placed cameras & bugs* ROLLEYES

Indeed it is, so much so that Timo has decided he's not getting up this morning. He has never moved from underneath the throw on my bed all night!

Oh I can't tell you, it would spoil the surprise. You're gonna like it tho'.

*clunk clatter*

G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ggood morning. It’s sooooooooooooo cold.

I have seeral £1 ones. I keep one pair by the bath for reading.

Good morning everyone.

We have some sunshine! 10c here though it feels colder.


Can you please keep the noise down. At the prices you charge for a breakfast, I expect to be able to eat in peace.

Alternatively, you could charge me nothing for breakfast on account of the unacceptable noise you are making. Then, in return, I won't complain.

Sure is! My car still hasn't defrosted yet either!

I have them all over the house.

Give it a bloomin' rest, moan, moan, moan, that's all you do day in day out! I hate to point out the obvious, I'm not making a noise, so suck it up!

You'll pay for yer goods the same as everyone else does! The day you don't complain there will be a green moon! ROLLEYES


BANG BANG BANG CLATTER THUMP BANG CLATTER CLATTER CLANG CLANG CLUMP CLANG BANG!
Oh you guys are getting on well, it's gonna be so 'citing.

Afternoon all.

It looks good on the plans anyway, thats all I'm saying !

Afternoon Sr, & all

Its been bloody baltic all day here !

cup of tea and two crumpets with houmous and ham please

Afternoon all peepsicles! Been jolly nice wevver down south. I would like what planets is having. No excuses, no substitutes, and the best quality ham please not slimy sh*t.

Found mandrake growing in the garden. You have been warned. *cackle*

it's been an hour and i'm still waiting
i echo your sentiment and request regarding the quality ham, no slimy shit for me either

Afternoon planets, & Twass, * Clunk *

Wots that when its @ home ?? I thought you were talking about yer cat !!

I'm just in the door fae tesco, getting yer ham & fresh milk, now I'm going tae get my haircut !!!

afternoon Sleeper thank you *munch slurp* mind your hair trimmings don't go on our crumpets!

Och that'll never happen ! You can now call me Tony Curtis, wiv my new haircut & I got the nose done 20yrs ago sure !!

* Clunk * have another planets !

Thanks Tony
can i have a couple set aside for when CHins gets in please *leaves cash*

Cousre you can, but wot about his auld mucker Eddy ?

oh i don't really know Eddy but if he's CHins mate of course set aside a couple for him and have some yourself

Evening. Are the Christmas decs up yet? If not, why not?

Good evening everyone.

Mine's a stella and get one ready for when Chin comes in. It's an Emmerdale double.

*Grabs all remotes.*


Hi Ben.

They go up in December. I think on the 1st. SR is a Scrooge type person.

It's a plant with all sorts of properties. It's meant to scream when you pull the root up, and the root looks like a man!


Thanks Sleeps! Lovely fresh ham


Evening Eddy. All ours are going up this weekend, I've just hauled them all out of the cupboard!

Hi there twassington.

You dont really want tae know if if the truth be told

Who gives a Honey G about that crap


Hiya Benson all in good time fella


Sounds right up yer street Twass

Oh it really is.

bah! what about me??? i bought you crumpets and had them set aside for you

Apologies ... I'll have another stella and whatever planets is having.