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The Pub (Part 48)
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twassington
24-11-2016
Morning all pubster peepsingtons!! That is VERY COLD SR It's more like 8 degrees here which is perfectly acceptable for the time of year....... what are you up to, then???????

Large tea and a bowl of porridge please!
Scots rool
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Byeee peeps. Have a good day. *Leaves bugs and hidden cameras around to find out what's going on*”

Byeeeee, you have a good one too. *removes all of chinny's badly placed cameras & bugs* ROLLEYES
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all pubster peepsingtons!! That is VERY COLD SR It's more like 8 degrees here which is perfectly acceptable for the time of year....... what are you up to, then???????

Large tea and a bowl of porridge please!”

Indeed it is, so much so that Timo has decided he's not getting up this morning. He has never moved from underneath the throw on my bed all night!

Oh I can't tell you, it would spoil the surprise. You're gonna like it tho'.

*clunk clatter*
Gemo52
24-11-2016
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ggood morning. It’s sooooooooooooo cold.
Gemo52
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Hmmmm........sometimes you're norty!

You're gonna be very sorry for that action!
And yer slippers were walking away themselves, I just helped them on their way!

Well it's your loss, you'll be excluded from it all if there's any more of that behaviour!

There is no bloody Christmas cake until Christmas, stoooooopid greedy person!

No there bloomin' isn't!

How very dare you bring stolen goods onto my premises!

The reading glasses from the £1 work perfectly well, that's what I use for reading or on my laptop. I don't like using my contact lenses unless I'm going outside.

What do you think yer doing! Yer going on the shoogly nail next time you pull that stunt!

I thought you told everyone I had put Rugby man in the freezer.........yet another of yer fibs revealed!

He's hardly new, he's been coming in here for years.”

I have seeral £1 ones. I keep one pair by the bath for reading.
EddyBee
24-11-2016
Good morning everyone.

We have some sunshine! 10c here though it feels colder.

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“BANG BANG BANG CLATTER THUMP BANG CLATTER CLATTER CLANG CLANG CLUMP CLANG BANG! Yes just over there, no no, there *points* Yes that's it, brilliant.......carry on now.”

Can you please keep the noise down. At the prices you charge for a breakfast, I expect to be able to eat in peace.

Alternatively, you could charge me nothing for breakfast on account of the unacceptable noise you are making. Then, in return, I won't complain.
Scots rool
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ggood morning. It’s sooooooooooooo cold. ”

Sure is! My car still hasn't defrosted yet either!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“I have seeral £1 ones. I keep one pair by the bath for reading.”

I have them all over the house.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone.

We have some sunshine! 10c here though it feels colder.



Can you please keep the noise down. At the prices you charge for a breakfast, I expect to be able to eat in peace.

Alternatively, you could charge me nothing for breakfast on account of the unacceptable noise you are making. Then, in return, I won't complain.”

Give it a bloomin' rest, moan, moan, moan, that's all you do day in day out! I hate to point out the obvious, I'm not making a noise, so suck it up!

You'll pay for yer goods the same as everyone else does! The day you don't complain there will be a green moon! ROLLEYES


BANG BANG BANG CLATTER THUMP BANG CLATTER CLATTER CLANG CLANG CLUMP CLANG BANG!
Oh you guys are getting on well, it's gonna be so 'citing.

Afternoon all.
The_Sleeper
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“BANG BANG BANG CLATTER THUMP BANG CLATTER CLATTER CLANG CLANG CLUMP CLANG BANG!
Oh you guys are getting on well, it's gonna be so 'citing.
Afternoon all. ”

It looks good on the plans anyway, thats all I'm saying !

Afternoon Sr, & all

Its been bloody baltic all day here !
planets
24-11-2016
cup of tea and two crumpets with houmous and ham please
twassington
24-11-2016
Afternoon all peepsicles! Been jolly nice wevver down south. I would like what planets is having. No excuses, no substitutes, and the best quality ham please not slimy sh*t.

Found mandrake growing in the garden. You have been warned. *cackle*
planets
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon all peepsicles! Been jolly nice wevver down south. I would like what planets is having. No excuses, no substitutes, and the best quality ham please not slimy sh*t.

Found mandrake growing in the garden. You have been warned. *cackle* ”

it's been an hour and i'm still waiting
i echo your sentiment and request regarding the quality ham, no slimy shit for me either
The_Sleeper
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“cup of tea and two crumpets with houmous and ham please”

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon all peepsicles! Been jolly nice wevver down south. I would like what planets is having. No excuses, no substitutes, and the best quality ham please not slimy sh*t.

Found mandrake growing in the garden. You have been warned. *cackle* ”

Afternoon planets, & Twass, * Clunk *

Wots that when its @ home ?? I thought you were talking about yer cat !!
The_Sleeper
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“it's been an hour and i'm still waiting
i echo your sentiment and request regarding the quality ham, no slimy shit for me either ”

I'm just in the door fae tesco, getting yer ham & fresh milk, now I'm going tae get my haircut !!!
planets
24-11-2016
afternoon Sleeper thank you *munch slurp* mind your hair trimmings don't go on our crumpets!
The_Sleeper
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“afternoon Sleeper thank you *munch slurp* mind your hair trimmings don't go on our crumpets!”

Och that'll never happen ! You can now call me Tony Curtis, wiv my new haircut & I got the nose done 20yrs ago sure !!

* Clunk * have another planets !
planets
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Och that'll never happen ! You can now call me Tony Curtis, wiv my new haircut & I got the nose done 20yrs ago sure !!

* Clunk * have another planets ! ”

Thanks Tony
can i have a couple set aside for when CHins gets in please *leaves cash*
The_Sleeper
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“Thanks Tony
can i have a couple set aside for when CHins gets in please *leaves cash*”

Cousre you can, but wot about his auld mucker Eddy ?
planets
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Cousre you can, but wot about his auld mucker Eddy ? ”

oh i don't really know Eddy but if he's CHins mate of course set aside a couple for him and have some yourself
Ben96
24-11-2016
Evening. Are the Christmas decs up yet? If not, why not?
EddyBee
24-11-2016
Good evening everyone.

Mine's a stella and get one ready for when Chin comes in. It's an Emmerdale double.

*Grabs all remotes.*

Originally Posted by Ben96:
“Evening. Are the Christmas decs up yet? If not, why not? ”

Hi Ben.

They go up in December. I think on the 1st. SR is a Scrooge type person.
twassington
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Afternoon planets, & Twass, * Clunk *

Wots that when its @ home ?? I thought you were talking about yer cat !! ”

It's a plant with all sorts of properties. It's meant to scream when you pull the root up, and the root looks like a man!

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“I'm just in the door fae tesco, getting yer ham & fresh milk, now I'm going tae get my haircut !!!”

Thanks Sleeps! Lovely fresh ham

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.

Mine's a stella and get one ready for when Chin comes in. It's an Emmerdale double.

*Grabs all remotes.*



Hi Ben.

They go up in December. I think on the 1st. SR is a Scrooge type person. ”

Evening Eddy. All ours are going up this weekend, I've just hauled them all out of the cupboard!
EddyBee
24-11-2016
Hi there twassington.
The_Sleeper
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“oh i don't really know Eddy and have some yourself ”

You dont really want tae know if if the truth be told
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.
Mine's a stella and get one ready for when Chin comes in. It's an Emmerdale double.
*Grabs all remotes.*
(”

Who gives a Honey G about that crap

Originally Posted by Ben96:
“Evening. Are the Christmas decs up yet? If not, why not? ”

Hiya Benson all in good time fella

Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's a plant with all sorts of properties. It's meant to scream when you pull the root up, and the root looks like a man!
Thanks Sleeps! Lovely fresh ham ”

Sounds right up yer street Twass
twassington
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“


Sounds right up yer street Twass ”

Oh it really is.
planets
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi there twassington. ”

bah! what about me??? i bought you crumpets and had them set aside for you
EddyBee
24-11-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“bah! what about me??? i bought you crumpets and had them set aside for you ”

Apologies ... I'll have another stella and whatever planets is having.
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