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Apologies ... I'll have another stella and whatever planets is having.
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Apologies ... I'll have another stella and whatever planets is having.
![]() ![]() * Clunk * for planets
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the only thing yer getting is my boot up yer jacksie !
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Glass of prosecco for me too please and a packet of pork scratchings
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*raises glass* cheers everyone *glugs*
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Glass of prosecco for me too please and a packet of pork scratchings
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Yer welcome !
Is Eddy paying ? ![]() ![]() |
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the only thing yer getting is my boot up yer jacksie !
![]() * Clunk * for planets ![]() That's no way to treat Chin's best customer. ![]() ![]() ![]() *Pours bucket of beer slops over Sleeps head.* ![]() ![]()
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If Eddy is paying, I'll have a large bottle of Prosecco and two packets of pork scratchings, please!
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One word from me and you lose your job.
That's no way to treat Chin's best customer.
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If Eddy is paying, I'll have a large bottle of Prosecco and two packets of pork scratchings, please!
![]() As Sleeps is out of action, just pop behind the bar and help yourself. Charge my account.
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Of course.
![]() As Sleeps is out of action, just pop behind the bar and help yourself. Charge my account. ![]() Quote:
I hope so
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The person who proofread Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.
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The person who proofread Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.
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I think whilst I'm here, I'll have a vodka. As I'm a regular, it should be okay that I just help myself.
I've had a long day and I need to relax and chill out. I doubt vodkas the answer, but it's worth a shot. |
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I think whilst I'm here, I'll have a vodka. As I'm a regular, it should be okay that I just help myself.
I've had a long day and I need to relax and chill out. I doubt vodkas the answer, but it's worth a shot. |
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I think I'll drink it down here, rather than upstairs.
I have a fear of stairs you see. It wasn't so bad, but now it's escalating. |
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*opens pub* Morning all.
![]() -4c again today, the frost didn't lift at all yesterday & it looks even heavier today! I have to scrape my van, 2 days worth of bloomin' ice! Grrrrrrr ![]() *has a look at how the surprise is progressing* Wow it's gonna be sooooooo good when it's finished.
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It looks good on the plans anyway, thats all I'm saying !
Afternoon Sr, & all Its been bloody baltic all day here ! ![]() Quote:
cup of tea and two crumpets with houmous and ham please
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Afternoon all peepsicles! Been jolly nice wevver down south. I would like what planets is having. No excuses, no substitutes, and the best quality ham please not slimy sh*t.
Found mandrake growing in the garden. You have been warned. *cackle* ![]() Quote:
I'm just in the door fae tesco, getting yer ham & fresh milk, now I'm going tae get my haircut !!!
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Och that'll never happen !
You can now call me Tony Curtis, wiv my new haircut & I got the nose done 20yrs ago sure !! * Clunk * have another planets ! Why are you pandering to planets all of a sudden? All customers should be treated the same. ![]() Quote:
One word from me and you lose your job. That's no way to treat Chin's best customer.
![]() *Pours bucket of beer slops over Sleeps head.* ![]() ![]() ![]() In yer dreams mister! Deluded eejit! |
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BANG BANG BANG CLATTER THUMP BANG CLATTER CLATTER CLANG CLANG CLUMP CLANG BANG BANG BANG BANG CLATTER THUMP BANG CLATTER CLATTER CLANG CLANG CLUMP CLANG BANG BANG BANG BANG CLATTER THUMP BANG CLATTER CLATTER CLANG CLANG CLUMP CLANG BANG!
Oh morning guys, the job is coming on well isn't it? I'm sure the customers will be delighted........well apart from one, but he's never happy, moan moan moan all day long! Sits about with a face like a well skelped arse day in day out! ROLLEYES Lock the door behind me, I don't want any of them spying & then spoiling the surprise for others. Keep up the good work, & enjoy yer bacon rolls & tea.
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Good morning everyone. ![]() 6c here but forecast to rise to 10c with lots of splendid winter sunshine later on. ![]() ![]() Quote:
BANG BANG BANG CLATTER THUMP BANG CLATTER CLATTER CLANG CLANG CLUMP CLANG BANG BANG BANG BANG CLATTER THUMP BANG CLATTER CLATTER CLANG CLANG CLUMP CLANG BANG BANG BANG BANG CLATTER THUMP BANG CLATTER CLATTER CLANG CLANG CLUMP CLANG BANG!
![]() ![]() ![]() Could the work not have been delayed until after the breakfast rush? Too much noise for before breakfast. Yes, I will complain because you should be giving us all a large discount for putting up with all this blooming racket during our breakfast time. ![]() ![]() ![]() Tea please and serve it swiftly. I have a table booked at McDonalds for my proper breakfast. They know how to look after top quality people like me.
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Good morning everyone.
![]() 6c here but forecast to rise to 10c with lots of splendid winter sunshine later on. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Could the work not have been delayed until after the breakfast rush? Too much noise for before breakfast. Yes, I will complain because you should be giving us all a large discount for putting up with all this blooming racket during our breakfast time. ![]() ![]() ![]() Tea please and serve it swiftly. I have a table booked at McDonalds for my proper breakfast. They know how to look after top quality people like me. ![]() No the work couldn't be delayed, these guys are working to a schedule & the work has to go on, regardless of whether it pleases you or not! So just dry yer eyes. ![]() *slam* |
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Morning all
CAN YOU KEEP THAT BLASTED NOISE DOWN????!!!
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Morning all
CAN YOU KEEP THAT BLASTED NOISE DOWN????!!!![]() No they can't keep the noise down, important work is being done, so you can dry yer eyes too.. *lobs a pair of ear defenders at chinny's fat head* Go & do some work in the cellar, that'll take yer mind of the noise.
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Morning all peepsic................WHAT'S THAT BLEEDIN RACKET????????
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Morning all peepsic................WHAT'S THAT BLEEDIN RACKET????????
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh for god sake, not another moaner! You won't be saying that when you see the surprise.........*mutters* Ungrateful bunch of eejits, I don't know why I bother! *SLAM THUD*
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