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Old 24-11-2016, 19:31
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Apologies ... I'll have another stella and whatever planets is having.
thank you Eddy how civilised of you glass of prosecco please *cheers*
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Old 24-11-2016, 19:32
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Apologies ... I'll have another stella and whatever planets is having.
the only thing yer getting is my boot up yer jacksie ! * Clunk * for planets
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Old 24-11-2016, 19:34
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the only thing yer getting is my boot up yer jacksie ! * Clunk * for planets
*raises glass* cheers everyone *glugs*
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Old 24-11-2016, 19:35
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Glass of prosecco for me too please and a packet of pork scratchings
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Old 24-11-2016, 19:39
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*raises glass* cheers everyone *glugs*
Yer welcome !


Glass of prosecco for me too please and a packet of pork scratchings
Is Eddy paying ?
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Old 24-11-2016, 19:45
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Yer welcome !




Is Eddy paying ?
If Eddy is paying, I'll have a large bottle of Prosecco and two packets of pork scratchings, please!
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Old 24-11-2016, 19:48
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the only thing yer getting is my boot up yer jacksie ! * Clunk * for planets
One word from me and you lose your job. That's no way to treat Chin's best customer.

*Pours bucket of beer slops over Sleeps head.*
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Old 24-11-2016, 19:52
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If Eddy is paying, I'll have a large bottle of Prosecco and two packets of pork scratchings, please!
Make it 2 bottles he can afford it


One word from me and you lose your job. That's no way to treat Chin's best customer.
& y'd still not get my job !
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Old 24-11-2016, 19:54
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If Eddy is paying, I'll have a large bottle of Prosecco and two packets of pork scratchings, please!
Of course.

As Sleeps is out of action, just pop behind the bar and help yourself. Charge my account.
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Old 24-11-2016, 19:55
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I hope so
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Old 24-11-2016, 20:03
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Of course.
As Sleeps is out of action, just pop behind the bar and help yourself. Charge my account.
Wot have you done with Sr's frog prince tonight ? you dont have an account fella, Cash only from you !

Hes minted if you play yer card right he could buy the drinks all night fer use all !
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Old 24-11-2016, 22:00
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The person who proofread Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.
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Old 24-11-2016, 22:01
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The person who proofread Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.
*wince*
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Old 24-11-2016, 22:07
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I think whilst I'm here, I'll have a vodka. As I'm a regular, it should be okay that I just help myself.

I've had a long day and I need to relax and chill out. I doubt vodkas the answer, but it's worth a shot.
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Old 24-11-2016, 22:10
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I think whilst I'm here, I'll have a vodka. As I'm a regular, it should be okay that I just help myself.

I've had a long day and I need to relax and chill out. I doubt vodkas the answer, but it's worth a shot.
*grits teeth*
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Old 24-11-2016, 22:14
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I think I'll drink it down here, rather than upstairs.

I have a fear of stairs you see. It wasn't so bad, but now it's escalating.
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Old 25-11-2016, 05:46
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*opens pub* Morning all.

-4c again today, the frost didn't lift at all yesterday & it looks even heavier today! I have to scrape my van, 2 days worth of bloomin' ice! Grrrrrrr

*has a look at how the surprise is progressing* Wow it's gonna be sooooooo good when it's finished.
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Old 25-11-2016, 05:57
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It looks good on the plans anyway, thats all I'm saying !

Afternoon Sr, & all

Its been bloody baltic all day here !
It'll look brilliant when it's finished.
cup of tea and two crumpets with houmous and ham please
*tuts* where do you think you are.....on yer father's yacht?
Afternoon all peepsicles! Been jolly nice wevver down south. I would like what planets is having. No excuses, no substitutes, and the best quality ham please not slimy sh*t.

Found mandrake growing in the garden. You have been warned. *cackle*
You'll get wot yer given & be thankful!
I'm just in the door fae tesco, getting yer ham & fresh milk, now I'm going tae get my haircut !!!
You'd better have charged accordingly for those items!
Och that'll never happen ! You can now call me Tony Curtis, wiv my new haircut & I got the nose done 20yrs ago sure !!

* Clunk * have another planets !
Why are you pandering to planets all of a sudden? All customers should be treated the same.
One word from me and you lose your job. That's no way to treat Chin's best customer.

*Pours bucket of beer slops over Sleeps head.*

In yer dreams mister! Deluded eejit!
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Old 25-11-2016, 06:02
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Oh morning guys, the job is coming on well isn't it? I'm sure the customers will be delighted........well apart from one, but he's never happy, moan moan moan all day long! Sits about with a face like a well skelped arse day in day out! ROLLEYES
Lock the door behind me, I don't want any of them spying & then spoiling the surprise for others. Keep up the good work, & enjoy yer bacon rolls & tea.
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Old 25-11-2016, 06:44
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Good morning everyone.

6c here but forecast to rise to 10c with lots of splendid winter sunshine later on.

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Could the work not have been delayed until after the breakfast rush? Too much noise for before breakfast. Yes, I will complain because you should be giving us all a large discount for putting up with all this blooming racket during our breakfast time.

Tea please and serve it swiftly. I have a table booked at McDonalds for my proper breakfast. They know how to look after top quality people like me.
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Old 25-11-2016, 06:50
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Good morning everyone.

6c here but forecast to rise to 10c with lots of splendid winter sunshine later on.





Could the work not have been delayed until after the breakfast rush? Too much noise for before breakfast. Yes, I will complain because you should be giving us all a large discount for putting up with all this blooming racket during our breakfast time.

Tea please and serve it swiftly. I have a table booked at McDonalds for my proper breakfast. They know how to look after top quality people like me.
Morning Sir Moanalot

No the work couldn't be delayed, these guys are working to a schedule & the work has to go on, regardless of whether it pleases you or not! So just dry yer eyes.
*slam*
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Old 25-11-2016, 06:57
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Morning all CAN YOU KEEP THAT BLASTED NOISE DOWN????!!!
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Old 25-11-2016, 07:33
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Morning all CAN YOU KEEP THAT BLASTED NOISE DOWN????!!!
Morning you wee ray of sunshine!
No they can't keep the noise down, important work is being done, so you can dry yer eyes too.. *lobs a pair of ear defenders at chinny's fat head* Go & do some work in the cellar, that'll take yer mind of the noise.
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Old 25-11-2016, 07:45
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Morning all peepsic................WHAT'S THAT BLEEDIN RACKET????????
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Old 25-11-2016, 08:09
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Morning all peepsic................WHAT'S THAT BLEEDIN RACKET????????

Oh for god sake, not another moaner! You won't be saying that when you see the surprise.........*mutters* Ungrateful bunch of eejits, I don't know why I bother!
*SLAM THUD*
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