Bang Bang Bang Clatter Thump Bang Clatter Clatter Clang Clang Clump Clang Bang Bang Bang Bang Clatter Thump Bang Clatter Clatter Clang Clang Clump Clang Bang Bang Bang Bang Clatter Thump Bang Clatter Clatter Clang Clang Clump Clang Bang!

*puts on headphones and drowns out banging with heavy metal*

Ta muchly! Ah that's better......*headbangs*

*sits quietly in the corner reading book, and eating white pudding supper*

Good morning.


I think I’ve got severe tinnitus.

Morning Gemo, I think even tinnitus would be preferable to the racket going on in here It had better be worth it!

Good afternoon everyone.



I doubt it would be worth it. SR always goes for the cheap second rate options.

Afternoon peeps *clunks and clatters*

Please sign this petition if you'd like:

https://actions.sumofus.org/a/theres...source=fwd&t=1

Thanks

I thought that might be to save the DS forums

Afternoon all peeps. Pot of tea and two mince pies please!

Evening all

* Grabs remotes * ........... no farm show fer the numptys tae night unless its on catch up !

I'm back from Emmerdale!

Evening peeps *clunks & clatters*

*Slurps.*

Thank you and whatever you are having.

Emmerdale was good this evening.

By the way, what did you do with that brown nosing fellow, Sleeps. He's very quiet this evening.

Ta very muchly Eddy. Oh I think he's nodded off in the corner Eddy *Rolleyes*

Seen yer name on yer link tae yer fred you posted !

Night " Chins & all

*opens pub* Morning all.

It's a Baltic -4c AGAIN! I don't mind the cold too much.....but come on, give us a bloody break!
And I almost broke my bloody neck yesterday, outside my back door I have 2 steps, they were both like a bloody skating rink yesterday!

What the hell do you think yer doing, this isn't a bleedin' drop-in centre.

Oh dear wot a shame.

I'll take great satisfaction on watching you (& others) eat their words!

Oh you won't like it, you don't like anything, but then again yer a disgruntled curmudgeon!

Errrrrrrr nope. 'Trusted BBC' We need to come together now to stop the corporate takeover of one of our most trusted information sources, don't make me laugh, they're as bloody corrupt as the Government are!

IAC SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Carol V...........................Eddy
HM.2#Jordan B........................Davor
HM.3#Adam T..........................twass
HM.4#Joel D............................Sr
HM.5#Ola J..............................Eug
HM.6#Lisa S............................Chin
HM.7#Scarlett M......................Sleeps.
HM.8#Wayne B........................Parton.
HM.9#Larry L...........................Kate.
HM10#Sam Q..........................hooter/Halo Joe
HM11#Martin R........................omg/Flora
HM12#Danny B......................Gorbals/bob.................Mr Loudmouth has gone

Still would be worse privatised!


*Sniggers muchly*

Good morning oh sunny tempered one!

Can't see it would make much difference, the great old BBC lie constantly........impartial my arse! They proved that when the Scottish Referendum was happening, in the run up to & afterwards! And what about the whitewash on Saville?

Morning my wee sugar dumpling. *clunk*
Better put yer ear defenders on, the workies are about to start again, they've had their bacon rolls & tea & are raring to go!

BANG BANG BANG CLATTER THUMP BANG CLATTER CLATTER CLANG CLANG CLUMP CLANG BANG BANG BANG BANG CLATTER THUMP BANG CLATTER CLATTER CLANG CLANG CLUMP CLANG BANG BANG BANG BANG CLATTER THUMP BANG CLATTER CLATTER CLANG CLANG CLUMP CLANG BANG!

*parks Foggy Superbike in allocated parking bay*

Morning SR, Chin

Full breakfast please, toast, freshly ground coffee too.

*puts Brian Matthew's Sounds of the 60's BBC Radio 2 show on, via tannoy system*

Morning all peepsicles! Chilly here but not below freezing. You need to salt those steps SR

I never watch BBC news EVER. It's pointless. You might as well read the Beano. I just watch a few progs like David Attenborough documentaries and Poldark etc. I wouldn't miss it

Large tea please and a bowl of muesli! Fidel Castro died

Morning fb and twassock *clunks and clatters*

Ta chinalot. Could we have two coffees now please, as well

Grr! *THUD, THUD* *SMASH, TINKLE*

You'll be paying for that, not me!