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That was to of them *clunks*. Stoooopid! *Rolleyes*
I don't see you on Bookface much these days? ![]() I find I don't see eug's posts or I used not to, then fb started allowing it. Most peculiar. It works to its own agenda
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Oh well. :'(
After a bad day I just got home to find someone's ripped the front and back pages of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. |
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Oh well. :'(
After a bad day I just got home to find someone's ripped the front and back pages of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. Never mind, chinnock. Have a cherry brandy on me
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Did someone borrow it?
Never mind, chinnock. Have a cherry brandy on me ![]() Did you not get the joke? Stoooooopid! *Rolleyes*
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Ta very muchly twassock.
Did you not get the joke? Stoooooopid! *Rolleyes* I'm multitasking here, gimme a break!! Cheers, down the jolly old hatch! *chink* |
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I'm not sure who it is but, as I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens. |
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I don't know why my new plug in air freshener isn't working. I got it today, switched it on & nothing happened. It just doesn't make scents
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CONTAMINATION ALERT CONTAMINATION ALERT
Chins has been infected by Rugby Man please stay away as this disease is highly infectious. *tasers and removes chins to decontamination unit* |
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CONTAMINATION ALERT CONTAMINATION ALERT
Chins has been infected by Rugby Man please stay away as this disease is highly infectious. *tasers and removes chins to decontamination unit* ![]() ![]()
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OMG we have to make it stop! Will the decontamination unit rinse him of these appalling jokes??
![]() ![]() ![]() We can only hope ![]() I've followed all the protocols of the Health Protection Agency and the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control (i'd have a shower if you got too close to him) they've informed me he might have to be incinerated but hey better safe than sorrythis whole place is quarantined until decontamination has taken place. *sprays dettox on Twass* |
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*speaks through speaker in HazMat suit*
We can only hope ![]() I've followed all the protocols of the Health Protection Agency and the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control (i'd have a shower if you got too close to him) they've informed me he might have to be incinerated but hey better safe than sorrythis whole place is quarantined until decontamination has taken place. *sprays dettox on Twass* ![]()
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Perhaps we could try not to incinerate him
![]() ![]() ![]() we don't want this to become a global pandemic
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well i'll ask, but i can't promise anything
![]() we don't want this to become a global pandemic ![]() We'll need to catch Rugby Man as well before he infects the entire of DS!
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I think it's actually worse than the zombie apocalypse
We'll need to catch Rugby Man as well before he infects the entire of DS!just in case *hands Twas HazMat suit* |
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agreed - we must be very vigilant
just in case *hands Twas HazMat suit*
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*suits up* Who ya gonna call?
![]() The European Centre for Disease Control
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*opens pub* Morning all
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*Backs away alarmed*
Er, morning Sr and peeps.
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Hi SR. I don't see why you can't go and get a few newspapers. It's not as if you do much work around here and you charge a fortune for your breakfasts. You should be pleased to be able to add extra value to your customers' experience.
![]() A free newspaper or 2 for your customers will make the experience of visiting your Pub even more worthwhile. ![]() Mcdonalds present their customers with a selection of nicely presented newspapers. They love us. Hi there Chin. Let's go for a McBreakfast with extra hash browns and all the newspapers. Hi. Where did you go? ![]() ![]() How very dare you! I do plenty of work in here, much much more than you'll ever realise. I've told you before I'm not running a charidee, buy yer own newspapers & if you sit on them that'll flatten them for you! ![]() Quote:
God idea Eddy! *Goes off with Eddy for McBreakfast*
![]() *deducts chinny's wages accordingly* You don't have time to drop into the church either on my time! Quote:
Oh well.
After a bad day I just got home to find someone's ripped the front and back pages of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. ![]() Quote:
I'm not sure who it is but, as I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens. ![]() Quote:
I don't know why my new plug in air freshener isn't working. I got it today, switched it on & nothing happened. It just doesn't make scents
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CONTAMINATION ALERT CONTAMINATION ALERT
Chins has been infected by Rugby Man please stay away as this disease is highly infectious. *tasers and removes chins to decontamination unit*
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*Backs away alarmed*
Er, morning Sr and peeps. ![]() ![]() ![]() You may well back away, ya wee toad!
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WOW! It's looking brilliant guys, you've done really well in such a short time. Almost finished now, today will be the last day, roll on the 30th.
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![]() ![]() You may well back away, ya wee toad! ![]()
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Bye all. Have a good day.
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And wot am I s'posed to have done now? *Rolleyes*
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Did you not get the joke? Stoooooopid! *Rolleyes*

