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Old 27-11-2016, 17:02
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That was to of them *clunks*. Stoooopid! *Rolleyes*

I don't see you on Bookface much these days?
Don't you? That's weird, I'm there...I liked one of your posts the other day. Have you put me onto being an acquaintance or anything? I find I don't see eug's posts or I used not to, then fb started allowing it. Most peculiar. It works to its own agenda
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Old 27-11-2016, 17:10
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Oh well. :'(

After a bad day I just got home to find someone's ripped the front and back pages of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
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Old 27-11-2016, 17:15
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Oh well. :'(

After a bad day I just got home to find someone's ripped the front and back pages of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
Did someone borrow it?

Never mind, chinnock. Have a cherry brandy on me
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Old 27-11-2016, 17:23
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Did someone borrow it?

Never mind, chinnock. Have a cherry brandy on me
Ta very muchly twassock. Did you not get the joke? Stoooooopid! *Rolleyes*
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Old 27-11-2016, 17:26
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Ta very muchly twassock. Did you not get the joke? Stoooooopid! *Rolleyes*
Ohhh duh! Now I do I'm multitasking here, gimme a break!!

Cheers, down the jolly old hatch! *chink*
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Old 27-11-2016, 17:30
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I'm not sure who it is but, as I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.
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Old 27-11-2016, 17:32
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I don't know why my new plug in air freshener isn't working. I got it today, switched it on & nothing happened. It just doesn't make scents
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Old 27-11-2016, 17:41
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CONTAMINATION ALERT CONTAMINATION ALERT

Chins has been infected by Rugby Man please stay away as this disease is highly infectious.
*tasers and removes chins to decontamination unit*
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Old 27-11-2016, 18:00
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CONTAMINATION ALERT CONTAMINATION ALERT

Chins has been infected by Rugby Man please stay away as this disease is highly infectious.
*tasers and removes chins to decontamination unit*
OMG we have to make it stop! Will the decontamination unit rinse him of these appalling jokes??
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Old 27-11-2016, 18:05
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OMG we have to make it stop! Will the decontamination unit rinse him of these appalling jokes??
*speaks through speaker in HazMat suit*
We can only hope
I've followed all the protocols of the Health Protection Agency and the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control (i'd have a shower if you got too close to him) they've informed me he might have to be incinerated but hey better safe than sorry

this whole place is quarantined until decontamination has taken place. *sprays dettox on Twass*
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Old 27-11-2016, 18:08
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*speaks through speaker in HazMat suit*
We can only hope
I've followed all the protocols of the Health Protection Agency and the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control (i'd have a shower if you got too close to him) they've informed me he might have to be incinerated but hey better safe than sorry

this whole place is quarantined until decontamination has taken place. *sprays dettox on Twass*
Perhaps we could try not to incinerate him
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Old 27-11-2016, 18:11
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Perhaps we could try not to incinerate him
well i'll ask, but i can't promise anything
we don't want this to become a global pandemic
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Old 27-11-2016, 19:15
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well i'll ask, but i can't promise anything
we don't want this to become a global pandemic
I think it's actually worse than the zombie apocalypse We'll need to catch Rugby Man as well before he infects the entire of DS!
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Old 27-11-2016, 19:49
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I think it's actually worse than the zombie apocalypse We'll need to catch Rugby Man as well before he infects the entire of DS!
agreed - we must be very vigilant
just in case *hands Twas HazMat suit*
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Old 27-11-2016, 20:01
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agreed - we must be very vigilant
just in case *hands Twas HazMat suit*
*suits up* Who ya gonna call?
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Old 27-11-2016, 20:16
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*suits up* Who ya gonna call?
*sings along*
The European Centre for Disease Control
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Old 27-11-2016, 20:24
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*sings along*
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Old 28-11-2016, 05:25
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 28-11-2016, 05:29
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*Backs away alarmed* Er, morning Sr and peeps.
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Old 28-11-2016, 05:34
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Hi SR. I don't see why you can't go and get a few newspapers. It's not as if you do much work around here and you charge a fortune for your breakfasts. You should be pleased to be able to add extra value to your customers' experience.

A free newspaper or 2 for your customers will make the experience of visiting your Pub even more worthwhile.

Mcdonalds present their customers with a selection of nicely presented newspapers. They love us.



Hi there Chin. Let's go for a McBreakfast with extra hash browns and all the newspapers.



Hi. Where did you go?

How very dare you! I do plenty of work in here, much much more than you'll ever realise.

I've told you before I'm not running a charidee, buy yer own newspapers & if you sit on them that'll flatten them for you!
God idea Eddy! *Goes off with Eddy for McBreakfast*
*deducts chinny's wages accordingly*
You don't have time to drop into the church either on my time!
Oh well.

After a bad day I just got home to find someone's ripped the front and back pages of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.

I'm not sure who it is but, as I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

I don't know why my new plug in air freshener isn't working. I got it today, switched it on & nothing happened. It just doesn't make scents
*cuffs chinny round the lugs & kicks his lardy arse* go & do some work instead of spouting all these lame jokes!
CONTAMINATION ALERT CONTAMINATION ALERT

Chins has been infected by Rugby Man please stay away as this disease is highly infectious.
*tasers and removes chins to decontamination unit*
All he needed was a swift kick up the arse! None of this pandering to him.
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Old 28-11-2016, 06:12
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*Backs away alarmed* Er, morning Sr and peeps.

You may well back away, ya wee toad!
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Old 28-11-2016, 06:14
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WOW! It's looking brilliant guys, you've done really well in such a short time. Almost finished now, today will be the last day, roll on the 30th.

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Old 28-11-2016, 07:12
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You may well back away, ya wee toad!
And wot am I s'posed to have done now? *Rolleyes*
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Old 28-11-2016, 07:48
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Bye all. Have a good day.
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Old 28-11-2016, 08:08
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And wot am I s'posed to have done now? *Rolleyes*
You swanned off with yer cronie Eddy the Disgruntled to McD's during work hours! That's why yer wages have been docked. I'm not forking out wages to you while you bugger off the premises without permission! That's what!
Bye all. Have a good day.
Skivin' wee toad!

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