Don't you? That's weird, I'm there...I liked one of your posts the other day. Have you put me onto being an acquaintance or anything? I find I don't see eug's posts or I used not to, then fb started allowing it. Most peculiar. It works to its own agenda

Oh well. :'(

After a bad day I just got home to find someone's ripped the front and back pages of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.

Did someone borrow it?

Never mind, chinnock. Have a cherry brandy on me

Ta very muchly twassock. Did you not get the joke? Stoooooopid! *Rolleyes*

Ohhh duh! Now I do I'm multitasking here, gimme a break!!

Cheers, down the jolly old hatch! *chink*

I'm not sure who it is but, as I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

I don't know why my new plug in air freshener isn't working. I got it today, switched it on & nothing happened. It just doesn't make scents

CONTAMINATION ALERT CONTAMINATION ALERT

Chins has been infected by Rugby Man please stay away as this disease is highly infectious.
*tasers and removes chins to decontamination unit*

OMG we have to make it stop! Will the decontamination unit rinse him of these appalling jokes??

*speaks through speaker in HazMat suit*
We can only hope
I've followed all the protocols of the Health Protection Agency and the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control (i'd have a shower if you got too close to him) they've informed me he might have to be incinerated but hey better safe than sorry

this whole place is quarantined until decontamination has taken place. *sprays dettox on Twass*

Perhaps we could try not to incinerate him

well i'll ask, but i can't promise anything
we don't want this to become a global pandemic

I think it's actually worse than the zombie apocalypse We'll need to catch Rugby Man as well before he infects the entire of DS!

agreed - we must be very vigilant
just in case *hands Twas HazMat suit*

*suits up* Who ya gonna call?

*sings along*
The European Centre for Disease Control

*opens pub* Morning all

*Backs away alarmed* Er, morning Sr and peeps.

How very dare you! I do plenty of work in here, much much more than you'll ever realise.

I've told you before I'm not running a charidee, buy yer own newspapers & if you sit on them that'll flatten them for you!

*deducts chinny's wages accordingly*
You don't have time to drop into the church either on my time!





*cuffs chinny round the lugs & kicks his lardy arse* go & do some work instead of spouting all these lame jokes!

All he needed was a swift kick up the arse! None of this pandering to him.

You may well back away, ya wee toad!

WOW! It's looking brilliant guys, you've done really well in such a short time. Almost finished now, today will be the last day, roll on the 30th.

Bang Bang Bang Clatter Thump Bang Clatter Clatter Clang Clang Clump Clang Bang Bang Bang Bang Clatter Thump Bang Clatter Clatter Clang Clang Clump Clang Bang Bang Bang Bang Clatter Thump Bang Clatter Clatter Clang Clang Clump Clang Bang!

And wot am I s'posed to have done now? *Rolleyes*

Bye all. Have a good day.

You swanned off with yer cronie Eddy the Disgruntled to McD's during work hours! That's why yer wages have been docked. I'm not forking out wages to you while you bugger off the premises without permission! That's what!

Skivin' wee toad!