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Old 29-11-2016, 09:30
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Erm...............................morning Bob!
Aye, my ye've a fine set o' hurdies there quine.
Where's yon Chin?
He's an ill-trickit bairn that wan.
I found a nest o' horny-golach under ma' rose bush
Ssshh listen, hear the hoolet's cry?!

*runs aff screaming*
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Old 29-11-2016, 09:50
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Hoolet. Owl!
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Old 29-11-2016, 10:05
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Morning all.....oooh, no more banging and crashing! Exciting

Large tea please and a bowl of porridge. Very crisp and frosty this morning. That will do the brussels sprouts and parsnips a power of good Always better after the frost's been on them
Morning twass, I'm sure you'll love it........others of course will complain.....IMO they can sod off.
*clunk clatter*
Morning

An a braw yin it is tae, ma baffies are aw clabber fae traipsing across yon stank.
Twa' rowies please quine, I could eat the hin-end o' a tumshie raw!
I was black-affrontit when I seen my ballop was open
The bowff in that cludgie wid sicken ye, aye it's a sair chauve fir a half loaf these days.
Enough o' this clishmaclaver, I'll have yon rowies noo.
*calls the police* Yes there's a flasher in the pub..........nothing much to see but that's not the point. OK, see you soon.
Aye, my ye've a fine set o' hurdies there quine.
Where's yon Chin?
He's an ill-trickit bairn that wan.
I found a nest o' horny-golach under ma' rose bush
Ssshh listen, hear the hoolet's cry?!

*runs aff screaming*
The police are after you, ya dirty perv!
Is that the only word you know?

'Tis Timo's 15th Birthday tomorrow........... & it's St Andrew's Day.
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Old 29-11-2016, 12:14
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Morning twass, I'm sure you'll love it........others of course will complain.....IMO they can sod off.
*clunk clatter*

Is that the only word you know?

'Tis Timo's 15th Birthday tomorrow........... & it's St Andrew's Day.
Ta muchly! I did recognise a few other words but hoolet jumped out at me

Aww, happy birthday Timo for tomorrow. Quite a grand age for a cat. May he have many more years yet

Merry St Andy's day!!
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Old 29-11-2016, 15:22
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Afternoon all.

*puts the finishing touches to the surprise for tomorrow*

♫♫♫ Trah Lah lah lah ♫♫♫
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Old 29-11-2016, 15:23
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Afternoon all.

*puts the finishing touches to the surprise for tomorrow*

♫♫♫ Trah Lah lah lah ♫♫♫
Hmmm, what is it, we wonders, we wonders

Good afternoon all pubsters. Large tea and a slice of Yule log please!
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Old 29-11-2016, 15:34
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Hmmm, what is it, we wonders, we wonders

Good afternoon all pubsters. Large tea and a slice of Yule log please!
If I told you now I would have to kill you & that wouldn't be nice.

*clunk clatter* You can have a slice of toast & lump it!
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Old 29-11-2016, 15:55
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Afternoon Pubsters.

Off to see The Levellers perform Levelling The Land Live in a few hours.

25th anniversary, can't wait!
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Old 29-11-2016, 16:01
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Afternoon Pubsters.

Off to see The Levellers perform Levelling The Land Live in a few hours.

25th anniversary, can't wait!
Afternoon eug, hope you have a good time.
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Old 29-11-2016, 16:10
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Afternoon Pubsters.

Off to see The Levellers perform Levelling The Land Live in a few hours.

25th anniversary, can't wait!
Yippee! I am going on Saturday in London. It's going to be FAB!
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Old 29-11-2016, 18:27
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a cheese scone and a bottle of plymouth gin with a straw please
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Old 29-11-2016, 18:55
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Good evening everyone.

*Grabs remotes for one hour long episode of Emmerdale*

Where's Chin?

*Orders large fish and chip dinners, with all the trimmings.*


Tuck in Chin, now that it's all fresh and hot and we have 2 complimentary stellas each.
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Old 29-11-2016, 19:00
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Oooo ta very muchly Eddy!! *tucks in*
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Old 29-11-2016, 19:39
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My local butcher has started putting his finest cuts of beef on the top shelf in his shop... The steaks have never been higher.
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Old 29-11-2016, 19:44
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My local butcher has started putting his finest cuts of beef on the top shelf in his shop... The steaks have never been higher.
*locks Chin in cellar with Rugby Man*
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Old 29-11-2016, 19:47
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Morning twass, I'm sure you'll love it........others of course will complain.....IMO they can sod off.
*clunk clatter*

*calls the police* Yes there's a flasher in the pub..........nothing much to see but that's not the point. OK, see you soon.

The police are after you, ya dirty perv!

Is that the only word you know?

'Tis Timo's 15th Birthday tomorrow........... & it's St Andrew's Day.

I feel I must point out a discrepancy in the I'm a Celebrity sweepstake, I was allocated number 12 (Martin Roberts) & he is still in.

*Phones up the gaming & licencing authority to report an illegal gambling scam*



PS happy birthday to the moggy
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:00
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*locks Chin in cellar with Rugby Man*
Oh well done farmer bob have a drink on me as a reward
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:00
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Hi there Bob.

*locks Chin in cellar with Rugby Man*
*Releases Chin and Rugby Man.*

I like their cheesey jokes. They remind me of the ones in the Christmas crackers.
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:01
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Hi there Bob.



*Releases Chin and Rugby Man.*

I like their cheesey jokes. They remind me of the ones in the Christmas crackers.
Evening Eddy

*tasers chins, eddy and rugby man puts them all back in cellar*
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:05
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*Muffled distress noises are heard coming from the Cellar*
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:08
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*Muffled distress noises are heard coming from the Cellar*
*slips pizza under cellar door to keep you going*
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:10
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Hi there Bob.



*Releases Chin and Rugby Man.*

I like their cheesey jokes. They remind me of the ones in the Christmas crackers.
Oh well done Eddy and ta very muchly. It was very cold down there!!!

Have a hot toddy on me! *clunks*
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:11
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*slips pizza under cellar door to keep you going*
*Nips back quickly to retrieve pizza. Returns to Pub safely*
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:14
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Evening Eddy

*tasers chins, eddy and rugby man puts them all back in cellar*
Hi Planets.

*Escapes.*

I'm very sorry, you missed. Karate chops taser out of hand and puts planets in the big wheely bin dustbin outside. You have to stay in there I'm afraid and Bob can keep you company.

*Hires several local yoof to ensure that no one escapes from the dustbin.*
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:17
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Hi Planets.

*Escapes.*

I'm very sorry, you missed. Karate chops taser out of hand and puts planets in the big wheely bin dustbin outside. You have to stay in there I'm afraid and Bob can keep you company.

*Hires several local yoof to ensure that no one escapes from the dustbin.*
why are you throwing away SR's barbie doll?
she's going to be well cross

*shoots Eddy in the back with crossbow as he plays with the wheelie bin*
*tasers chins again retrieves pizza*
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