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Erm...............................morning Bob!
![]() ![]() ![]() Where's yon Chin? He's an ill-trickit bairn that wan. I found a nest o' horny-golach under ma' rose bush ![]() Ssshh listen, hear the hoolet's cry?! *runs aff screaming* |
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Hoolet. Owl!
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Morning all.....oooh, no more banging and crashing!
Exciting Large tea please and a bowl of porridge. Very crisp and frosty this morning. That will do the brussels sprouts and parsnips a power of good Always better after the frost's been on them ![]() ![]() *clunk clatter* Quote:
Morning
![]() An a braw yin it is tae, ma baffies are aw clabber fae traipsing across yon stank. Twa' rowies please quine, I could eat the hin-end o' a tumshie raw! I was black-affrontit when I seen my ballop was open ![]() The bowff in that cludgie wid sicken ye, aye it's a sair chauve fir a half loaf these days. Enough o' this clishmaclaver, I'll have yon rowies noo. ![]() Quote:
Aye, my ye've a fine set o' hurdies there quine.
Where's yon Chin? He's an ill-trickit bairn that wan. I found a nest o' horny-golach under ma' rose bush Ssshh listen, hear the hoolet's cry?! *runs aff screaming* ![]() Quote:
Hoolet. Owl!
![]() ![]() 'Tis Timo's 15th Birthday tomorrow........... & it's St Andrew's Day.
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Morning twass, I'm sure you'll love it........others of course will complain.....IMO they can sod off.
![]() *clunk clatter* Is that the only word you know? ![]() 'Tis Timo's 15th Birthday tomorrow........... & it's St Andrew's Day. ![]() ![]() Aww, happy birthday Timo for tomorrow. Quite a grand age for a cat. May he have many more years yet ![]() Merry St Andy's day!!
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Afternoon all.
![]() *puts the finishing touches to the surprise for tomorrow* ♫♫♫ Trah Lah lah lah ♫♫♫ |
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Afternoon all.
![]() *puts the finishing touches to the surprise for tomorrow* ♫♫♫ Trah Lah lah lah ♫♫♫ ![]() ![]() Good afternoon all pubsters. Large tea and a slice of Yule log please! |
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Hmmm, what is it, we wonders, we wonders
![]() ![]() Good afternoon all pubsters. Large tea and a slice of Yule log please! *clunk clatter* You can have a slice of toast & lump it!
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Afternoon Pubsters.
Off to see The Levellers perform Levelling The Land Live in a few hours. 25th anniversary, can't wait! |
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Afternoon Pubsters.
Off to see The Levellers perform Levelling The Land Live in a few hours. 25th anniversary, can't wait!
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Afternoon Pubsters.
Off to see The Levellers perform Levelling The Land Live in a few hours. 25th anniversary, can't wait!
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a cheese scone and a bottle of plymouth gin with a straw please
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Good evening everyone.
![]() *Grabs remotes for one hour long episode of Emmerdale* ![]() Where's Chin? ![]() *Orders large fish and chip dinners, with all the trimmings.* ![]() Tuck in Chin, now that it's all fresh and hot and we have 2 complimentary stellas each.
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Oooo ta very muchly Eddy!!
*tucks in*
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My local butcher has started putting his finest cuts of beef on the top shelf in his shop... The steaks have never been higher.
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My local butcher has started putting his finest cuts of beef on the top shelf in his shop... The steaks have never been higher.
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Morning twass, I'm sure you'll love it........others of course will complain.....IMO they can sod off.
![]() *clunk clatter* *calls the police* Yes there's a flasher in the pub..........nothing much to see but that's not the point. OK, see you soon. ![]() The police are after you, ya dirty perv! ![]() Is that the only word you know? ![]() 'Tis Timo's 15th Birthday tomorrow........... & it's St Andrew's Day. ![]() I feel I must point out a discrepancy in the I'm a Celebrity sweepstake, I was allocated number 12 (Martin Roberts) & he is still in. *Phones up the gaming & licencing authority to report an illegal gambling scam* ![]() ![]() PS happy birthday to the moggy |
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*locks Chin in cellar with Rugby Man*
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Hi there Bob. ![]() Quote:
*locks Chin in cellar with Rugby Man*
![]() I like their cheesey jokes. They remind me of the ones in the Christmas crackers.
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Hi there Bob.
![]() *Releases Chin and Rugby Man.* I like their cheesey jokes. They remind me of the ones in the Christmas crackers. ![]() ![]() *tasers chins, eddy and rugby man puts them all back in cellar* |
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*Muffled distress noises are heard coming from the Cellar*
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*Muffled distress noises are heard coming from the Cellar*
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Hi there Bob.
![]() *Releases Chin and Rugby Man.* I like their cheesey jokes. They remind me of the ones in the Christmas crackers. ![]() It was very cold down there!!! ![]() Have a hot toddy on me! *clunks*
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*slips pizza under cellar door to keep you going*
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Evening Eddy
![]() *tasers chins, eddy and rugby man puts them all back in cellar* ![]() *Escapes.* I'm very sorry, you missed. Karate chops taser out of hand and puts planets in the big wheely bin dustbin outside. You have to stay in there I'm afraid and Bob can keep you company. ![]() *Hires several local yoof to ensure that no one escapes from the dustbin.*
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Hi Planets.
![]() *Escapes.* I'm very sorry, you missed. Karate chops taser out of hand and puts planets in the big wheely bin dustbin outside. You have to stay in there I'm afraid and Bob can keep you company. ![]() *Hires several local yoof to ensure that no one escapes from the dustbin.* ![]() she's going to be well cross ![]() *shoots Eddy in the back with crossbow as he plays with the wheelie bin* *tasers chins again retrieves pizza* |
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