Originally Posted by
twassington:
“Morning all.....oooh, no more banging and crashing! 
Exciting
Large tea please and a bowl of porridge. Very crisp and frosty this morning. That will do the brussels sprouts and parsnips a power of good Always better after the frost's been on them 
”
Morning twass, I'm sure you'll love it........others of course will complain.....IMO they can sod off.
*clunk clatter*
Originally Posted by
farmer bob:
“Morning
An a braw yin it is tae, ma baffies are aw clabber fae traipsing across yon stank.
Twa' rowies please quine, I could eat the hin-end o' a tumshie raw!
I was black-affrontit when I seen my ballop was open 
The bowff in that cludgie wid sicken ye, aye it's a sair chauve fir a half loaf these days.
Enough o' this clishmaclaver, I'll have yon rowies noo.”
*calls the police* Yes there's a flasher in the pub..........nothing much to see but that's not the point. OK, see you soon.
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Aye, my ye've a fine set o' hurdies there quine.
Where's yon Chin?
He's an ill-trickit bairn that wan.
I found a nest o' horny-golach under ma' rose bush
Ssshh listen, hear the hoolet's cry?!
*runs aff screaming*”
The police are after you, ya dirty perv!
Originally Posted by
twassington:
“Hoolet. Owl! ”
Is that the only word you know?
'Tis Timo's 15th Birthday tomorrow........... & it's St Andrew's Day.
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