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Old 29-11-2016, 21:37
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*locks everyone in Cellar, retires to Snug & turns TV volume up to maximum*

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Old 29-11-2016, 23:29
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No spoilers from me, but that gig was awesome!

LEVELLERS!!!!!!!
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Old 30-11-2016, 05:23
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*opens pub* Morning all.

*prepares all for the BIG REVEAL*

Happy 15th Birthday to Timo He didn't seem to like my rendition of the song.
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Old 30-11-2016, 05:28
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Ooooooooooooo can't wait Sr!

Happy St. Andrews Day to you!
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Old 30-11-2016, 05:31
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Good evening everyone.

*Grabs remotes for one hour long episode of Emmerdale*

Where's Chin?

*Orders large fish and chip dinners, with all the trimmings.*


Tuck in Chin, now that it's all fresh and hot and we have 2 complimentary stellas each.

*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Crook to settle*
Oooo ta very muchly Eddy!! *tucks in*

*deducts chinny's wages accordingly*
I feel I must point out a discrepancy in the I'm a Celebrity sweepstake, I was allocated number 12 (Martin Roberts) & he is still in.

*Phones up the gaming & licencing authority to report an illegal gambling scam*



PS happy birthday to the moggy
What are you on about you lunatic?
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Old 30-11-2016, 05:31
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Ooooooooooooo can't wait Sr!

Happy St. Andrews Day to you!
Thank you......you have to sit down for now & close your eyes. I'll shout when you can open them!
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Old 30-11-2016, 05:41
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*starts countdown*...........3....2....1.........

TAH DAH!.........

BIG SURPRISE

PUB ENTRANCE

THE SNUG

PUB TREE
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Old 30-11-2016, 05:42
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*opens pub* Morning all.

*prepares all for the BIG REVEAL*

Happy 15th Birthday to Timo He didn't seem to like my rendition of the song.
Happy Birthday Timo!
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Old 30-11-2016, 05:43
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*starts countdown*...........3....2....1.........

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PUB TREE
Ooooooooooooooooooo very nice Sr!!
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Old 30-11-2016, 05:47
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Happy ST ANDREW'S DAY to all. HERE......& HERE

MENU

Creamy savoy cabbage with carrots
Skirlie mash
Smoked salmon, dill & onion tart

Fillet of beef with mixed peppercorns
Crisp orange shortbread
Hot game pie
Prawn & mussel pies


Honey roasted fig & almond tart
Baked raspberry & bramble trifle with Drambuie


A free dram with the meal of choice.
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Old 30-11-2016, 05:49
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Ooooooooooooooooooo very nice Sr!!
There's skates to hire (for a small fee), to fit all sizes of feet.
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Old 30-11-2016, 05:56
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There's skates to hire (for a small fee), to fit all sizes of feet.
Size 6 wide fitting ta.
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Old 30-11-2016, 05:57
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IAC SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Carol V...........................Eddy
HM.2#Jordan B.....................Davor....................................I don't wanna do any trials, has been a trial
HM.3#Adam T..........................twass
HM.4#Joel D............................Sr
HM.5#Ola J............................Eug........................................Dances off into the sunset
HM.6#Lisa S..........................Chin.......................................A model contestant
HM.7#Scarlett M......................Sleeps.
HM.8#Wayne B........................Parton.
HM.9#Larry L...........................Kate.
HM10#Sam Q..........................hooter/Halo Joe
HM11#Martin R........................omg/Flora
HM12#Danny B.....................Gorbals/bob...........................Mr Loudmouth has gone
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Old 30-11-2016, 06:00
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Size 6 wide fitting ta.
*hands over skates*
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Old 30-11-2016, 06:04
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*laughs hysterically as chinny falls about the ice* *glides over gracefully* & hands chinny one of THESE

Or you can choose a different one..........HERE
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Old 30-11-2016, 07:02
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Old 30-11-2016, 07:18
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*starts countdown*...........3....2....1.........

TAH DAH!.........

BIG SURPRISE

PUB ENTRANCE

THE SNUG

PUB TREE
OH MY DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!! A SKATING RINK!!!!!!!!!!!! And the pub looks just fabulous. It's perfect

Morning all peepsicles, size five skates please and a cuppa tea!
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Old 30-11-2016, 07:20
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Happy ST ANDREW'S DAY to all. HERE......& HERE

MENU

Creamy savoy cabbage with carrots
Skirlie mash
Smoked salmon, dill & onion tart

Fillet of beef with mixed peppercorns
Crisp orange shortbread
Hot game pie
Prawn & mussel pies


Honey roasted fig & almond tart
Baked raspberry & bramble trifle with Drambuie


A free dram with the meal of choice.
Happy St Andrews Day! Wow, what a menu. I'd eat all of that

Will there be dancing after the dinner?
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Old 30-11-2016, 07:21
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*laughs hysterically as chinny falls about the ice* *glides over gracefully* & hands chinny one of THESE

Or you can choose a different one..........HERE
I'd better have a polar bear please as well
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Old 30-11-2016, 07:49
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Sto[p being a baby, want me to rub it better?
OH MY DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!! A SKATING RINK!!!!!!!!!!!! And the pub looks just fabulous. It's perfect

Morning all peepsicles, size five skates please and a cuppa tea!
Told you you'd like it. Was the noise worth it then?
*clunk clatter*
Happy St Andrews Day! Wow, what a menu. I'd eat all of that

Will there be dancing after the dinner?
Did you not read.......THIS
I'd better have a polar bear please as well
*hands over skates & polar bear*
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Old 30-11-2016, 07:53
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*faints*
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Old 30-11-2016, 07:57
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IAC SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Carol V...........................Eddy
HM.2#Jordan B.....................Davor....................................I don't wanna do any trials, has been a trial
HM.3#Adam T..........................twass
HM.4#Joel D............................Sr
HM.5#Ola J............................Eug........................................Dances off into the sunset
HM.6#Lisa S..........................Chin.......................................A model contestant
HM.7#Scarlett M......................Sleeps.
HM.8#Wayne B........................Parton.
HM.9#Larry L...........................Kate.
HM10#Sam Q..........................hooter/Halo Joe
HM11#Martin R........................omg/Flora
HM12#Danny B.....................Gorbals/bob...........................Mr Loudmouth has gone

Danny was no.11
Martin is no.12

EddyBee was right, it's a fix

*Pawns the Foggy Superbike for £13,769*
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Old 30-11-2016, 08:07
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Told you you'd like it. Was the noise worth it then?
*clunk clatter*

Did you not read.......THIS

*hands over skates & polar bear*
*slurp* Oh yes indeedy. A grand surprise

I did read it but it doesn't specifically say dancing....but I usually think of a ceilidh as having dancing

*laces on skates, grips polar bear by the ears and...............wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!*
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Old 30-11-2016, 08:09
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*throws a bucket of ice cold water over bob* SPLOSH!
Danny was no.11
Martin is no.12

EddyBee was right, it's a fix

*Pawns the Foggy Superbike for £13,769*
Danny was never number 11! Stop lying through yer teeth, yet another sore loser! And furthermore Eddy the Crook lies like a rug! ROLLEYES
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Old 30-11-2016, 08:10
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*slurp* Oh yes indeedy. A grand surprise

I did read it but it doesn't specifically say dancing....but I usually think of a ceilidh as having dancing

*laces on skates, grips polar bear by the ears and...............wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!*
That's what happens at a ceilidh tho', eat, drink, dance & be merry.

*watches twass sliding round the rink*
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