*locks everyone in Cellar, retires to Snug & turns TV volume up to maximum*
The Pub (Part 48)
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*opens pub* Morning all.
*prepares all for the BIG REVEAL*
Happy 15th Birthday to Timo He didn't seem to like my rendition of the song.
*prepares all for the BIG REVEAL*
Happy 15th Birthday to Timo He didn't seem to like my rendition of the song.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.
*Grabs remotes for one hour long episode of Emmerdale*
Where's Chin?
*Orders large fish and chip dinners, with all the trimmings.*
Tuck in Chin, now that it's all fresh and hot and we have 2 complimentary stellas each.”
“Good evening everyone.
*Grabs remotes for one hour long episode of Emmerdale*
Where's Chin?
*Orders large fish and chip dinners, with all the trimmings.*
Tuck in Chin, now that it's all fresh and hot and we have 2 complimentary stellas each.”
*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Crook to settle*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Oooo ta very muchly Eddy!! *tucks in*”
“Oooo ta very muchly Eddy!!
*tucks in*”
*deducts chinny's wages accordingly*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“I feel I must point out a discrepancy in the I'm a Celebrity sweepstake, I was allocated number 12 (Martin Roberts) & he is still in.
*Phones up the gaming & licencing authority to report an illegal gambling scam*
PS happy birthday to the moggy”
“I feel I must point out a discrepancy in the I'm a Celebrity sweepstake, I was allocated number 12 (Martin Roberts) & he is still in.
*Phones up the gaming & licencing authority to report an illegal gambling scam*
PS happy birthday to the moggy”
What are you on about you lunatic?
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Ooooooooooooo can't wait Sr!
Happy St. Andrews Day to you!
”
“Ooooooooooooo can't wait Sr!
Happy St. Andrews Day to you!
”
Thank you......you have to sit down for now & close your eyes. I'll shout when you can open them!
*starts countdown*...........3....2....1.........
TAH DAH!.........
BIG SURPRISE
PUB ENTRANCE
THE SNUG
PUB TREE
TAH DAH!.........
BIG SURPRISE
PUB ENTRANCE
THE SNUG
PUB TREE
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*opens pub* Morning all.
*prepares all for the BIG REVEAL*
Happy 15th Birthday to Timo He didn't seem to like my rendition of the song.”
“*opens pub* Morning all.
*prepares all for the BIG REVEAL*
Happy 15th Birthday to Timo He didn't seem to like my rendition of the song.
”
Happy Birthday Timo!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*starts countdown*...........3....2....1.........
TAH DAH!.........
BIG SURPRISE
PUB ENTRANCE
THE SNUG
PUB TREE”
“*starts countdown*...........3....2....1.........
TAH DAH!.........
BIG SURPRISE
PUB ENTRANCE
THE SNUG
PUB TREE”
Ooooooooooooooooooo very nice Sr!!
Happy ST ANDREW'S DAY to all. HERE......& HERE
MENU
Creamy savoy cabbage with carrots
Skirlie mash
Smoked salmon, dill & onion tart
Fillet of beef with mixed peppercorns
Crisp orange shortbread
Hot game pie
Prawn & mussel pies
Honey roasted fig & almond tart
Baked raspberry & bramble trifle with Drambuie
A free dram with the meal of choice.
MENU
Creamy savoy cabbage with carrots
Skirlie mash
Smoked salmon, dill & onion tart
Fillet of beef with mixed peppercorns
Crisp orange shortbread
Hot game pie
Prawn & mussel pies
Honey roasted fig & almond tart
Baked raspberry & bramble trifle with Drambuie
A free dram with the meal of choice.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Ooooooooooooooooooo very nice Sr!!”
“Ooooooooooooooooooo very nice Sr!!
”
There's skates to hire (for a small fee), to fit all sizes of feet.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“There's skates to hire (for a small fee), to fit all sizes of feet.”
“There's skates to hire (for a small fee), to fit all sizes of feet.
”
Size 6 wide fitting ta.
IAC SWEEPSTAKE
HM.1#Carol V...........................Eddy
HM.2#Jordan B.....................Davor....................................I don't wanna do any trials, has been a trial
HM.3#Adam T..........................twass
HM.4#Joel D............................Sr
HM.5#Ola J............................Eug........................................Dances off into the sunset
HM.6#Lisa S..........................Chin.......................................A model contestant
HM.7#Scarlett M......................Sleeps.
HM.8#Wayne B........................Parton.
HM.9#Larry L...........................Kate.
HM10#Sam Q..........................hooter/Halo Joe
HM11#Martin R........................omg/Flora
HM12#Danny B.....................Gorbals/bob...........................Mr Loudmouth has gone
HM.1#Carol V...........................Eddy
HM.2#Jordan B.....................Davor....................................I don't wanna do any trials, has been a trial
HM.3#Adam T..........................twass
HM.4#Joel D............................Sr
HM.5#Ola J............................Eug........................................Dances off into the sunset
HM.6#Lisa S..........................Chin.......................................A model contestant
HM.7#Scarlett M......................Sleeps.
HM.8#Wayne B........................Parton.
HM.9#Larry L...........................Kate.
HM10#Sam Q..........................hooter/Halo Joe
HM11#Martin R........................omg/Flora
HM12#Danny B.....................Gorbals/bob...........................Mr Loudmouth has gone
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*starts countdown*...........3....2....1.........
TAH DAH!.........
BIG SURPRISE
PUB ENTRANCE
THE SNUG
PUB TREE”
“*starts countdown*...........3....2....1.........
TAH DAH!.........
BIG SURPRISE
PUB ENTRANCE
THE SNUG
PUB TREE”
OH MY DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
A SKATING RINK!!!!!!!!!!!! And the pub looks just fabulous. It's perfect Morning all peepsicles, size five skates please and a cuppa tea!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Happy ST ANDREW'S DAY to all. HERE......& HERE
MENU
Creamy savoy cabbage with carrots
Skirlie mash
Smoked salmon, dill & onion tart
Fillet of beef with mixed peppercorns
Crisp orange shortbread
Hot game pie
Prawn & mussel pies
Honey roasted fig & almond tart
Baked raspberry & bramble trifle with Drambuie
A free dram with the meal of choice.”
“Happy ST ANDREW'S DAY to all. HERE......& HERE
MENU
Creamy savoy cabbage with carrots
Skirlie mash
Smoked salmon, dill & onion tart
Fillet of beef with mixed peppercorns
Crisp orange shortbread
Hot game pie
Prawn & mussel pies
Honey roasted fig & almond tart
Baked raspberry & bramble trifle with Drambuie
A free dram with the meal of choice.”
Happy St Andrews Day! Wow, what a menu. I'd eat all of that
Will there be dancing after the dinner?
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
”
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
”
Sto[p being a baby, want me to rub it better?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“OH MY DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!! A SKATING RINK!!!!!!!!!!!! And the pub looks just fabulous. It's perfect
Morning all peepsicles, size five skates please and a cuppa tea!”
“OH MY DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
A SKATING RINK!!!!!!!!!!!! And the pub looks just fabulous. It's perfect Morning all peepsicles, size five skates please and a cuppa tea!”
Told you you'd like it. Was the noise worth it then?
*clunk clatter*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Happy St Andrews Day! Wow, what a menu. I'd eat all of that
Will there be dancing after the dinner?”
“Happy St Andrews Day! Wow, what a menu. I'd eat all of that
Will there be dancing after the dinner?
”
Did you not read.......THIS
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ I'd better have a polar bear please as well”
“
I'd better have a polar bear please as well”
*hands over skates & polar bear*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“IAC SWEEPSTAKE
HM.1#Carol V...........................Eddy
HM.2#Jordan B.....................Davor....................................I don't wanna do any trials, has been a trial
HM.3#Adam T..........................twass
HM.4#Joel D............................Sr
HM.5#Ola J............................Eug........................................Dances off into the sunset
HM.6#Lisa S..........................Chin.......................................A model contestant
HM.7#Scarlett M......................Sleeps.
HM.8#Wayne B........................Parton.
HM.9#Larry L...........................Kate.
HM10#Sam Q..........................hooter/Halo Joe
HM11#Martin R........................omg/Flora
HM12#Danny B.....................Gorbals/bob...........................Mr Loudmouth has gone”
“IAC SWEEPSTAKE
HM.1#Carol V...........................Eddy
HM.2#Jordan B.....................Davor....................................I don't wanna do any trials, has been a trial
HM.3#Adam T..........................twass
HM.4#Joel D............................Sr
HM.5#Ola J............................Eug........................................Dances off into the sunset
HM.6#Lisa S..........................Chin.......................................A model contestant
HM.7#Scarlett M......................Sleeps.
HM.8#Wayne B........................Parton.
HM.9#Larry L...........................Kate.
HM10#Sam Q..........................hooter/Halo Joe
HM11#Martin R........................omg/Flora
HM12#Danny B.....................Gorbals/bob...........................Mr Loudmouth has gone”
Danny was no.11
Martin is no.12
EddyBee was right, it's a fix
*Pawns the Foggy Superbike for £13,769*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
Told you you'd like it. Was the noise worth it then?
*clunk clatter*
Did you not read.......THIS
*hands over skates & polar bear*”
“
Told you you'd like it. Was the noise worth it then?
*clunk clatter*
Did you not read.......THIS
*hands over skates & polar bear*
”
*slurp* Oh yes indeedy. A grand surprise
I did read it but it doesn't specifically say dancing....but I usually think of a ceilidh as having dancing
*laces on skates, grips polar bear by the ears and...............wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*faints*”
“*faints*”
*throws a bucket of ice cold water over bob* SPLOSH!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Danny was no.11
Martin is no.12
EddyBee was right, it's a fix
*Pawns the Foggy Superbike for £13,769*”
“Danny was no.11
Martin is no.12
EddyBee was right, it's a fix
*Pawns the Foggy Superbike for £13,769*
”
Danny was never number 11! Stop lying through yer teeth, yet another sore loser! And furthermore Eddy the Crook lies like a rug! ROLLEYES
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*slurp* Oh yes indeedy. A grand surprise
I did read it but it doesn't specifically say dancing....but I usually think of a ceilidh as having dancing
*laces on skates, grips polar bear by the ears and...............wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!*”
“*slurp* Oh yes indeedy. A grand surprise
I did read it but it doesn't specifically say dancing....but I usually think of a ceilidh as having dancing
*laces on skates, grips polar bear by the ears and...............wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!*
”
That's what happens at a ceilidh tho', eat, drink, dance & be merry.
*watches twass sliding round the rink*
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