*slither, whooosh, CRASH!* Oh dear

Good morning.

We haven’t got any chickens.

One died a couple of weeks ago and the remains of Rusty were found in the garden yesterday.

Good afternoon everyone

Rather cold in North London. It fell to -2c in the early hours. Very frosty this morning. Only 5c at present but it's dry with lots of brilliant sunshine so I won't complain too much.
Happy Saint Andrew's Day to everyone. A huge celebration day in Greece and in Cyprus and throughout the Orthodox Christian world. Oh, and of course in Scotland.


... *Inspects Pub, inside and outside.*

It's totally quite lovely. I would have liked a big Snowman and a Santa by the Pub front door but anyway. Maybe Rudolf as well. Oh, and the whole Pub should have been covered in bright sparkling Christmas lights as Chin did before they were vandalised and a Santa's grotto would have been nice by one of the trees. But it's lovely. I'll put in writing my other suggestions for improvements.

That was well worth the wait, nice wan Sr !!!

Afternoon all

Hi there Sleeps. Hope you're well.


I'll have the salmon tart x 2 as I don't like any of the main courses. Why no fish? Or burgers? I don't like the desserts either. Why no ice cream? Or a mince pie? And my free drink will be a Napoleon brandy.

How can you not like those puddings? Both sound lush to me

Afternoon all peepsicles. I survived the training course but we all nearly froze to death in a small village hall, and the teacups were the size of fecking thimbles

Bucket of tea please!

*sniggers*

Oh dear, was it natural causes?

That'll be a 1st! ROLLEYES

Listen you moaning wee toad, I prefer not to go down the tacky road, you can decorate yer house any way you like, in here I'll decide! So keep yer beak out!
I'll be using yer suggestions as the festive loo roll.

Thanks, can't wait to see Eddy fall flat on his fat face!

Is salmon not a fish then, is prawn & mussel pies not fish? You can choose from the menu provided or you can sod off to McD's!
Your free drink is as stated on the menu, a DRAM! Like it or lump it!
*mutters* ungrateful bugger!

He's never happy unless he's moaning!
Oh dear that doesn't sound like it would motivate anyone! *CLUMP*

Afternoon all.

Ta muchly, ahhhh that's a better size! *warms mitts on bucket*

I think I'll put my skates back on and have another go on the rink!

The one two weeks ago (Star) was natural cause but something ate poor Rusty. She was a lovely hen that came round with us when we walked the cats.

Se was lonely and we were going to try to get her a couple of companions (quite expensive at this time of year). We won’t do that now, just wait until the weather gets better next year and restock – I’ve tracked down a big supplier in County Durham so it will be a nice trip out to pick them up.

I’ll just have the prawn and mussel pie please.

*gets up & stands on table, sings...."Oh Campbeltown Loch I wish you were whisky...Campbeltown Loch och aye.....Oh Campbeltown Loch, for if ye were whisky I would drink ye dry"...

🎶🎵🎶🎵

Evening peeps and ta very muchly for the um 'entertainment' fb. Sorry to hear about your chickens Gemo. Sounds like a fox to me.

*clunks & clatters*

Good evening everyone.


Thanks Chin and whatever you are having.

Gemo, sorry about your chickens. I used to keep them as well as turkeys and ducks, but I gave them away when foxes started to hang around.

Evening all peeps.

Fillet of beef and the fig and almond tart please! And my wee dram

What a shame about the chooks, Gemo I well remember when the fox got my neighbours chickens back in 2014 Hopefully next year your new chooks will fare better

Ta very muchly Eddy.


That was some of 'em *c's and c's* stooooooooooopid! *Rolleyes*

*rolls eyes* Such lovely service. *leaves chin a tip of one pee*

You're a trouble maker.

Chin, serve her dinner over her head.

Yer a fine wan tae talk fella

Evening Chin, Eddy, Twass, & all

Oh the irony! Pots and kettles, Mr

Evening new arrivals *clunks*

Please Scottish peeps sign this:

https://www.e-activist.com/ea-action...paign.id=59354

Oh yes indeedy, please do Scots peeps.

Would anyone consider signing this one too?

https://www.change.org/p/stag-sheffi...om-destruction

Means a lot to a friend of mine. Thank you in advance

Signed and shared.

THank you chinnock, much appreciated

*opens pub* Morning all

White Rabbits, White Rabbits, White Rabbits.