Originally Posted by
twassington:
“*slither, whooosh, CRASH!* Oh dear
”
*sniggers*
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Good morning.
We haven’t got any chickens.
One died a couple of weeks ago and the remains of Rusty were found in the garden yesterday.”
Oh dear, was it natural causes?
Originally Posted by
EddyBee:
“Good afternoon everyone
Rather cold in North London. It fell to -2c in the early hours. Very frosty this morning. Only 5c at present but it's dry with lots of brilliant sunshine so I won't complain too much.
Happy Saint Andrew's Day to everyone. A huge celebration day in Greece and in Cyprus and throughout the Orthodox Christian world. Oh, and of course in Scotland.
... *Inspects Pub, inside and outside.*
It's totally quite lovely. I would have liked a big Snowman and a Santa by the Pub front door but anyway. Maybe Rudolf as well. Oh, and the whole Pub should have been covered in bright sparkling Christmas lights as Chin did before they were vandalised and a Santa's grotto would have been nice by one of the trees. But it's lovely. I'll put in writing my other suggestions for improvements.”
That'll be a 1st!
ROLLEYES
Listen you moaning wee toad, I prefer not to go down the tacky road, you can decorate yer house any way you like, in here I'll decide! So keep yer beak out!
I'll be using yer suggestions as the festive loo roll.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“That was well worth the wait, nice wan Sr !!!
Afternoon all”
Thanks, can't wait to see Eddy fall flat on his fat face!
Originally Posted by
EddyBee:
“Hi there Sleeps. Hope you're well.
I'll have the salmon tart x 2 as I don't like any of the main courses.
Why no fish? Or burgers? I don't like the desserts either. Why no ice cream? Or a mince pie? And my free drink will be a Napoleon brandy.”
Is salmon not a fish then, is prawn & mussel pies not fish? You can choose from the menu provided or you can sod off to McD's!
Your free drink is as stated on the menu, a
DRAM! Like it or lump it!
*mutters* ungrateful bugger!
Originally Posted by
twassington:
“How can you not like those puddings? Both sound lush to me 
Afternoon all peepsicles. I survived the training course but we all nearly froze to death in a small village hall, and the teacups were the size of fecking thimbles 
Bucket of tea please!”
He's never happy unless he's moaning!
Oh dear that doesn't sound like it would motivate anyone!
*CLUMP*
Afternoon all.