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Old 01-12-2016, 15:44
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*sniggers*


*removes stolen loot from display*
How very dare you bring the pub into disrepute!


*slam clatter rustle clatter clunk clatter clatter clunk rustle slam clatter rustle clatter clunk clatter clatter clunk rustle slam clatter rustle clatter clunk clatter clatter clunk rustle*

*puts up sign*
Freshly homemade hot mince pies served with mulled wine.
I'll take 3 mince pies please SR

May I say your looking radiant today, the tweed twin-set looks great
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Old 01-12-2016, 15:49
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I'll take 3 mince pies please SR

May I say your looking radiant today, the tweed twin-set looks great
*clatter* Errrrrr..........thanks *thinks* he's forgotten to take his meds again he's looking at himself in the mirror. I wonder if his wife knows he's wearing her clothes!
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Old 01-12-2016, 15:52
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*clatter* Errrrrr..........thanks *thinks* he's forgotten to take his meds again he's looking at himself in the mirror. I wonder if his wife knows he's wearing her clothes!
Very Miss Jean Brodie

Have you seen Chin? I loaned him some corduroy dungarees a while back & I fear he's getting too comfy in them
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Old 01-12-2016, 15:56
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Morning Gemo *clunk* Cold in your parts?
that question is a bit personal
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Old 01-12-2016, 15:57
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Very Miss Jean Brodie

Have you seen Chin? I loaned him some corduroy dungarees a while back & I fear he's getting too comfy in them
If you say so dear..........

No I haven't, I last saw him on the ice with twass & he was wearing a pair of tights then!
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Old 01-12-2016, 15:58
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that question is a bit personal
We don't stand on ceremony in here.
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Old 01-12-2016, 15:59
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We don't stand on ceremony in here.
hmmmm he was flashing his meat and two veg in the other thread i'm scarred for life

gin and tonic and a mince pie please and whatever you're having SR
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Old 01-12-2016, 16:08
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We don't stand on ceremony in here.

Aye, yees jeest staun aroon daeing nowt
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Old 01-12-2016, 16:10
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hmmmm he was flashing his meat and two veg in the other thread i'm scarred for life

gin and tonic and a mince pie please and whatever you're having SR

He's gone mad!

*clunk clatter* Thank you very much, so rare to find a polite generous customer in here.
Aye, yees jeest staun aroon daeing nowt

...........and you can shut yer fat gob........
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Old 01-12-2016, 16:14
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*sits quietly in corner reading The Silage Sentinel*
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Old 01-12-2016, 16:17
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*sits quietly in corner reading The Silage Sentinel*

*suspiciously watches bob*
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Old 01-12-2016, 16:20
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*sits quietly in corner reading The Sewage Sentinel*
That paper is full of shit.




ba dum tsssssssssh
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Old 01-12-2016, 16:22
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IAC SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Carol V.........................Eddy...................................Gorn off to appear in a pantomime near you
HM.2#Jordan B.....................Davor...................................I don't wanna do any trials, has been a trial
HM.3#Adam T..........................twass
HM.4#Joel D............................Sr
HM.5#Ola J............................Eug.......................................Dances off into the sunset
HM.6#Lisa S..........................Chin.......................................A model contestant
HM.7#Scarlett M......................Sleeps.
HM.8#Wayne B........................Parton.
HM.9#Larry L...........................Kate.
HM10#Sam Q..........................hooter/Halo Joe
HM11#Martin R........................omg/Flora
HM12#Danny B.....................Gorbals/bob...........................Mr Loudmouth has gone
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Old 01-12-2016, 16:28
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He's gone mad!

*clunk clatter* Thank you very much, so rare to find a polite generous customer in here.
My pleasure enjoy *clinks glasses*cheers
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Old 01-12-2016, 16:33
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IAC SWEEPSTAKE
HM.1#Carol V.........................Eddy...................................Gorn off to appear in a pantomime near you
HM.2#Jordan B.....................Davor...................................I don't wanna do any trials, has been a trial
HM.3#Adam T..........................twass
HM.4#Joel D............................Sr
HM.5#Ola J............................Eug.......................................Dances off into the sunset
HM.6#Lisa S..........................Chin.......................................A model contestant
HM.7#Scarlett M......................Sleeps.
HM.8#Wayne B........................Parton.
HM.9#Larry L...........................Kate.
HM10#Sam Q..........................hooter/Halo Joe
HM11#Martin R........................omg/Flora
HM12#Danny B.....................Gorbals/bob...........................Mr Loudmouth has gone


Right, I'm trying to enter into the spirit of things ... Oh no, I've lost ... Carol is a loser ... I feel so sad ...

Can I have Adam now? I like him. He's one of my Emmerdale favourites. Thank you in advance.
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Old 01-12-2016, 17:02
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No you can't have Adam. He's MINE. Even if I haven't watched any
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Old 01-12-2016, 17:02
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Evening all peepsicles. Large glass of prosecco please and one for my pal planets.
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Old 01-12-2016, 18:23
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You could be entered for the Ice Skating Championships.

Awwww wee shame, I can only hope it was quick for her.


In the middle of London!


Rearrange these words............kettle..........black.........pot.

Done!

Done.
Those trees look beautiful!
Mr G thought he could have heard a brief cluck so I think it will have been quick. If there’d been much of a racket and I’d have been out there.
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Old 01-12-2016, 18:25
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Cats had another altercation during their walk. Only injury was my hand.

We’ve bought a Feliway diffuser.
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Old 01-12-2016, 18:26
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Morning Gemo *clunk* Cold in your parts?
Not too bad today.
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Old 01-12-2016, 18:36
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Evening peeps *clunks & clatters* *Helps self to mince pie and mulled wine*
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Old 01-12-2016, 18:41
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Cats had another altercation during their walk. Only injury was my hand.

We’ve bought a Feliway diffuser.
That will help them in the house....not sure about when out on walks

Evening peeps *clunks & clatters* *Helps self to mince pie and mulled wine*
Ta muchly chins. Ooh mince pies! Don't mind if I do Ready for your evening ice skating practice?
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Old 01-12-2016, 18:42
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Evening peeps *clunks & clatters* *Helps self to mince pie and mulled wine*
Greedy wee hog !

Evening Chin, & all
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Old 01-12-2016, 18:54
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Evening. It smells delicious indeed.
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Old 01-12-2016, 19:04
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That will help them in the house....not sure about when out on walks



Ta muchly chins. Ooh mince pies! Don't mind if I do Ready for your evening ice skating practice?
And what was that about a 'soft landing'? *replays CCTV and recording to twassock*

Greedy wee hog !

Evening Chin, & all
Evening. It smells delicious indeed.
Evening peeps *Goes to Snug to watch Emmerdale with Eddy*
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