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Old 01-12-2016, 19:11
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And what was that about a 'soft landing'? *replays CCTV and recording to twassock*





Evening peeps *Goes to Snug to watch Emmerdale with Eddy*
Meh! You'll never make the grade with that attitude!

*skates off round rink twirling and spinning*
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Old 01-12-2016, 19:51
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Good evening everyone.

A mulled wine and 6 free mince pies please.

Oh, and a very large advocaat.

*Pours advocaat over twassington's big head for accusing moi of being a trouble maker.*


In the middle of London!
No, not in the middle of London. My family home (now sold) was in one of London's leafy suburbs. Our house was surrounded by a huge garden and backed onto woods and some stables. It was wonderful. I'm afraid it's now been converted into flats.

*Takes Gorbals and Parton for a skating lesson.*
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:01
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Advocaat is very good for the hair....thanks Eddy! *chucks a snowball at Eddy's fat head*
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:08
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Good evening everyone.

A mulled wine and 6 free mince pies please.

Oh, and a very large advocaat.

*Pours advocaat over twassington's big head for accusing moi of being a trouble maker.*




No, not in the middle of London. My family home (now sold) was in one of London's leafy suburbs. Our house was surrounded by a huge garden and backed onto woods and some stables. It was wonderful. I'm afraid it's now been converted into flats.

*Takes Gorbals and Parton for a skating lesson.*
You are missing Emmerdale! It's a two parter this evening!!!!
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:13
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You are missing Emmerdale! It's a two parter this evening!!!!
I'm watching on +1 tonight as I had an unexpected blooming visitor earlier.
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Old 01-12-2016, 21:10
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Evening all peepsicles. Large glass of prosecco please and one for my pal planets.
ooo thanks Twass i dropped off for a few hours then
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Old 01-12-2016, 21:35
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That will help them in the house....not sure about when out on walks



Ta muchly chins. Ooh mince pies! Don't mind if I do Ready for your evening ice skating practice?
We’ll give walks a miss for a while or just take Shadow. All they tend to do is eat grass and they’ve lost interest in the trees.

Shadow has managed to bruise my foot – he jumped off a cat stand and it fell onto my toes.
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Old 01-12-2016, 21:38
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ooo thanks Twass i dropped off for a few hours then
You will have another few hours after that!

We’ll give walks a miss for a while or just take Shadow. All they tend to do is eat grass and they’ve lost interest in the trees.

Shadow has managed to bruise my foot – he jumped off a cat stand and it fell onto my toes.
You need to start wearing steel toed Birkies with those terrors about Gemo
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Old 02-12-2016, 05:21
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Old 02-12-2016, 05:21
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Old 02-12-2016, 05:22
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Old 02-12-2016, 05:57
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Morning chinny, how's yer bum for lovebites? *clunk*

Morning all who follow.
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Old 02-12-2016, 06:13
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Right, I'm trying to enter into the spirit of things ... Oh no, I've lost ... Carol is a loser ... I feel so sad ...

Can I have Adam now? I like him. He's one of my Emmerdale favourites. Thank you in advance.
No you can't! You know full well a sweepstake doesn't work that way.
I've gone right off him anyway, he's a pain in the arse with his constant manic laughter & his slack jawed expression........& his ''oh it's only banter''. ROLLEYES
Cats had another altercation during their walk. Only injury was my hand.

We’ve bought a Feliway diffuser.
Have they been neutered yet?
Meh! You'll never make the grade with that attitude!

*skates off round rink twirling and spinning*
He does seem to have a half hearted approach!
Good evening everyone.

A mulled wine and 6 free mince pies please.

Oh, and a very large advocaat.

*Pours advocaat over twassington's big head for accusing moi of being a trouble maker.*




No, not in the middle of London. My family home (now sold) was in one of London's leafy suburbs. Our house was surrounded by a huge garden and backed onto woods and some stables. It was wonderful. I'm afraid it's now been converted into flats.

*Takes Gorbals and Parton for a skating lesson.*
The mince pies & wine aren't free........I'm not running a charidee! *prepares bill for Eddy the Crook to settle*

Oh right, was just checking. It's sounds very posh.

Don't be so ridiculous, you know perfectly well Parton doesn't like coming out of the Gents & Gorbals doesn't like the cold!
We’ll give walks a miss for a while or just take Shadow. All they tend to do is eat grass and they’ve lost interest in the trees.

Shadow has managed to bruise my foot – he jumped off a cat stand and it fell onto my toes.
They must be quite bored with it all now the novelty has worn off. Cats like to do their own thing when outside.
That's about right.
Heehee.

Awwwww Andrew Sacks has died, he was 86 so did have a good innings. I loved Fawlty Towers & it never seems to date. HERE
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Old 02-12-2016, 07:23
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Morning all peepsicles! Bit warmer here down South, thank goodness! Aww. RIP Andrew Sachs 2016 continues to reap the celebrities

LOL at the mad beaver, chins

Large tea and a bacon sandwich please, and me size 5 skates! *limbers up* Now where's my ice dancing partner??
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Old 02-12-2016, 07:34
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Morning all peepsicles! Bit warmer here down South, thank goodness! Aww. RIP Andrew Sachs 2016 continues to reap the celebrities

LOL at the mad beaver, chins

Large tea and a bacon sandwich please, and me size 5 skates! *limbers up* Now where's my ice dancing partner??
Morning twass. The weather is supposed to change by the weekend, so make the most of it.
Yup, the Grim Reaper has had a busy year!

*clunk clatter* chinny is struggling into his tights, he'll be here soon.
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Old 02-12-2016, 07:35
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Morning again peeps. I had a bit of a struggle just then!
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Old 02-12-2016, 07:37
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Morning twass. The weather is supposed to change by the weekend, so make the most of it.
Yup, the Grim Reaper has had a busy year!

*clunk clatter* chinny is struggling into his tights, he'll be here soon.
The pink sparkly ones?

Morning again peeps. I had a bit of a struggle just then!
Ahh yes. And the tutu. Most festive *hands chin ice skates* What shall we skate to today? *inspects jukebox*
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Old 02-12-2016, 07:39
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The pink sparkly ones?



Ahh yes. And the tutu. Most festive *hands chin ice skates* What shall we skate to today? *inspects jukebox*
Bat Out of Hell?
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Old 02-12-2016, 07:40
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This will do the trick

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Old 02-12-2016, 07:42
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We'll have that second, let's warm up with Winter Wonderland first, nice and sedate! *skims round the rink holding polar bear ears*
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Old 02-12-2016, 08:02
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Morning again peeps. I had a bit of a struggle just then!
I saw......I was watching you!
The pink sparkly ones?



Ahh yes. And the tutu. Most festive *hands chin ice skates* What shall we skate to today? *inspects jukebox*
Yup.........not too sure about the tutu.
That might be a tad too fast for you both!
Very elegant...........shame the skating doesn't match it!
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Old 02-12-2016, 08:27
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Phew! Well I'm knackered now, can't speak for chins

*slurps tea and scoffs sarny*
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Old 02-12-2016, 08:36
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Phew! Well I'm knackered now, can't speak for chins

*slurps tea and scoffs sarny*
Judging by chinny's purple face, & the gasps emitting from him, I don't think he can speak for himself either! Maybe I should give him the kiss of life!
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Old 02-12-2016, 09:25
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You will have another few hours after that!



You need to start wearing steel toed Birkies with those terrors about Gemo
Barefoot indoors.
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Old 02-12-2016, 09:28
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Good morning everyone.

No you can't! You know full well a sweepstake doesn't work that way.
I've gone right off him anyway, he's a pain in the arse with his constant manic laughter & his slack jawed expression........& his ''oh it's only banter''. ROLLEYES

... Don't be so ridiculous, you know perfectly well Parton doesn't like coming out of the Gents & Gorbals doesn't like the cold!

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Huh!!!

Twassington doesn't even know who Adam is. Therefore she should be disqualified and he can be allocated to me.

- As for Gorbals and Parton, they enjoy my company and your just jealous.

Tea please.
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