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Old 04-12-2016, 08:17
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Morning Eddy, Chin, & all

I'll bet this place reeks a gin shortly ?
Morning Sleeps Yeah I am sure she's back on the gin agin'.
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Old 04-12-2016, 08:29
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Morning McScots and all the pubsters.....


Smells of gin in ere...

Nice cuppa plez...ta muchly
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Old 04-12-2016, 08:33
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*saunters in* Morning all
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Old 04-12-2016, 08:33
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This is a Tannoy announcement:
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Old 04-12-2016, 08:35
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*saunters in* Morning all
You are quite obviously in no fit state to work. The robot will take care of orders. Get back to yer bed!
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Old 04-12-2016, 08:40
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Planets will be devastated. She's got her sparkly tutu and everything

Right chins, put your back into it, let's practice the LIFTS
Oh noooooooo! I'll try to pair her up with someone else.
Hi there.

I'm a very good skater.
Okaaaaaaaaay, right you can partner planets & we'll see how you get on.
I'm going to a deodorant party tomorrow... Roll on Sunday!
*tuts*
Good morning Chin. Hope you're having a good weekend.

It's boring around here. Lets go for a Big McBreakfast and read the Sunday newspapers for free. Let Sleeps and SR do some work for a change. We'll be back before they notice.

Hi Sleeps.

You'll find SR unconscious by the big wheely bins out back. I threw a big blanket over her. She looks comfy.
What are you on about you weirdo? I've been down to the cash & carry! *yells* CHINNY! Come & help me unload the van!
Where is that lazy good for nothing wee toad!
Morning McScots and all the pubsters.....


Smells of gin in ere...

Nice cuppa plez...ta muchly
Morning hoots, there better not have been breakages in here while I was away. Wages will be deducted accordingly if that's happened. *clunk*
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Old 04-12-2016, 08:42
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You are quite obviously in no fit state to work.
Its the same every sunday in here !

Morning Chin, Hoots, Sr,
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Old 04-12-2016, 08:43
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You are quite obviously in no fit state to work. The robot will take care of orders. Get back to yer bed!

*grabs chinny by the throat & squeeeeeeeezes* Listen you lazy wee toad, get yer arse out to that van & start unloading some stock! I banged on yer door earlier this morning for you to come with me to help me at cash & carry & you ignored me! Well yer not getting away with not unloading the van!
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Old 04-12-2016, 08:47
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Slurps tea

You need a sack barrow chins
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Old 04-12-2016, 09:05
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Slurps tea

You need a sack barrow chins
He needs a good slap!
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Old 04-12-2016, 09:08
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Poor, poor, chin!
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Old 04-12-2016, 09:23
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Poor, poor, chin!
Serves you right!
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Old 04-12-2016, 09:26
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You nasty auld bint leave the wain alone !
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Old 04-12-2016, 09:30
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Okaaaaaaaaay, right you can partner planets & we'll see how you get on.
Hi SR.

I'm already partnered with Gorbals and Portals. We've put in a lot of practise and will be performing on your Pub's skating facility on Christmas Eve with a few supporting acts. Tickets will go on sale soon.

More tea please.
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Old 04-12-2016, 09:32
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This is a Tannoy announcement:
Scots rool has been replaced temporarilly by McRobot:

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I couldn't tell the difference.
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Old 04-12-2016, 09:55
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You nasty auld bint leave the wain alone !
You keep yer beak out. Yer always whining chinny gets preferential treatment......make up yer mind.
Hi SR.

I'm already partnered with Gorbals and Portals. We've put in a lot of practise and will be performing on your Pub's skating facility on Christmas Eve with a few supporting acts. Tickets will go on sale soon.

More tea please.
Don't be so ridiculous, you can't perform with Parton & Gorbals, it isn't a freak show. It's either with planets or you'll be disqualified!
There will be no tickets sold...........or at least if they are it'll be by me!
I couldn't tell the difference.
*dumps tea over Eddy's fat head*
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Old 04-12-2016, 14:16
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Good afternoon everyone.

Don't be so ridiculous, you can't perform with Parton & Gorbals, it isn't a freak show. It's either with planets or you'll be disqualified!
There will be no tickets sold...........or at least if they are it'll be by me!
What's the point of my dancing with planets? How will I make money? I won't do anything if there isn't some financial incentive. An ice dancing routine with anumals will be very profitable and you will gain from all the publicity I will make for your establishment.

Grabs remotes and a stella, puts Pub's heating on full blast, goes to snug for 40 winks
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Old 04-12-2016, 14:42
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*pops on ice skates and practices spins*
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Old 04-12-2016, 17:30
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*arrives outside Pub in salt gritting lorry, turns on amber, flashing lights and de-ices Skating Rink.....drives off sniggering maniacally*

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Old 04-12-2016, 17:38
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Evening peeps *clunks & clatters* Whatever has happened to the Pub Skating Rink? !
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Old 04-12-2016, 17:59
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Good evening everyone.

Evening peeps *clunks & clatters* Whatever has happened to the Pub Skating Rink? !
I have no idea. I've been sleeping all aftedrnoon following some lunch time merriment. Then I heard Farmer Bob making these loud cackling noises. That's all I know.

A mulled wine please with 6 mince pies and whatever you are having.
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Old 04-12-2016, 18:15
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Evening peeps *clunks & clatters* Whatever has happened to the Pub Skating Rink? !
Bob's buggered the rink up!!!

Evening all peepsicles, finally home from London trip! My evening skating practice has been cancelled I see

Double brandy please and a large pizza!
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Old 04-12-2016, 18:16
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Good evening everyone.



I have no idea. I've been sleeping all aftedrnoon following some lunch time merriment. Then I heard Farmer Bob making these loud cackling noises. That's all I know.

A mulled wine please with 6 mince pies and whatever you are having.
Bob's buggered the rink up!!!

Evening all peepsicles, finally home from London trip! My evening skating practice has been cancelled I see

Double brandy please and a large pizza!
*Sighs with relief* Coming right up! *clunks & clatters* Ta very muchly Eddy.
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Old 04-12-2016, 18:26
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*Sighs with relief* Coming right up! *clunks & clatters* Ta very muchly Eddy.
Ta muchly chins. SR will set the rink to rights when she's next here I've no doubt
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Old 04-12-2016, 18:43
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Bob's buggered the rink up!!!

Evening all peepsicles, finally home from London trip! My evening skating practice has been cancelled I see

Double brandy please and a large pizza!
Welcome back. How was your trip to London?

I'm sure Bob had good reason to to do what he did to the rink. He's such a gentleman.
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