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Morning Eddy, Chin, & all
![]() I'll bet this place reeks a gin shortly ? ![]() ![]() Yeah I am sure she's back on the gin agin'.
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#9702 |
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Morning McScots and all the pubsters.....
Smells of gin in ere... ![]() Nice cuppa plez...ta muchly |
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*saunters in* Morning all
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This is a Tannoy announcement:
Scots rool has been replaced temporarilly by McRobot: http://img00.deviantart.net/610d/i/2...at-d5y3luh.jpg |
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*saunters in* Morning all
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Planets will be devastated. She's got her sparkly tutu and everything
![]() Right chins, put your back into it, let's practice the LIFTS ![]() ![]() Quote:
Hi there.
I'm a very good skater. Okaaaaaaaaay, right you can partner planets & we'll see how you get on. ![]() Quote:
I'm going to a deodorant party tomorrow... Roll on Sunday!
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Good morning Chin.
Hope you're having a good weekend. It's boring around here. Lets go for a Big McBreakfast and read the Sunday newspapers for free. Let Sleeps and SR do some work for a change. We'll be back before they notice. ![]() Quote:
Hi Sleeps.
You'll find SR unconscious by the big wheely bins out back. I threw a big blanket over her. She looks comfy. What are you on about you weirdo? I've been down to the cash & carry! *yells* CHINNY! Come & help me unload the van! Where is that lazy good for nothing wee toad! ![]() Quote:
Morning McScots and all the pubsters.....
Smells of gin in ere... ![]() Nice cuppa plez...ta muchly |
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You are quite obviously in no fit state to work.
![]() Morning Chin, Hoots, Sr,
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You are quite obviously in no fit state to work. The robot will take care of orders. Get back to yer bed!
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *grabs chinny by the throat & squeeeeeeeezes* Listen you lazy wee toad, get yer arse out to that van & start unloading some stock! I banged on yer door earlier this morning for you to come with me to help me at cash & carry & you ignored me! Well yer not getting away with not unloading the van! |
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Slurps tea
You need a sack barrow chins |
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Slurps tea
You need a sack barrow chins |
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![]() ![]() ![]() Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Poor, poor, chin!
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![]() ![]() ![]() Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Poor, poor, chin!
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Okaaaaaaaaay, right you can partner planets & we'll see how you get on.
![]() ![]() I'm already partnered with Gorbals and Portals. We've put in a lot of practise and will be performing on your Pub's skating facility on Christmas Eve with a few supporting acts. Tickets will go on sale soon. ![]() More tea please.
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This is a Tannoy announcement:
Scots rool has been replaced temporarilly by McRobot: http://img00.deviantart.net/610d/i/2...at-d5y3luh.jpg
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You nasty auld bint leave the wain alone !
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Hi SR.
![]() I'm already partnered with Gorbals and Portals. We've put in a lot of practise and will be performing on your Pub's skating facility on Christmas Eve with a few supporting acts. Tickets will go on sale soon. ![]() More tea please. ![]() There will be no tickets sold...........or at least if they are it'll be by me! ![]() Quote:
I couldn't tell the difference.
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Good afternoon everyone. ![]() Quote:
Don't be so ridiculous, you can't perform with Parton & Gorbals, it isn't a freak show. It's either with planets or you'll be disqualified!
There will be no tickets sold...........or at least if they are it'll be by me! ![]() How will I make money? ![]() I won't do anything if there isn't some financial incentive. An ice dancing routine with anumals will be very profitable and you will gain from all the publicity I will make for your establishment. ![]() Grabs remotes and a stella, puts Pub's heating on full blast, goes to snug for 40 winks
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*arrives outside Pub in salt gritting lorry, turns on amber, flashing lights and de-ices Skating Rink.....drives off sniggering maniacally*
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Evening peeps
*clunks & clatters* Whatever has happened to the Pub Skating Rink? !
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Good evening everyone. ![]() Quote:
Evening peeps
*clunks & clatters* Whatever has happened to the Pub Skating Rink? !![]() A mulled wine please with 6 mince pies and whatever you are having.
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Evening peeps
*clunks & clatters* Whatever has happened to the Pub Skating Rink? !![]() ![]() ![]() Evening all peepsicles, finally home from London trip! My evening skating practice has been cancelled I see ![]() Double brandy please and a large pizza! |
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Good evening everyone.
![]() I have no idea. I've been sleeping all aftedrnoon following some lunch time merriment. Then I heard Farmer Bob making these loud cackling noises. That's all I know. ![]() A mulled wine please with 6 mince pies and whatever you are having. ![]() Quote:
Bob's buggered the rink up!!!
![]() ![]() ![]() Evening all peepsicles, finally home from London trip! My evening skating practice has been cancelled I see ![]() Double brandy please and a large pizza! *clunks & clatters* Ta very muchly Eddy.
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*Sighs with relief* Coming right up!
*clunks & clatters* Ta very muchly Eddy. ![]()
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Bob's buggered the rink up!!!
![]() ![]() ![]() Evening all peepsicles, finally home from London trip! My evening skating practice has been cancelled I see ![]() Double brandy please and a large pizza! How was your trip to London? I'm sure Bob had good reason to to do what he did to the rink. He's such a gentleman.
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An ice dancing routine with anumals will be very profitable and you will gain from all the publicity I will make for your establishment. 
