Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Morning Eddy, Chin, & all
I'll bet this place reeks a gin shortly ?
”
“Morning Eddy, Chin, & all
I'll bet this place reeks a gin shortly ?
”
Morning Sleeps
Yeah I am sure she's back on the gin agin'. 
The Pub (Part 48)
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This is a Tannoy announcement:
Scots rool has been replaced temporarilly by McRobot:
http://img00.deviantart.net/610d/i/2...at-d5y3luh.jpg
Scots rool has been replaced temporarilly by McRobot:
http://img00.deviantart.net/610d/i/2...at-d5y3luh.jpg
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*saunters in* Morning all
”
“*saunters in* Morning all
”
You are quite obviously in no fit state to work. The robot will take care of orders. Get back to yer bed!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Planets will be devastated. She's got her sparkly tutu and everything
Right chins, put your back into it, let's practice the LIFTS”
“Planets will be devastated. She's got her sparkly tutu and everything
Right chins, put your back into it, let's practice the LIFTS
”
Oh noooooooo! I'll try to pair her up with someone else.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi there.
I'm a very good skater.”
“Hi there.
I'm a very good skater.”
Okaaaaaaaaay, right you can partner planets & we'll see how you get on.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I'm going to a deodorant party tomorrow... Roll on Sunday!”
“I'm going to a deodorant party tomorrow... Roll on Sunday!”
*tuts*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning Chin. Hope you're having a good weekend.
It's boring around here. Lets go for a Big McBreakfast and read the Sunday newspapers for free. Let Sleeps and SR do some work for a change. We'll be back before they notice.”
“Good morning Chin.
Hope you're having a good weekend. It's boring around here. Lets go for a Big McBreakfast and read the Sunday newspapers for free. Let Sleeps and SR do some work for a change. We'll be back before they notice.”
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi Sleeps.
You'll find SR unconscious by the big wheely bins out back. I threw a big blanket over her. She looks comfy.”
“Hi Sleeps.
You'll find SR unconscious by the big wheely bins out back. I threw a big blanket over her. She looks comfy.”
What are you on about you weirdo? I've been down to the cash & carry! *yells* CHINNY! Come & help me unload the van! Where is that lazy good for nothing wee toad!
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning McScots and all the pubsters.....
Smells of gin in ere...
Nice cuppa plez...ta muchly”
“Morning McScots and all the pubsters.....
Smells of gin in ere...
Nice cuppa plez...ta muchly”
Morning hoots, there better not have been breakages in here while I was away. Wages will be deducted accordingly if that's happened. *clunk*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“You are quite obviously in no fit state to work.”
“You are quite obviously in no fit state to work.”
Its the same every sunday in here !
Morning Chin, Hoots, Sr,
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“You are quite obviously in no fit state to work. The robot will take care of orders. Get back to yer bed!”
“You are quite obviously in no fit state to work. The robot will take care of orders. Get back to yer bed!
”
*grabs chinny by the throat & squeeeeeeeezes* Listen you lazy wee toad, get yer arse out to that van & start unloading some stock! I banged on yer door earlier this morning for you to come with me to help me at cash & carry & you ignored me! Well yer not getting away with not unloading the van!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Poor, poor, chin!”
“
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Poor, poor, chin!”
Serves you right!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Okaaaaaaaaay, right you can partner planets & we'll see how you get on.”
“Okaaaaaaaaay, right you can partner planets & we'll see how you get on.
”
Hi SR.
I'm already partnered with Gorbals and Portals. We've put in a lot of practise and will be performing on your Pub's skating facility on Christmas Eve with a few supporting acts. Tickets will go on sale soon.
More tea please.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“This is a Tannoy announcement:
Scots rool has been replaced temporarilly by McRobot:
http://img00.deviantart.net/610d/i/2...at-d5y3luh.jpg”
“This is a Tannoy announcement:
Scots rool has been replaced temporarilly by McRobot:
http://img00.deviantart.net/610d/i/2...at-d5y3luh.jpg”
I couldn't tell the difference.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“You nasty auld bint leave the wain alone !”
“You nasty auld bint leave the wain alone !
”
You keep yer beak out. Yer always whining chinny gets preferential treatment......make up yer mind.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi SR.
I'm already partnered with Gorbals and Portals. We've put in a lot of practise and will be performing on your Pub's skating facility on Christmas Eve with a few supporting acts. Tickets will go on sale soon.
More tea please.”
“Hi SR.
I'm already partnered with Gorbals and Portals. We've put in a lot of practise and will be performing on your Pub's skating facility on Christmas Eve with a few supporting acts. Tickets will go on sale soon.
More tea please.
”
Don't be so ridiculous, you can't perform with Parton & Gorbals, it isn't a freak show. It's either with planets or you'll be disqualified!
There will be no tickets sold...........or at least if they are it'll be by me!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“I couldn't tell the difference.”
“I couldn't tell the difference.
”
*dumps tea over Eddy's fat head*
Good afternoon everyone.
What's the point of my dancing with planets? How will I make money? I won't do anything if there isn't some financial incentive. 
An ice dancing routine with anumals will be very profitable and you will gain from all the publicity I will make for your establishment. 
Grabs remotes and a stella, puts Pub's heating on full blast, goes to snug for 40 winks
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Don't be so ridiculous, you can't perform with Parton & Gorbals, it isn't a freak show. It's either with planets or you'll be disqualified!
There will be no tickets sold...........or at least if they are it'll be by me!”
“Don't be so ridiculous, you can't perform with Parton & Gorbals, it isn't a freak show. It's either with planets or you'll be disqualified!
There will be no tickets sold...........or at least if they are it'll be by me!
”
What's the point of my dancing with planets?
How will I make money? I won't do anything if there isn't some financial incentive. An ice dancing routine with anumals will be very profitable and you will gain from all the publicity I will make for your establishment. Grabs remotes and a stella, puts Pub's heating on full blast, goes to snug for 40 winks
*arrives outside Pub in salt gritting lorry, turns on amber, flashing lights and de-ices Skating Rink.....drives off sniggering maniacally*
Good evening everyone.
I have no idea. I've been sleeping all aftedrnoon following some lunch time merriment. Then I heard Farmer Bob making these loud cackling noises. That's all I know.
A mulled wine please with 6 mince pies and whatever you are having.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps *clunks & clatters* Whatever has happened to the Pub Skating Rink? !”
“Evening peeps
*clunks & clatters* Whatever has happened to the Pub Skating Rink? !”
I have no idea. I've been sleeping all aftedrnoon following some lunch time merriment. Then I heard Farmer Bob making these loud cackling noises. That's all I know.
A mulled wine please with 6 mince pies and whatever you are having.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps *clunks & clatters* Whatever has happened to the Pub Skating Rink? !”
“Evening peeps
*clunks & clatters* Whatever has happened to the Pub Skating Rink? !”
Bob's buggered the rink up!!!
Evening all peepsicles, finally home from London trip! My evening skating practice has been cancelled I see
Double brandy please and a large pizza!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.
I have no idea. I've been sleeping all aftedrnoon following some lunch time merriment. Then I heard Farmer Bob making these loud cackling noises. That's all I know.
A mulled wine please with 6 mince pies and whatever you are having.”
“Good evening everyone.
I have no idea. I've been sleeping all aftedrnoon following some lunch time merriment. Then I heard Farmer Bob making these loud cackling noises. That's all I know.
A mulled wine please with 6 mince pies and whatever you are having.
”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Bob's buggered the rink up!!!
Evening all peepsicles, finally home from London trip! My evening skating practice has been cancelled I see
Double brandy please and a large pizza!”
“Bob's buggered the rink up!!!
Evening all peepsicles, finally home from London trip! My evening skating practice has been cancelled I see
Double brandy please and a large pizza!”
*Sighs with relief* Coming right up!
*clunks & clatters* Ta very muchly Eddy. 
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Sighs with relief* Coming right up! *clunks & clatters* Ta very muchly Eddy. ”
“*Sighs with relief* Coming right up!
*clunks & clatters* Ta very muchly Eddy. ”
Ta muchly chins. SR will set the rink to rights when she's next here I've no doubt
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Bob's buggered the rink up!!!
Evening all peepsicles, finally home from London trip! My evening skating practice has been cancelled I see
Double brandy please and a large pizza!”
“Bob's buggered the rink up!!!
Evening all peepsicles, finally home from London trip! My evening skating practice has been cancelled I see
Double brandy please and a large pizza!”
Welcome back.
How was your trip to London? I'm sure Bob had good reason to to do what he did to the rink. He's such a gentleman.
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