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Old 04-12-2016, 18:59
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Welcome back. How was your trip to London?

I'm sure Bob had good reason to to do what he did to the rink. He's such a gentleman.
It was great fun Eddy, ta very much! The gig was fabulous last night, and the film, Fantastic Beasts and where to Find Them, was also great. I would thoroughly recommend it as worth a trip to the cinema to see it on the big screen.

Bob, a gentleman??
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Old 04-12-2016, 19:05
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Evening all

Well I think my name will be on the prizes in the morning !

Hope ya had a good time in the smoke Twass
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Old 04-12-2016, 19:11
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Evening all

Well I think my name will be on the prizes in the morning !

Hope ya had a good time in the smoke Twass
Thanks Sleeps, had a smashing time. Visited our fave cheap cafe on the Saturday and had bacon rolls and hash browns with coffee in Asda cafe this morning. We know how to live it up
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Old 04-12-2016, 19:14
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Hi Sleeps. Nice to see you putting in a shift.

Tea please with 2 large slices of Christmas cake, one for me and one for Chin. Hurry up.

Twassington - pleased you had a good time.
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Old 04-12-2016, 19:16
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did somebody mention Chrimbo cake.....???
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Old 04-12-2016, 19:20
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Thanks Sleeps, had a smashing time. Visited our fave cheap cafe on the Saturday and had bacon rolls and hash browns with coffee in Asda cafe this morning. We know how to live it up
We sure do, my kinda gal


Hi Sleeps. Nice to see you putting in a shift.
Tea please with 2 large slices of Christmas cake, one for me and one for Chin. Hurry up. D
Twassington - pleased you had a good time. D
I've been working all W/E, couldnae tell yeh the last time I had a day aff !!

Get yer wee pal tae serve ya
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Old 04-12-2016, 20:51
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Bloomin' X-Factor fiddle for Emily to win as she is Simon's act. I bet Matt got more votes from the public!
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Old 04-12-2016, 20:53
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First time I got it wrong!
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Old 04-12-2016, 21:08
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First time I got it wrong!
Is the joke act rapper out yet?
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Old 04-12-2016, 21:35
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Is the joke act rapper out yet?
Hammy G?
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Old 04-12-2016, 21:45
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Yes thank goodness! *clunks*
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Old 04-12-2016, 22:19
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First time I got it wrong!
You'll be gutted that RoB, got booted out SCD then ???
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Old 05-12-2016, 05:38
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*opens pub* Morning all.


WTF! What has happened to the rink? *goes off to check CCTV & phone out rink guys*
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Old 05-12-2016, 05:50
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Good afternoon everyone.



What's the point of my dancing with planets? How will I make money? I won't do anything if there isn't some financial incentive. An ice dancing routine with anumals will be very profitable and you will gain from all the publicity I will make for your establishment.

Grabs remotes and a stella, puts Pub's heating on full blast, goes to snug for 40 winks
It isn't about you making money, you cretin! It's about me making money, you have the benefit of using the rink facilities for free, I benefit by having free advertisement for my pub! You benefit by having yer fizog plastered over billboards if you were to win, & quite frankly planets is a really good skater so yer in with a good chance!
This isn't a freak show (it's bad enough with your face), without abusing innocent animals!
*prepares hefty bill for central heating charge*
Well done!
*arrives outside Pub in salt gritting lorry, turns on amber, flashing lights and de-ices Skating Rink.....drives off sniggering maniacally*
You nasty nasty creep! Yer gonna be sorry for this. *prepares ginormous bill for the spiteful farmer too pay*
Bob's buggered the rink up!!!

Evening all peepsicles, finally home from London trip! My evening skating practice has been cancelled I see

Double brandy please and a large pizza!
He's gonna be sooooooo sorry!
Evening peeps *clunks & clatters* Whatever has happened to the Pub Skating Rink? !
Why weren't you paying attention, did you not see the gritting lorry?
Ta muchly chins. SR will set the rink to rights when she's next here I've no doubt
That'll be after I've sorted that thugs face!
Welcome back. How was your trip to London?

I'm sure Bob had good reason to to do what he did to the rink. He's such a gentleman.
A gentleman? There is no good reason for doing what he did!
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Old 05-12-2016, 06:11
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Morning Sr and peeps
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Old 05-12-2016, 06:31
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Morning Sr and peeps
Morning chinny *clunk* Better get yer skates & tights on, the rink will be functioning in 15 minutes.
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Old 05-12-2016, 06:33
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Morning Chin, Sr, & all
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Old 05-12-2016, 06:42
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Morning Chin, Sr, & all
Morning Joe *clunk*
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Old 05-12-2016, 06:43
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Morning Chin, Sr, & all
Morning Sleeps *clunk*

Morning chinny *clunk* Better get yer skates & tights on, the rink will be functioning in 15 minutes.

*Runs screaming to my kitchen*
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Old 05-12-2016, 06:46
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Morning Sleeps *clunk*




*Runs screaming to my kitchen*
You can think about yer dance routine while yer washing the dishes.
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Old 05-12-2016, 07:34
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*arrives in full skating regalia* Morning all peepsicles, closet Torvill and Dean's, animals, lurkers, and all! I knew you'd get the rink fixed SR Large tea and a bacon roll please....the skater special breakfast

CHINNOCK!!! Get yer tights on love. It's practice time!
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Old 05-12-2016, 08:09
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*arrives in full skating regalia* Morning all peepsicles, closet Torvill and Dean's, animals, lurkers, and all! I knew you'd get the rink fixed SR Large tea and a bacon roll please....the skater special breakfast

CHINNOCK!!! Get yer tights on love. It's practice time!
Morning twass........just been out on the rink making sure it's safe to go on. It's fine HERE

*clunk clatter*

You'll find chinny hiding in the kitchen.
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Old 05-12-2016, 08:11
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CONGRATULATIONS SLEEPS - WINNER OF IAC 2016

Prize to follow later, along with final results.
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Old 05-12-2016, 08:13
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Morning twass........just been out on the rink making sure it's safe to go on. It's fine HERE

*clunk clatter*

You'll find chinny hiding in the kitchen.
Ta muchly SR, it looks fine to me! *marches into kitchen and drags chins out* Now get your skates on Mr!

*warms up energetically doing figure of 8s and spins*
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Old 05-12-2016, 13:37
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Good afternoon everyone.

It isn't about you making money, you cretin! It's about me making money, you have the benefit of using the rink facilities for free, I benefit by having free advertisement for my pub! You benefit by having yer fizog plastered over billboards if you were to win, & quite frankly planets is a really good skater so yer in with a good chance!
This isn't a freak show (it's bad enough with your face), without abusing innocent animals!


Huh!!! If you think that I am going to dance for free (on my own or partnered), you have clearly gone completely deluded. I'm not putting myself out in order for you to get free publicity for your Pub, to sell tickets to an ice show and to sell more of your watered down drinks. You have some nerve.

Coffee please with a large slice of Christmas genoa. Thank you.
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