Originally Posted by
EddyBee:
“Good afternoon everyone.
What's the point of my dancing with planets? How will I make money?
I won't do anything if there isn't some financial incentive.
An ice dancing routine with anumals will be very profitable and you will gain from all the publicity I will make for your establishment.
Grabs remotes and a stella, puts Pub's heating on full blast, goes to snug for 40 winks ”
It isn't about you making money, you cretin! It's about me making money, you have the benefit of using the rink facilities for free, I benefit by having free advertisement for my pub! You benefit by having yer fizog plastered over billboards if you were to win, & quite frankly planets is a really good skater so yer in with a good chance!
This isn't a freak show (it's bad enough with your face), without abusing innocent animals!
*prepares hefty bill for central heating charge*
Well done!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*arrives outside Pub in salt gritting lorry, turns on amber, flashing lights and de-ices Skating Rink.....drives off sniggering maniacally*
”

You nasty nasty creep! Yer gonna be sorry for this.
*prepares ginormous bill for the spiteful farmer too pay*
Originally Posted by
twassington:
“Bob's buggered the rink up!!! 
Evening all peepsicles, finally home from London trip! My evening skating practice has been cancelled I see
Double brandy please and a large pizza!”
He's gonna be sooooooo sorry!
Originally Posted by
chinchin:
“Evening peeps
*clunks & clatters* Whatever has happened to the Pub Skating Rink? !”
Why weren't you paying attention, did you not see the gritting lorry?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta muchly chins. SR will set the rink to rights when she's next here I've no doubt”
That'll be after I've sorted that thugs face!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Welcome back. How was your trip to London?
I'm sure Bob had good reason to to do what he did to the rink. He's such a gentleman.”

A gentleman? There is no good reason for doing what he did!