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The Pub (Part 48)
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twassington
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Welcome back. How was your trip to London?

I'm sure Bob had good reason to to do what he did to the rink. He's such a gentleman. ”

It was great fun Eddy, ta very much! The gig was fabulous last night, and the film, Fantastic Beasts and where to Find Them, was also great. I would thoroughly recommend it as worth a trip to the cinema to see it on the big screen.

Bob, a gentleman??
The_Sleeper
04-12-2016
Evening all

Well I think my name will be on the prizes in the morning !

Hope ya had a good time in the smoke Twass
twassington
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Evening all

Well I think my name will be on the prizes in the morning !

Hope ya had a good time in the smoke Twass ”

Thanks Sleeps, had a smashing time. Visited our fave cheap cafe on the Saturday and had bacon rolls and hash browns with coffee in Asda cafe this morning. We know how to live it up
EddyBee
04-12-2016
Hi Sleeps. Nice to see you putting in a shift.

Tea please with 2 large slices of Christmas cake, one for me and one for Chin. Hurry up.

Twassington - pleased you had a good time.
hooter
04-12-2016
did somebody mention Chrimbo cake.....???
The_Sleeper
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Thanks Sleeps, had a smashing time. Visited our fave cheap cafe on the Saturday and had bacon rolls and hash browns with coffee in Asda cafe this morning. We know how to live it up ”

We sure do, my kinda gal


Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi Sleeps. Nice to see you putting in a shift.
Tea please with 2 large slices of Christmas cake, one for me and one for Chin. Hurry up. D
Twassington - pleased you had a good time. D”

I've been working all W/E, couldnae tell yeh the last time I had a day aff !!

Get yer wee pal tae serve ya
chinchin
04-12-2016
Bloomin' X-Factor fiddle for Emily to win as she is Simon's act. I bet Matt got more votes from the public!
chinchin
04-12-2016
First time I got it wrong!
twassington
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“First time I got it wrong! ”

Is the joke act rapper out yet?
planets
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Is the joke act rapper out yet?”

Hammy G?
chinchin
04-12-2016
Yes thank goodness! *clunks*
The_Sleeper
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“First time I got it wrong! ”

You'll be gutted that RoB, got booted out SCD then ???
Scots rool
05-12-2016
*opens pub* Morning all.


WTF! What has happened to the rink? *goes off to check CCTV & phone out rink guys*
Scots rool
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon everyone.



What's the point of my dancing with planets? How will I make money? I won't do anything if there isn't some financial incentive. An ice dancing routine with anumals will be very profitable and you will gain from all the publicity I will make for your establishment.

Grabs remotes and a stella, puts Pub's heating on full blast, goes to snug for 40 winks
”

It isn't about you making money, you cretin! It's about me making money, you have the benefit of using the rink facilities for free, I benefit by having free advertisement for my pub! You benefit by having yer fizog plastered over billboards if you were to win, & quite frankly planets is a really good skater so yer in with a good chance!
This isn't a freak show (it's bad enough with your face), without abusing innocent animals!
*prepares hefty bill for central heating charge*
Originally Posted by planets:
“*pops on ice skates and practices spins*”

Well done!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*arrives outside Pub in salt gritting lorry, turns on amber, flashing lights and de-ices Skating Rink.....drives off sniggering maniacally*
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You nasty nasty creep! Yer gonna be sorry for this. *prepares ginormous bill for the spiteful farmer too pay*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Bob's buggered the rink up!!!

Evening all peepsicles, finally home from London trip! My evening skating practice has been cancelled I see

Double brandy please and a large pizza!”

He's gonna be sooooooo sorry!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps *clunks & clatters* Whatever has happened to the Pub Skating Rink? !”

Why weren't you paying attention, did you not see the gritting lorry?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta muchly chins. SR will set the rink to rights when she's next here I've no doubt”

That'll be after I've sorted that thugs face!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Welcome back. How was your trip to London?

I'm sure Bob had good reason to to do what he did to the rink. He's such a gentleman.”

A gentleman? There is no good reason for doing what he did!
chinchin
05-12-2016
Morning Sr and peeps
Scots rool
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sr and peeps ”

Morning chinny *clunk* Better get yer skates & tights on, the rink will be functioning in 15 minutes.
The_Sleeper
05-12-2016
Morning Chin, Sr, & all
Scots rool
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Morning Chin, Sr, & all ”

Morning Joe *clunk*
chinchin
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Morning Chin, Sr, & all ”

Morning Sleeps *clunk*

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning chinny *clunk* Better get yer skates & tights on, the rink will be functioning in 15 minutes. ”


*Runs screaming to my kitchen*
Scots rool
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sleeps *clunk*




*Runs screaming to my kitchen*”

You can think about yer dance routine while yer washing the dishes.
twassington
05-12-2016
*arrives in full skating regalia* Morning all peepsicles, closet Torvill and Dean's, animals, lurkers, and all! I knew you'd get the rink fixed SR Large tea and a bacon roll please....the skater special breakfast

CHINNOCK!!! Get yer tights on love. It's practice time!
Scots rool
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*arrives in full skating regalia* Morning all peepsicles, closet Torvill and Dean's, animals, lurkers, and all! I knew you'd get the rink fixed SR Large tea and a bacon roll please....the skater special breakfast

CHINNOCK!!! Get yer tights on love. It's practice time! ”

Morning twass........just been out on the rink making sure it's safe to go on. It's fine HERE

*clunk clatter*

You'll find chinny hiding in the kitchen.
Scots rool
05-12-2016
CONGRATULATIONS SLEEPS - WINNER OF IAC 2016

Prize to follow later, along with final results.
twassington
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning twass........just been out on the rink making sure it's safe to go on. It's fine HERE

*clunk clatter*

You'll find chinny hiding in the kitchen. ”

Ta muchly SR, it looks fine to me! *marches into kitchen and drags chins out* Now get your skates on Mr!

*warms up energetically doing figure of 8s and spins*
EddyBee
05-12-2016
Good afternoon everyone.

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“It isn't about you making money, you cretin! It's about me making money, you have the benefit of using the rink facilities for free, I benefit by having free advertisement for my pub! You benefit by having yer fizog plastered over billboards if you were to win, & quite frankly planets is a really good skater so yer in with a good chance!
This isn't a freak show (it's bad enough with your face), without abusing innocent animals! ”



Huh!!! If you think that I am going to dance for free (on my own or partnered), you have clearly gone completely deluded. I'm not putting myself out in order for you to get free publicity for your Pub, to sell tickets to an ice show and to sell more of your watered down drinks. You have some nerve.

Coffee please with a large slice of Christmas genoa. Thank you.
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