It was great fun Eddy, ta very much! The gig was fabulous last night, and the film, Fantastic Beasts and where to Find Them, was also great. I would thoroughly recommend it as worth a trip to the cinema to see it on the big screen.

Bob, a gentleman??

Evening all

Well I think my name will be on the prizes in the morning !

Hope ya had a good time in the smoke Twass

Thanks Sleeps, had a smashing time. Visited our fave cheap cafe on the Saturday and had bacon rolls and hash browns with coffee in Asda cafe this morning. We know how to live it up

Hi Sleeps. Nice to see you putting in a shift.

Tea please with 2 large slices of Christmas cake, one for me and one for Chin. Hurry up.

Twassington - pleased you had a good time.

did somebody mention Chrimbo cake.....???

We sure do, my kinda gal



I've been working all W/E, couldnae tell yeh the last time I had a day aff !!

Get yer wee pal tae serve ya

Bloomin' X-Factor fiddle for Emily to win as she is Simon's act. I bet Matt got more votes from the public!

First time I got it wrong!

Is the joke act rapper out yet?

Hammy G?

Yes thank goodness! *clunks*

You'll be gutted that RoB, got booted out SCD then ???

*opens pub* Morning all.


WTF! What has happened to the rink? *goes off to check CCTV & phone out rink guys*

It isn't about you making money, you cretin! It's about me making money, you have the benefit of using the rink facilities for free, I benefit by having free advertisement for my pub! You benefit by having yer fizog plastered over billboards if you were to win, & quite frankly planets is a really good skater so yer in with a good chance!
This isn't a freak show (it's bad enough with your face), without abusing innocent animals!
*prepares hefty bill for central heating charge*

Well done!

You nasty nasty creep! Yer gonna be sorry for this. *prepares ginormous bill for the spiteful farmer too pay*

He's gonna be sooooooo sorry!

Why weren't you paying attention, did you not see the gritting lorry?

That'll be after I've sorted that thugs face!

A gentleman? There is no good reason for doing what he did!

Morning Sr and peeps

Morning chinny *clunk* Better get yer skates & tights on, the rink will be functioning in 15 minutes.

Morning Chin, Sr, & all

Morning Joe *clunk*

Morning Sleeps *clunk*



*Runs screaming to my kitchen*

You can think about yer dance routine while yer washing the dishes.

*arrives in full skating regalia* Morning all peepsicles, closet Torvill and Dean's, animals, lurkers, and all! I knew you'd get the rink fixed SR Large tea and a bacon roll please....the skater special breakfast

CHINNOCK!!! Get yer tights on love. It's practice time!

Morning twass........just been out on the rink making sure it's safe to go on. It's fine HERE

*clunk clatter*

You'll find chinny hiding in the kitchen.

CONGRATULATIONS SLEEPS - WINNER OF IAC 2016

Prize to follow later, along with final results.

Ta muchly SR, it looks fine to me! *marches into kitchen and drags chins out* Now get your skates on Mr!

*warms up energetically doing figure of 8s and spins*

Good afternoon everyone.




Huh!!! If you think that I am going to dance for free (on my own or partnered), you have clearly gone completely deluded. I'm not putting myself out in order for you to get free publicity for your Pub, to sell tickets to an ice show and to sell more of your watered down drinks. You have some nerve.

Coffee please with a large slice of Christmas genoa. Thank you.