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The Pub (Part 48)
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EddyBee
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“CONGRATULATIONS SLEEPS - WINNER OF IAC 2016

Prize to follow later, along with final results. ”

I'm a good loser, so well done to Sleeps.

But I do wonder how it is possible for Sleeps to win?

I see cash in brown bags being exchanged.
EddyBee
05-12-2016
*Places lovely large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree in the middle of the ice skating rink and fences it off.*

A stella please. Thank you.
The_Sleeper
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“CONGRATULATIONS SLEEPS - WINNER OF IAC 2016
Prize to follow later, along with final results. ”

Fanks Sr,

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“I'm a good loser, so well done to Sleeps.
But I do wonder how it is possible for Sleeps to win?
I see cash in brown bags being exchanged. ”

I see yer man only got the bronze medal
planets
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“*Places lovely large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree in the middle of the ice skating rink and fences it off.*

A stella please. Thank you. ”

*skates onto rink with chainsaw and cuts down tree drags corpse to the side where Gorbals and Parton enjoy using the remains as an adventure playground*
twassington
05-12-2016
Oh well done, planets, you've saved the rink! *skates onto ice and races round and round with planets*

Afternoon all peepsicles, and well done Sleeps. Two glasses of prosecco for planets and I please.
EddyBee
05-12-2016
Good afternoon all.

Originally Posted by planets:
“*skates onto rink with chainsaw and cuts down tree drags corpse to the side where Gorbals and Parton enjoy using the remains as an adventure playground*”



*Tasers planets into inaction, removes debit card and hands over to local yoof to reorder lovely large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree for the middle of the ice skating rink and restore fence.*

And when you've done all that, put planets in the big wheely bin and make sure she stays there.

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Oh well done, planets, you've saved the rink! *skates onto ice and races round and round with planets* ”



*Tasers twassington and tells local yoof to put her in the dustbin with planets.*

People like skating around a Christmas tree. Let that be a lesson to both of you.
twassington
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon all.





*Tasers planets into inaction, removes debit card and hands over to local yoof to reorder lovely large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree for the middle of the ice skating rink and restore fence.*

And when you've done all that, put planets in the big wheely bin and make sure she stays there.



*Tasers twassington and tells local yoof to put her in the dustbin with planets.*

People like skating around a Christmas tree. Let that be a lesson to both of you. ”


*karate kicks yoofs out of the way, which as I was wearing skates at the time caused them to run off yowling*


It was in the way of skating practice....how are we to qualify for the Winter Olympics trying to duck Donald and Mickey hanging off the boughs of a Norway Spruce????

*ties Eddy up and puts him on a sledge and shoves him down the nearest snowy hill*
EddyBee
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“[i]
*ties Eddy up and puts him on a sledge and shoves him down the nearest snowy hill*”

Why are you pushing the Pub hat stand down the hill? And where's the snow?

Now, try being a good person if you don't want to go back into the big wheely bin with planets.

By the way, it was SR that asked me to get the large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree. She thought it would cheer us all up following Bob's skating ring destruction this morning.

A stella please.
The_Sleeper
05-12-2016
Evening Eddy, Twass, & all

Its bloody baltic here tonight !
EddyBee
05-12-2016
Good evening Sleeps.
The_Sleeper
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening Sleeps. ”

Evening Eddy, * Clunk *

You can have the remotes tonight, but tomorrow night it footie
twassington
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“ Why are you pushing the Pub hat stand down the hill? And where's the snow?

Now, try being a good person if you don't want to go back into the big wheely bin with planets.

By the way, it was SR that asked me to get the large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree. She thought it would cheer us all up following Bob's skating ring destruction this morning.

A stella please. ”

Pants on fire!!

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Evening Eddy, Twass, & all

Its bloody baltic here tonight ! ”

Evening Sleeps, I'm bloomin glad it's going to warm up in the coming days, tis absolutely freezing

Mulled wine please and a mince pie!
chinchin
05-12-2016
Evening peeps *clunks & clatters*
The_Sleeper
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Pants on fire!!
Evening Sleeps, I'm bloomin glad it's going to warm up in the coming days, tis absolutely freezing
Mulled wine please and a mince pie!”

Have 2 Eddys paying * Clunk *
The_Sleeper
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps *clunks & clatters*”

Evening Chin * Clunk *
twassington
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps *clunks & clatters*”

Evening chinnock! Ready for a quick run through of the skating routine??
twassington
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Have 2 Eddys paying * Clunk *”

I'll have three in that case Ta muchly Sleeps.
eugenespeed
05-12-2016
Evening Pub

Been hammering the For Sale sites on Facebook, trying to flog some DVD boxsets.

I feel like Del Boy
chinchin
05-12-2016
Evening newer arrivals *clunks*
eugenespeed
05-12-2016
Evening Chinny.
eugenespeed
06-12-2016
The service in this place is shocking. Just because it's 4.20am.

Anyone would think people are still asleep.

SHOP!!!!!

Scots rool
06-12-2016
*opens pub* Morning all.
Scots rool
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon everyone.





Huh!!! If you think that I am going to dance for free (on my own or partnered), you have clearly gone completely deluded. I'm not putting myself out in order for you to get free publicity for your Pub, to sell tickets to an ice show and to sell more of your watered down drinks. You have some nerve.

Coffee please with a large slice of Christmas genoa. Thank you.”

I paid for the bloody rink in the 1st place! Of course I'm gonna try to recoup some of the expense.........that's called business!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“I'm a loser, so well done to Sleeps.

But I do wonder how it is possible for Sleeps to win?

I see cash in brown bags being exchanged.”

You got that right!

Don't judge me by your dodgy standards!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“*Places lovely large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree in the middle of the ice skating rink and fences it off.*

A stella please. Thank you.”

*prepares hefty bill for malicious damage for Eddy the Spiteful to settle*

*pins up notice*
Eddy the Spiteful is NOT to be served until he pays latest bill!

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Fanks Sr,



I see yer man only got the bronze medal”

I'm waiting on the delivery of yer prize.
Originally Posted by planets:
“*skates onto rink with chainsaw and cuts down tree drags corpse to the side where Gorbals and Parton enjoy using the remains as an adventure playground*”

Well done planets, some people just can't see others enjoying themselves. They're just jellus.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“ Why are you pushing the Pub hat stand down the hill? And where's the snow?

Now, try being a good person if you don't want to go back into the big wheely bin with planets.

By the way, it was SR that asked me to get the large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree. She thought it would cheer us all up following Bob's skating ring destruction this morning.

A stella please.”


Don't make it worse by lying through yer fat teeth..........it'll be a fat lip you'll be sporting!
The_Sleeper
06-12-2016
Morning Sr, Eug, & all
Scots rool
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Morning Sr, Eug, & all ”

Morning Joe *clunk*
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