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Old 05-12-2016, 13:41
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CONGRATULATIONS SLEEPS - WINNER OF IAC 2016

Prize to follow later, along with final results.
I'm a good loser, so well done to Sleeps.

But I do wonder how it is possible for Sleeps to win?

I see cash in brown bags being exchanged.
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Old 05-12-2016, 15:11
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*Places lovely large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree in the middle of the ice skating rink and fences it off.*

A stella please. Thank you.
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Old 05-12-2016, 15:15
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CONGRATULATIONS SLEEPS - WINNER OF IAC 2016
Prize to follow later, along with final results.
Fanks Sr,

I'm a good loser, so well done to Sleeps.
But I do wonder how it is possible for Sleeps to win?
I see cash in brown bags being exchanged.
I see yer man only got the bronze medal
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Old 05-12-2016, 15:16
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*Places lovely large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree in the middle of the ice skating rink and fences it off.*

A stella please. Thank you.
*skates onto rink with chainsaw and cuts down tree drags corpse to the side where Gorbals and Parton enjoy using the remains as an adventure playground*
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Old 05-12-2016, 15:58
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Oh well done, planets, you've saved the rink! *skates onto ice and races round and round with planets*

Afternoon all peepsicles, and well done Sleeps. Two glasses of prosecco for planets and I please.
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Old 05-12-2016, 16:09
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Good afternoon all.



*Tasers planets into inaction, removes debit card and hands over to local yoof to reorder lovely large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree for the middle of the ice skating rink and restore fence.*

And when you've done all that, put planets in the big wheely bin and make sure she stays there.

Oh well done, planets, you've saved the rink! *skates onto ice and races round and round with planets*


*Tasers twassington and tells local yoof to put her in the dustbin with planets.*

People like skating around a Christmas tree. Let that be a lesson to both of you.
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Old 05-12-2016, 16:46
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Good afternoon all.





*Tasers planets into inaction, removes debit card and hands over to local yoof to reorder lovely large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree for the middle of the ice skating rink and restore fence.*

And when you've done all that, put planets in the big wheely bin and make sure she stays there.



*Tasers twassington and tells local yoof to put her in the dustbin with planets.*

People like skating around a Christmas tree. Let that be a lesson to both of you.

*karate kicks yoofs out of the way, which as I was wearing skates at the time caused them to run off yowling*


It was in the way of skating practice....how are we to qualify for the Winter Olympics trying to duck Donald and Mickey hanging off the boughs of a Norway Spruce????

*ties Eddy up and puts him on a sledge and shoves him down the nearest snowy hill*
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Old 05-12-2016, 18:19
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*ties Eddy up and puts him on a sledge and shoves him down the nearest snowy hill*
Why are you pushing the Pub hat stand down the hill? And where's the snow?

Now, try being a good person if you don't want to go back into the big wheely bin with planets.

By the way, it was SR that asked me to get the large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree. She thought it would cheer us all up following Bob's skating ring destruction this morning.

A stella please.
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Old 05-12-2016, 18:37
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Evening Eddy, Twass, & all

Its bloody baltic here tonight !
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Old 05-12-2016, 18:40
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Good evening Sleeps.
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Old 05-12-2016, 18:49
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Good evening Sleeps.
Evening Eddy, * Clunk *

You can have the remotes tonight, but tomorrow night it footie
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Old 05-12-2016, 18:55
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Why are you pushing the Pub hat stand down the hill? And where's the snow?

Now, try being a good person if you don't want to go back into the big wheely bin with planets.

By the way, it was SR that asked me to get the large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree. She thought it would cheer us all up following Bob's skating ring destruction this morning.

A stella please.
Pants on fire!!

Evening Eddy, Twass, & all

Its bloody baltic here tonight !
Evening Sleeps, I'm bloomin glad it's going to warm up in the coming days, tis absolutely freezing

Mulled wine please and a mince pie!
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Old 05-12-2016, 19:02
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Evening peeps *clunks & clatters*
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Old 05-12-2016, 19:03
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Pants on fire!!
Evening Sleeps, I'm bloomin glad it's going to warm up in the coming days, tis absolutely freezing
Mulled wine please and a mince pie!
Have 2 Eddys paying * Clunk *
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Old 05-12-2016, 19:04
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Evening peeps *clunks & clatters*
Evening Chin * Clunk *
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Old 05-12-2016, 19:18
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Evening peeps *clunks & clatters*
Evening chinnock! Ready for a quick run through of the skating routine??
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Old 05-12-2016, 19:19
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Have 2 Eddys paying * Clunk *
I'll have three in that case Ta muchly Sleeps.
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Old 05-12-2016, 19:50
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Evening Pub

Been hammering the For Sale sites on Facebook, trying to flog some DVD boxsets.

I feel like Del Boy
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Old 05-12-2016, 20:01
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Evening newer arrivals *clunks*
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Old 05-12-2016, 20:05
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Evening Chinny.
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Old 06-12-2016, 04:19
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The service in this place is shocking. Just because it's 4.20am.

Anyone would think people are still asleep.

SHOP!!!!!

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Old 06-12-2016, 05:14
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*opens pub* Morning all.
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Old 06-12-2016, 05:27
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Good afternoon everyone.





Huh!!! If you think that I am going to dance for free (on my own or partnered), you have clearly gone completely deluded. I'm not putting myself out in order for you to get free publicity for your Pub, to sell tickets to an ice show and to sell more of your watered down drinks. You have some nerve.

Coffee please with a large slice of Christmas genoa. Thank you.
I paid for the bloody rink in the 1st place! Of course I'm gonna try to recoup some of the expense.........that's called business!
I'm a loser, so well done to Sleeps.

But I do wonder how it is possible for Sleeps to win?

I see cash in brown bags being exchanged.
You got that right!

Don't judge me by your dodgy standards!
*Places lovely large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree in the middle of the ice skating rink and fences it off.*

A stella please. Thank you.
*prepares hefty bill for malicious damage for Eddy the Spiteful to settle*

*pins up notice*
Eddy the Spiteful is NOT to be served until he pays latest bill!

Fanks Sr,



I see yer man only got the bronze medal
I'm waiting on the delivery of yer prize.
Well done planets, some people just can't see others enjoying themselves. They're just jellus.
Why are you pushing the Pub hat stand down the hill? And where's the snow?

Now, try being a good person if you don't want to go back into the big wheely bin with planets.

By the way, it was SR that asked me to get the large Disney-theme decorated Christmas tree. She thought it would cheer us all up following Bob's skating ring destruction this morning.

A stella please.

Don't make it worse by lying through yer fat teeth..........it'll be a fat lip you'll be sporting!
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Old 06-12-2016, 05:47
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Morning Sr, Eug, & all
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Old 06-12-2016, 06:01
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Morning Sr, Eug, & all
Morning Joe *clunk*
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