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Final result for IAC SWEEPSTAKE
HM.1#Carol V............................Eddy.....................................Gorn off to appear in a pantomime near you HM.2#Jordan B.........................Davor...................................I don't wanna do any trials, has been a trial HM.3#Adam T...3rd PLACE!.......twass....................................Cured of spider phobia........who'd have thunk it! HM.4#Joel D....2nd PLACE.......Sr.........................................Goes off with rictus grin still intact HM.5#Ola J...............................Eug.......................................Dances off into the sunset HM.6#Lisa S.............................Chin.......................................A model contestant HM.7#Scarlett M.....WINNER!.Sleeps....................................Didn't see that one coming! .ROLLEYES HM.8#Wayne B........................Parton....................................Gone off to become Larry's bitch. HM.9#Larry L...........................Kate........................................Nasty old goat! HM10#Sam Q..........................hooter/Halo Joe.......................Jolly hockey sticks HM11#Martin R......................omg/Flora.................................He wuz robbed HM12#Danny B......................Gorbals/bob..............................Mr Loudmouth has gone |
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Morning all peepsicles, and a grey and cheerless one it is thus far.....however, a quick whizz round the ice rink will perk us all up! Who's with me??
![]() ![]() Skater's breakfast and a cuppa tea please, where's that lazy chinnock???? *laces skates on, takes off coat revealing latest ice dance costume*
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WAHEY! I got third place!
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Morning all peepsicles, and a grey and cheerless one it is thus far.....however, a quick whizz round the ice rink will perk us all up! Who's with me??
![]() ![]() Skater's breakfast and a cuppa tea please, where's that lazy chinnock???? *laces skates on, takes off coat revealing latest ice dance costume* ![]() ![]() He's probably still snoring his fat head off! ![]() Ooooo nice, I hope you have the matching one for chinny. ![]() *clunk clatter* |
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Morning twass, it's too dark here to see what kind of day it'll be!
![]() He's probably still snoring his fat head off! ![]() Ooooo nice, I hope you have the matching one for chinny. ![]() *clunk clatter* Yes, well done.......... ![]()
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*Hides*
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*enters Pub, serves official notice re- "illegality of ice rink"*
Sorry luv, yer needs planning permission for this type o thing. ![]() *Instructs team of navvies armed with pick-axes to dig up ice rink* Ok moi lads, let's get this done & we'll be in the caff for some scoff afore 9! An' Bob's buying!! *Navvies cheer loudly!*
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Ah, there you are! Now let's try it on for size
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*enters Pub, serves official notice re- "illegality of ice rink"*
Sorry luv, yer needs planning permission for this type o thing. ![]() *Instructs team of navvies armed with pick-axes to dig up ice rink* Ok moi lads, let's get this done & we'll be in the caff for some scoff afore 9! An' Bob's buying!! *Navvies cheer loudly!* ![]() *clunk*
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Have YOU had to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more? YOU could be entitled to compensation! Phone the ProClaimers NOW!
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Who else loves the Pub's redecoration?: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy3SOtoXUAAnRCZ.jpg
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Who else loves the Pub's redecoration?: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy3SOtoXUAAnRCZ.jpg
![]() *rounds up gang of navvies onto truck & roars off* *sounds "Dixie" on horn*
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Good morning everyone. ![]() Tea pleased. ![]() |
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*enters Pub, serves official notice re- "illegality of ice rink"*
Sorry luv, yer needs planning permission for this type o thing. ![]() *Instructs team of navvies armed with pick-axes to dig up ice rink* Ok moi lads, let's get this done & we'll be in the caff for some scoff afore 9! An' Bob's buying!! *Navvies cheer loudly!* ![]()
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Who else loves the Pub's redecoration?: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy3SOtoXUAAnRCZ.jpg
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Well done that man.
![]() I've obtained planning permission to build a "Boutique Ice Hotel & Lounge" on the former ice rink site. It'll be completely made out of sculpted ice, fittings, glasses, the lot.
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*starts chainsaw cuts boutique ice hotel into seasonally shaped ice cubes for gin and tonics*
afternoon all gin and tonic and a packet of skips please |
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Well done peeps.
*clunks and clatters* *rustle* Afternnon.
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Well done peeps.
*clunks and clatters* *rustle* Afternnon. |
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Afternoon all peepsicles, G&T as well please and loads of ice!
Bob needs to take his medication, the rink is still there all ready for use. *laces skates on* Who's coming for a spin? Poor old delusional Bob ![]() ![]()
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Afternoon all peepsicles, G&T as well please and loads of ice!
Bob needs to take his medication, the rink is still there all ready for use. *laces skates on* Who's coming for a spin? Poor old delusional Bob ![]() ![]() ![]() *spins* |
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Afternoon later arrivals
*clunks and clatters*
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oooo i'll come for a few pirouettes while my sandwich is toasting!!!
*spins* ![]()
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*Runs screaming to the hills*
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*Runs screaming to the hills* |
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