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Old 06-12-2016, 07:34
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Final result for IAC SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Carol V............................Eddy.....................................Gorn off to appear in a pantomime near you
HM.2#Jordan B.........................Davor...................................I don't wanna do any trials, has been a trial
HM.3#Adam T...3rd PLACE!.......twass....................................Cured of spider phobia........who'd have thunk it!
HM.4#Joel D....2nd PLACE.......Sr.........................................Goes off with rictus grin still intact
HM.5#Ola J...............................Eug.......................................Dances off into the sunset
HM.6#Lisa S.............................Chin.......................................A model contestant
HM.7#Scarlett M.....WINNER!.Sleeps....................................Didn't see that one coming! .ROLLEYES
HM.8#Wayne B........................Parton....................................Gone off to become Larry's bitch.
HM.9#Larry L...........................Kate........................................Nasty old goat!
HM10#Sam Q..........................hooter/Halo Joe.......................Jolly hockey sticks
HM11#Martin R......................omg/Flora.................................He wuz robbed
HM12#Danny B......................Gorbals/bob..............................Mr Loudmouth has gone
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Old 06-12-2016, 07:34
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Morning all peepsicles, and a grey and cheerless one it is thus far.....however, a quick whizz round the ice rink will perk us all up! Who's with me??

Skater's breakfast and a cuppa tea please, where's that lazy chinnock???? *laces skates on, takes off coat revealing latest ice dance costume*
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Old 06-12-2016, 07:35
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WAHEY! I got third place!
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Old 06-12-2016, 07:38
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Morning all peepsicles, and a grey and cheerless one it is thus far.....however, a quick whizz round the ice rink will perk us all up! Who's with me??

Skater's breakfast and a cuppa tea please, where's that lazy chinnock???? *laces skates on, takes off coat revealing latest ice dance costume*
Morning twass, it's too dark here to see what kind of day it'll be!

He's probably still snoring his fat head off!

Ooooo nice, I hope you have the matching one for chinny.

*clunk clatter*
WAHEY! I got third place!
Yes, well done..........
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Old 06-12-2016, 07:45
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Morning twass, it's too dark here to see what kind of day it'll be!

He's probably still snoring his fat head off!

Ooooo nice, I hope you have the matching one for chinny.

*clunk clatter*

Yes, well done..........
I thought he could look like a pearly in this one
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Old 06-12-2016, 08:03
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Old 06-12-2016, 08:04
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Ah, there you are! Now let's try it on for size
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Old 06-12-2016, 08:10
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*enters Pub, serves official notice re- "illegality of ice rink"*

Sorry luv, yer needs planning permission for this type o thing.

*Instructs team of navvies armed with pick-axes to dig up ice rink*

Ok moi lads, let's get this done & we'll be in the caff for some scoff afore 9!
An' Bob's buying!!

*Navvies cheer loudly!*
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Old 06-12-2016, 08:20
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Ah, there you are! Now let's try it on for size
Nae chance! .

*enters Pub, serves official notice re- "illegality of ice rink"*

Sorry luv, yer needs planning permission for this type o thing.

*Instructs team of navvies armed with pick-axes to dig up ice rink*

Ok moi lads, let's get this done & we'll be in the caff for some scoff afore 9!
An' Bob's buying!!

*Navvies cheer loudly!*
Well done fb! *clunk*
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Old 06-12-2016, 08:27
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Have YOU had to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more? YOU could be entitled to compensation! Phone the ProClaimers NOW!
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Old 06-12-2016, 08:44
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Who else loves the Pub's redecoration?: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy3SOtoXUAAnRCZ.jpg
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Old 06-12-2016, 08:49
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Magnificent job Chin

*rounds up gang of navvies onto truck & roars off*

*sounds "Dixie" on horn*
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Old 06-12-2016, 09:18
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Good morning everyone.

Tea pleased.

WAHEY! I got third place!
I was robbed.
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Old 06-12-2016, 09:20
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*enters Pub, serves official notice re- "illegality of ice rink"*

Sorry luv, yer needs planning permission for this type o thing.

*Instructs team of navvies armed with pick-axes to dig up ice rink*

Ok moi lads, let's get this done & we'll be in the caff for some scoff afore 9!
An' Bob's buying!!

*Navvies cheer loudly!*
Well done that man.
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Old 06-12-2016, 09:22
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I love it. I would have gone for an advocado green but that will do nicely.
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Old 06-12-2016, 09:56
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Well done that man.
Thanks Edward.

I've obtained planning permission to build a "Boutique Ice Hotel & Lounge" on the former ice rink site.
It'll be completely made out of sculpted ice, fittings, glasses, the lot.
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Old 06-12-2016, 16:38
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*starts chainsaw cuts boutique ice hotel into seasonally shaped ice cubes for gin and tonics*

afternoon all gin and tonic and a packet of skips please
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Old 06-12-2016, 16:40
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Well done peeps. *clunks and clatters* *rustle* Afternnon.
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Old 06-12-2016, 16:42
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Well done peeps. *clunks and clatters* *rustle* Afternnon.
Thanks chins have one for yourself, and a toasted cheese and ham sandwich please
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Old 06-12-2016, 16:42
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Afternoon all peepsicles, G&T as well please and loads of ice!

Bob needs to take his medication, the rink is still there all ready for use. *laces skates on* Who's coming for a spin? Poor old delusional Bob
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Old 06-12-2016, 16:45
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Afternoon all peepsicles, G&T as well please and loads of ice!

Bob needs to take his medication, the rink is still there all ready for use. *laces skates on* Who's coming for a spin? Poor old delusional Bob
oooo i'll come for a few pirouettes while my sandwich is toasting!!!
*spins*
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Old 06-12-2016, 16:53
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Afternoon later arrivals *clunks and clatters*
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Old 06-12-2016, 17:15
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oooo i'll come for a few pirouettes while my sandwich is toasting!!!
*spins*
How graceful, planets! Come on chins, come and join us. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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Old 06-12-2016, 17:22
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*Runs screaming to the hills*
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Old 06-12-2016, 17:29
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*Runs screaming to the hills*
You'll never manage a triple toe loop by the Olympics at this rate!!
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