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Old 07-12-2016, 05:49
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*opens pub* Morning all.

*has a quick glide around the rink*
Watch ya dont fall on yer arse then !

Morning Sr, & all
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Old 07-12-2016, 06:18
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*enters Pub, serves official notice re- "illegality of ice rink"*

Sorry luv, yer needs planning permission for this type o thing.

*Instructs team of navvies armed with pick-axes to dig up ice rink*

Ok moi lads, let's get this done & we'll be in the caff for some scoff afore 9!
An' Bob's buying!!

*Navvies cheer loudly!*
Oh dear, his meds have run out again! *checks fridge for emergency supplies*
I hadn't realised you had redecorated yer sitting room! Who's the guy with the 'fro', new boyfriend?
Thanks Edward.

I've obtained planning permission to build a "Boutique Ice Hotel & Lounge" on the former ice rink site.
It'll be completely made out of sculpted ice, fittings, glasses, the lot.
Of course you have dear.........now bend over I have something for you.

You'll never manage a triple toe loop by the Olympics at this rate!!
He'll be having my toe up his backside if he doesn't buck up his ideas!
I thought he could look like a pearly in this one
No, it needs to compliment your outfit!
That's not even the same colour as yours.
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Old 07-12-2016, 06:20
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Watch ya dont fall on yer arse then !

Morning Sr, & all
That's unlikely to happen.

Morning Joe *clunk*
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Old 07-12-2016, 07:02
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I hadn't realised you had redecorated yer sitting room! Who's the guy with the 'fro', new boyfriend?
That's the Pub stooooooooooooopid. Now take yer reading glasses off! *Rolleyes*
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Old 07-12-2016, 07:03
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Morning peeps Pint of Stella and a full English ta!
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Old 07-12-2016, 07:46
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Morning all peepsicles, skaters, reluctant Olympians, animals and all! So much warmer today, the windows aren't streaming with water for once Large tea and a fried egg on toast please!

I think chins and I would look spectacular in THESE outfits
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Old 07-12-2016, 07:48
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'Ello pubpickers!

Bellini please and some crumpets with jam !

Ta much
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Old 07-12-2016, 07:57
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Morning McScots and all the pubsters...lovely mug of hot chocci plez.....ta
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Old 07-12-2016, 08:00
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Morning OMG and hoots! Do you want to come and try out SR's new spectactular skating rink?? Every size of skate available! Step right up and have a spin
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Old 07-12-2016, 08:03
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Morning OMG and hoots! Do you want to come and try out SR's new spectactular skating rink?? Every size of skate available! Step right up and have a spin
I might just give that a pass
So I don't end up on my arse
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Old 07-12-2016, 08:05
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I might just give that a pass
So I don't end up on my arse
I see you speak in rhyme
You are missing a good time!
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Old 07-12-2016, 08:15
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I see you speak in rhyme
You are missing a good time!
Hehe! Very good

And now I must away
As I have a busy day

X bye all have a good one
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Old 07-12-2016, 08:16
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That's the Pub stooooooooooooopid. Now take yer reading glasses off! *Rolleyes*
Have you been taking bob's deluded pills? Great eejit, as if I'd allow the pub to be decorated like that! ROLLEYES
Morning peeps Pint of Stella and a full English ta!
Errrrrrrr I don't think so! Yer here to work......*lobs a bottle of flash & a mop & bucket at chinny's fat head* Go & do some work.
Morning all peepsicles, skaters, reluctant Olympians, animals and all! So much warmer today, the windows aren't streaming with water for once Large tea and a fried egg on toast please!

I think chins and I would look spectacular in THESE outfits
Morning twass, yes it's warmer here too thank goodness.
*clunk clatter*
They're much nicer outfits, I'll get someone to copy them & they should be ready by the end of the week.
'Ello pubpickers!

Bellini please and some crumpets with jam !

Ta much

Good grief look who it is! Do you have a note explaining yer absence?
*clunk clatter*
Morning McScots and all the pubsters...lovely mug of hot chocci plez.....ta
Morning hoots *clunk*

I might just give that a pass
So I don't end up on my arse
Since when did it bother you to make an arse of yerself? Go on get out there & stop being such a wuss! You can hire a polar bear or penguin to hold you up going round the rink.
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Old 07-12-2016, 08:18
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I think omg has slunk off already SR I can't understand folks' reluctance to get on the ice! Most bracing first thing in the morning
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Old 07-12-2016, 08:48
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Morning

Full breakfast & fresh ground coffee ☕ please.

*Sits quietly in the corner reading*
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Old 07-12-2016, 09:05
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Good morning.
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Old 07-12-2016, 09:19
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Good morning everyone.

It's so mild, 11c already. And nice and bright.

Tea please with 3 freshly prepared stolen muffins with a little marmalade on the side. Thank you and hurry up.
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Old 07-12-2016, 09:23
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Good morning everyone.

It's so mild, 11c already. And nice and bright.

Tea please with 3 freshly prepared stolen muffins with a little marmalade on the side. Thank you and hurry up.
*sneaks up on Eddy like a ninja tasers him and dumps him in wheelie bin. eats muffins*
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Old 07-12-2016, 09:35
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*sneaks up on Eddy like a ninja tasers him and dumps him in wheelie bin. eats muffins*
What are you doing with the Pub's hat stand? The muffins haven't been served yet (they take about 20 minutes to prepare) Now go away before I call a private ambulance to have you carried away.

*Phones SR to inform her of planets vandalism.*
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Old 07-12-2016, 09:37
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What are you doing with the Pub's hat stand? The muffins haven't been served yet (they take about 20 minutes to prepare) Now go away before I call a private ambulance to have you carried away.

*Phones SR to inform her of planets vandalism.*
gaffer tapes Eddy's mouth shut*
don't try and pull that hat stand nonsense on me i'm a trained assassin. *tasers Eddy again*
you look funny when you jiggle about like that
*enjoys marmaladey muffins*
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Old 07-12-2016, 10:07
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gaffer tapes Eddy's mouth shut*
don't try and pull that hat stand nonsense on me i'm a trained assassin. *tasers Eddy again*
you look funny when you jiggle about like that
*enjoys marmaladey muffins*
Leave the Pub's inflatable Santa alone. That cost me a fortune and I haven't yet had the opportunity to acquire the £££ from SR.

*Watches as men in white coats tranquilise planets and carry her off in a secured white van.*
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Old 07-12-2016, 16:16
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*watches from the snug as men in white coats abduct inflatable Santa*
*finishes muffins*
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Old 07-12-2016, 16:21
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Another day, another power struggle in the pub. Eddy, it's pointless trying to beat planets. She has you whipped. Admit defeat and buy us both a prosecco and a ham and cheese toastie
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Old 07-12-2016, 16:22
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Another day, another power struggle in the pub. Eddy, it's pointless trying to beat planets. She has you whipped. Admit defeat and buy us both a prosecco and a ham and cheese toastie
what a good idea Twass *pulls out chair in snug* it's a miserable day out freezing rainy and foggy!! Come and warm your tootsies!
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Old 07-12-2016, 16:24
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what a good idea Twass *pulls out chair in snug* it's a miserable day out freezing rainy and foggy!! Come and warm your tootsies!
Thank you planets....once we are warm and fed we can go for our evening skating practice. Chins needs to practice lifts. To build up his strength I have my lead lined knickers on
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