Watch ya dont fall on yer arse then !

Morning Sr, & all

Oh dear, his meds have run out again! *checks fridge for emergency supplies*

I hadn't realised you had redecorated yer sitting room! Who's the guy with the 'fro', new boyfriend?

Of course you have dear.........now bend over I have something for you.


He'll be having my toe up his backside if he doesn't buck up his ideas!

No, it needs to compliment your outfit!
That's not even the same colour as yours.

That's unlikely to happen.

Morning Joe *clunk*

That's the Pub stooooooooooooopid. Now take yer reading glasses off! *Rolleyes*

Morning peeps Pint of Stella and a full English ta!

Morning all peepsicles, skaters, reluctant Olympians, animals and all! So much warmer today, the windows aren't streaming with water for once Large tea and a fried egg on toast please!

I think chins and I would look spectacular in THESE outfits

'Ello pubpickers!

Bellini please and some crumpets with jam !

Ta much

Morning McScots and all the pubsters...lovely mug of hot chocci plez.....ta

Morning OMG and hoots! Do you want to come and try out SR's new spectactular skating rink?? Every size of skate available! Step right up and have a spin

I might just give that a pass
So I don't end up on my arse

I see you speak in rhyme
You are missing a good time!

Hehe! Very good

And now I must away
As I have a busy day

X bye all have a good one

Have you been taking bob's deluded pills? Great eejit, as if I'd allow the pub to be decorated like that! ROLLEYES

Errrrrrrr I don't think so! Yer here to work......*lobs a bottle of flash & a mop & bucket at chinny's fat head* Go & do some work.

Morning twass, yes it's warmer here too thank goodness.
*clunk clatter*
They're much nicer outfits, I'll get someone to copy them & they should be ready by the end of the week.


Good grief look who it is! Do you have a note explaining yer absence?
*clunk clatter*

Morning hoots *clunk*


Since when did it bother you to make an arse of yerself? Go on get out there & stop being such a wuss! You can hire a polar bear or penguin to hold you up going round the rink.

I think omg has slunk off already SR I can't understand folks' reluctance to get on the ice! Most bracing first thing in the morning

Morning

Full breakfast & fresh ground coffee ☕ please.

*Sits quietly in the corner reading*

Good morning.

Good morning everyone.

It's so mild, 11c already. And nice and bright.

Tea please with 3 freshly prepared stolen muffins with a little marmalade on the side. Thank you and hurry up.

*sneaks up on Eddy like a ninja tasers him and dumps him in wheelie bin. eats muffins*

What are you doing with the Pub's hat stand? The muffins haven't been served yet (they take about 20 minutes to prepare) Now go away before I call a private ambulance to have you carried away.

*Phones SR to inform her of planets vandalism.*

gaffer tapes Eddy's mouth shut*
don't try and pull that hat stand nonsense on me i'm a trained assassin. *tasers Eddy again*
you look funny when you jiggle about like that
*enjoys marmaladey muffins*

Leave the Pub's inflatable Santa alone. That cost me a fortune and I haven't yet had the opportunity to acquire the £££ from SR.

*Watches as men in white coats tranquilise planets and carry her off in a secured white van.*

*watches from the snug as men in white coats abduct inflatable Santa*
*finishes muffins*

Another day, another power struggle in the pub. Eddy, it's pointless trying to beat planets. She has you whipped. Admit defeat and buy us both a prosecco and a ham and cheese toastie

what a good idea Twass *pulls out chair in snug* it's a miserable day out freezing rainy and foggy!! Come and warm your tootsies!

Thank you planets....once we are warm and fed we can go for our evening skating practice. Chins needs to practice lifts. To build up his strength I have my lead lined knickers on