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Old 08-12-2016, 05:33
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Leave the Pub's inflatable Santa alone. That cost me a fortune and I haven't yet had the opportunity to acquire the £££ from SR.

*Watches as men in white coats tranquilise planets and carry her off in a secured white van.*
You'll be waiting a while.........an accident has happened.........OH NO!
Glad you like them! http://dn.lnwfile.com/_/dn/_raw/ti/xz/f7.jpg

I'm serving and watching Emmerdale. Not skating! Stoooooooooopid! *Rolleyes*
Is that a chipolata from the pigs in kilts I made up earlier?
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Old 08-12-2016, 05:57
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Oh dear! Morning Sr and peeps.
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Old 08-12-2016, 06:04
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Oh dear! Morning Sr and peeps.
Morning chinny.........do you know anything about it? *clunk*
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Old 08-12-2016, 06:28
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Good morning pub.

Well, I say morning, I've not been to sleep yet
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Old 08-12-2016, 06:38
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Morning all you pubsters........

Nice mug if coffee plez...ta muchly

W wonders why Eug hasn't gorn to byedoes yet?????
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Old 08-12-2016, 06:39
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I have. Couldn't sleep.
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Old 08-12-2016, 06:48
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Morning chinny.........do you know anything about it? *clunk*

*Disappears off hastily*
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Old 08-12-2016, 07:33
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Morning all parpsicles and goodnight, eug I hope you don't kip all day instead

*puts on skates and glides round the rink warming up*

Mug of tea please and a bacon sarny. CHINNOCK!!!! Skating time!
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Old 08-12-2016, 07:48
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Good morning pub.

Well, I say morning, I've not been to sleep yet
Morning eug.......well it's clearly still morning, whether you've slept or not! *clunk*
Morning all you pubsters........

Nice mug if coffee plez...ta muchly

W wonders why Eug hasn't gorn to byedoes yet?????
Morning hoots. *clunk*
Maybe he wasn't tired.
*Disappears off hastily*
*tuts*
Morning all parpsicles and goodnight, eug I hope you don't kip all day instead

*puts on skates and glides round the rink warming up*

Mug of tea please and a bacon sarny. CHINNOCK!!!! Skating time!
Morning twass, you can't wear yer skates in here, you'll damage the floor!

He's hiding in the kitchen. *clunk clatter*
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Old 08-12-2016, 07:55
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[highlight]CONGRATULATIONS TO SLEEPS, WINNER OF 2016 IAC![/highhlight]

ENJOY.........& a SCOOBY SNACK to munch on............with a wee something to........ WASH IT DOWN WITH

Well done!
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Old 08-12-2016, 07:55
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Morning

I'm still waiting on my breakfast order from yesterday
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Old 08-12-2016, 07:58
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*takes skates orf, runs into kitchen, drags chins out by the ears*

Get those skates on NOW! This rink isn't going to be here forever!!

*slurrp, chomp* Ta muchly. Now it's skating time! *shoves chins onto ice*
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Old 08-12-2016, 07:59
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[highlight]CONGRATULATIONS TO SLEEPS, WINNER OF 2016 IAC![/highhlight]

ENJOY.........& a SCOOBY SNACK to munch on............with a wee something to........ WASH IT DOWN WITH

Well done!
Not entirely sure he will appreciate the second one, but......
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Old 08-12-2016, 08:00
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Morning

I'm still waiting on my breakfast order from yesterday
Morning bob.........you'll be ready for it now then. *clunk clatter*
*takes skates orf, runs into kitchen, drags chins out by the ears*

Get those skates on NOW! This rink isn't going to be here forever!!

*slurrp, chomp* Ta muchly. Now it's skating time! *shoves chins onto ice*
You tell 'im twass, he's a lazy bugger!
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Old 08-12-2016, 08:01
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Not entirely sure he will appreciate the second one, but......
I went to a lot of bother to get suitable prizes, he'd better appreciate the effort I went to!
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Old 08-12-2016, 08:02
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Morning bob.........you'll be ready for it now then. *clunk clatter*

You tell 'im twass, he's a lazy bugger!
*Sighs*

*Belly rumbles*
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Old 08-12-2016, 08:03
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*Sighs*

*Belly rumbles*

Don't just sit & stare at it.........eat it!
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Old 08-12-2016, 08:03
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Now chin, you need to do the lift with STRAIGHT arms. Whaddya mean I'm heavy???
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Old 08-12-2016, 08:04
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Don't just sit & stare at it.........eat it!
Some folks are never satisfied
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Old 08-12-2016, 08:06
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Now chin, you need to do the lift with STRAIGHT arms. Whaddya mean I'm heavy???
*watches*
No, no, no, chinny, you can't drag twass around the rink by her hair, & you need to stop dropping her when you do a lift!
Some folks are never satisfied
Och he's just a curmudgeon!
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Old 08-12-2016, 08:12
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*calls team of navvies*

Yes...that's right, the boozer again..yep, ok lads an hour and we'll have it gritted again...

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Old 08-12-2016, 08:13
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Let me show you how to do it, chins

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Old 08-12-2016, 08:14
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Whoops, clumsy me
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Old 08-12-2016, 08:15
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Don't just sit & stare at it.........eat it!
*storms off ... scheming & plotting, goes to see Chin*

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Old 08-12-2016, 08:16
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*calls team of navvies*

Yes...that's right, the boozer again..yep, ok lads an hour and we'll have it gritted again...

Oh dear he's forgotten his meds again! *jabs bob in the arse with vital medication* There you'll be fine soon..........
Ewwwwwww, yer taking a chance doing that with him!
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