You have the weirdest definition of flirting/being"all over someone" i've ever met.
Apparently just me talking to someone is flirting?
Are you taking me responding to this post as flirting?

weird

Nope, I'm only jesting with you !

*narrows eyes*

ooooo kaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
but i'm watching you

Evening all peeps! Mini twass is now here for the weekend, but I am in for my evening skating practice.....and two glasses of elderberry wine please!

*clunk* *clunk*

*whizzes past* Thanks Gemo!

If chins shows up, chuck him onto the ice please

Good evening everyone.

Where's Chin? It's a one hour long episode of Emmerdale tonight.

*Grabs remotes.*

A free glass of iced water please.

*Eats mince pies and is instantly fit to go back to work, (but not to skate on doctor's orders).*

Evening parps 😜 *clunks & clatters*

Och get yer kit on fella & stop all ............. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuSt...ature=youtu.be



Evening Chin, Twass, Eddy , planets & all

meh Evening Sleeps *clunk*

Come on you lazy little twonk! Practice time!! Get yer skates on !

Why are bad knitters just like Christmas trees? They both drop needles.

What do you call a Christmas tree that sings? Spruce Springsteen

Thanks Chin.

Morning all *clunks & clatters*

Morning chins , McScots and all the pubsters......tis drizzle here...

Can I have wall to wall sun , 24 degrees and a nice cool beer plez.

Getting back to reality , I'll settle for a lovely mug of milky coffee and two rounds of hot buttered toast plez...ta muchly..

Morning hoots Already there for you.

Where is that bloomin' Sr? I suspect she's bin on the gin again! 🙄

*grabs chinny by the throat* Listen ya wee toad, stop lying through yer teeth. You skived off all day yesterday with some imaginary injury..........any more of it & you'll have a REAL injury!

Morning all (& chinny).

You saw the pictures!!!

No, I've gone for something far more suitable. *sniggers*


Stop feeding him! He doesn't need the extra pounds!

Stop fibbing, I spoke to yer ''doctor'' & it turned out he was some eejit you met in a pub, he was no more a doctor than Parton is!

You need to stop copying TODD

I'm never going to heaven but THIS still makes me laugh.........My bad!

Yes I did.......& I found out it was strawberry jam on yer forehead!

Bwahhaaahhaaaaa Thanks for the morning larf SR!

Morning all parpsicles. Large tea and a bowl of cornflakes and moo please! Bit late for skating practice.....*grabs chins* No time for arguments, you have half an hour of spins, toe loops and twass lifts to do!

You're welcome.

Morning twass *clunk clatter*

That's it, you need to be firm with him.

Don't I know it *shoves chins mercilessly onto the ice*

Ta muchly