Originally Posted by twassington:
“Don't I know it
*shoves chins mercilessly onto the ice*
Ta muchly
”
“Don't I know it
*shoves chins mercilessly onto the ice* Ta muchly
”
*watches twass put chinny through his paces*
The Pub (Part 48)
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Get those arms straight on the lifts, chinnock!! We won't win gold with you lifting me like a sack of spuds! 
Good morning everyone.
Tea please.
I was convinced that Chin was lifting a sack of spuds. Are you telling me that it wasn't a sack of spuds? That it was you!!!
Tea please.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Get those arms straight on the lifts, chinnock!! We won't win gold with you lifting me like a sack of spuds!”
“Get those arms straight on the lifts, chinnock!! We won't win gold with you lifting me like a sack of spuds!
”
I was convinced that Chin was lifting a sack of spuds. Are you telling me that it wasn't a sack of spuds? That it was you!!!
Good morning.
I think the plasterer will be doing the sitting room today. I’ll get out of his way by wrapping the present in the drawing room and if I take the kittens with me they will stay out of his way too.
I think the plasterer will be doing the sitting room today. I’ll get out of his way by wrapping the present in the drawing room and if I take the kittens with me they will stay out of his way too.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Get those arms straight on the lifts, chinnock!! We won't win gold with you lifting me like a sack of spuds!”
“Get those arms straight on the lifts, chinnock!! We won't win gold with you lifting me like a sack of spuds!
”
*sniggers loudly*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone.
Tea please.
I was convinced that Chin was lifting a sack of spuds. Are you telling me that it wasn't a sack of spuds? That it was you!!!”
“Good morning everyone.
Tea please.
I was convinced that Chin was lifting a sack of spuds. Are you telling me that it wasn't a sack of spuds? That it was you!!!
”
Morning Eddy
*clunk*
Easy mistake to make.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Good morning.
I think the plasterer will be doing the sitting room today. I’ll get out of his way by wrapping the present in the drawing room and if I take the kittens with me they will stay out of his way too.”
“Good morning.
I think the plasterer will be doing the sitting room today. I’ll get out of his way by wrapping the present in the drawing room and if I take the kittens with me they will stay out of his way too.”
Morning Gemo, only 1 present? You're getting off lightly! *clunk*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“I'm never going to heaven but THIS still makes me laugh.........My bad!”
“I'm never going to heaven but THIS still makes me laugh.........My bad!
”
morning pubsters!
I feel evil for laughing
but the commentary is great and the marking even better who knew Paul MacCartney is the Craig Revel Horwood of the Beatles
cup of tea and some porridge please!
Originally Posted by planets:
“morning pubsters!
I feel evil for laughing
but the commentary is great and the marking even better who knew Paul MacCartney is the Craig Revel Horwood of the Beatles
cup of tea and some porridge please!”
“morning pubsters!
I feel evil for laughing
but the commentary is great and the marking even better who knew Paul MacCartney is the Craig Revel Horwood of the Beatles
cup of tea and some porridge please!”
Morning planets, see I don't feel bad for laughing.........so I'm definitely not going to ''up there''. I'm sure it'll be more fun down below anyway!
*clunk clatter* milk is extra.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning planets, see I don't feel bad for laughing.........so I'm definitely not going to ''up there''. I'm sure it'll be more fun down below anyway!
*clunk clatter* milk is extra.”
“Morning planets, see I don't feel bad for laughing.........so I'm definitely not going to ''up there''. I'm sure it'll be more fun down below anyway!
*clunk clatter* milk is extra.
”
I'm guilt ridden
Having said that i don't think she's a nice person at all. Yes as Bill Hicks used to say all the good musicians and artists will be below
Just CLiff Richard upstairs .....
thanks no extra milk for me i like a nice solid porridge i can cut with a spoon and it holds its shape
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone.
Tea please.
I was convinced that Chin was lifting a sack of spuds. Are you telling me that it wasn't a sack of spuds? That it was you!!!”
“Good morning everyone.
Tea please.
I was convinced that Chin was lifting a sack of spuds. Are you telling me that it wasn't a sack of spuds? That it was you!!!”
Originally Posted by planets:
“I'm guilt ridden Having said that i don't think she's a nice person at all.
Yes as Bill Hicks used to say all the good musicians and artists will be below
Just CLiff Richard upstairs .....
thanks no extra milk for me i like a nice solid porridge i can cut with a spoon and it holds its shape”
“I'm guilt ridden
Having said that i don't think she's a nice person at all. Yes as Bill Hicks used to say all the good musicians and artists will be below
Just CLiff Richard upstairs .....
thanks no extra milk for me i like a nice solid porridge i can cut with a spoon and it holds its shape
”
The best reason for going to hell I can think of. Trouble is, I think he'll be there as well for his crimes
Still I will enjoy watching him being slowly roasted with a pitchfork up his @r$e
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllppppppppppp!”
“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllppppppppppp!
”
Leave it aht. You love ice skating
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllppppppppppp!”
“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllppppppppppp!
”
*arrives on Foggy Superbike with sidecar*
*sounds horn*
Hop on Chin!
Originally Posted by planets:
“I'm guilt ridden Having said that i don't think she's a nice person at all.
Yes as Bill Hicks used to say all the good musicians and artists will be below
Just CLiff Richard upstairs .....
thanks no extra milk for me i like a nice solid porridge i can cut with a spoon and it holds its shape”
“I'm guilt ridden
Having said that i don't think she's a nice person at all. Yes as Bill Hicks used to say all the good musicians and artists will be below
Just CLiff Richard upstairs .....
thanks no extra milk for me i like a nice solid porridge i can cut with a spoon and it holds its shape
”
No she isn't!
Pilchard deserves to roast in hell, for his crimes against music........for starters!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllppppppppppp!”
“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllppppppppppp!
”
Oh stop it! Big girl's blouse!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*arrives on Foggy Superbike with sidecar*
*sounds horn*
Hop on Chin!”
“*arrives on Foggy Superbike with sidecar*
*sounds horn*
Hop on Chin!”
*lobs spikes onto the rink & laughs as bob's tyres burst* Oh dear wot a shame.......right over the handlebars!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“No she isn't!
Pilchard deserves to roast in hell, for his crimes against music........for starters!
Oh stop it! Big girl's blouse!
*lobs spikes onto the rink & laughs as bob's tyres burst* Oh dear wot a shame.......right over the handlebars!”
“No she isn't!
Pilchard deserves to roast in hell, for his crimes against music........for starters!
Oh stop it! Big girl's blouse!
*lobs spikes onto the rink & laughs as bob's tyres burst* Oh dear wot a shame.......right over the handlebars!
”
My personal mechanic shall be round promptly to collect the "Foggy"
*enters Snug with an extra large Cello case*
*exits Snug dragging extremely heavy looking extra large Cello case*
*stops for a quick dram*
*carries on*
*stops for a quick dram*
*carries on*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“ *exits Snug dragging extremely heavy looking extra large Cello case*
*stops for a quick dram*
*carries on*”
“ *exits Snug dragging extremely heavy looking extra large Cello case*
*stops for a quick dram*
*carries on*
”
Well done Bob, well done, very well done.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“
Well done Bob, well done, very well done.”
“
Well done Bob, well done, very well done.
”
Chin is safe Edward. 👍
He won't be returning to this 'skating gulag' unless a handsome bounty is forthcoming.
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“My personal mechanic shall be round promptly to collect the "Foggy"
*enters Snug with an extra large Cello case*”
“My personal mechanic shall be round promptly to collect the "Foggy"
*enters Snug with an extra large Cello case*”
*arranges for vehicle to be impounded*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*exits Snug dragging extremely heavy looking extra large Cello case*
*stops for a quick dram*
*carries on*”
“*exits Snug dragging extremely heavy looking extra large Cello case*
*stops for a quick dram*
*carries on*
”
Weirdo!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Chin is safe Edward. 👍
He won't be returning to this 'skating gulag' unless a handsome bounty is forthcoming.”
“Chin is safe Edward. 👍
He won't be returning to this 'skating gulag' unless a handsome bounty is forthcoming.
”
Don't be so ridiculous, chinny is hard at work (for a change) in the cellar!
Afternoon all......*swishes newly washed & cut hair*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
I'm never going to heaven but THIS still makes me laugh.........My bad!”
“
I'm never going to heaven but THIS still makes me laugh.........My bad!
”
Haha I'd never seen that before !!!
Afternoon Sr, & all
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Haha I'd never seen that before !!!
Afternoon Sr, & all”
“Haha I'd never seen that before !!!
Afternoon Sr, & all”
We're all going to hell!
Afternoon Joe *clunk*
Afternoon all parps! Spent a nice day with mini t in Whitstable where I got a thick aran knit jumper and a very warm Damart hooded fleece in the charity shops for very little dosh, both as new, and perfect for the arcticness that is my cottage I look like a pregnant polar bear in the aran knit, but wotever.
Two mugs of tea please and two mince pies. Can chins be let out of the cellar for half an hour to practice his spins? Nice hair SR
I look like a pregnant polar bear in the aran knit, but wotever. Two mugs of tea please and two mince pies. Can chins be let out of the cellar for half an hour to practice his spins?
Nice hair SR
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“
Well done Bob, well done, very well done.”
“
Well done Bob, well done, very well done.
”
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Chin is safe Edward. 👍
He won't be returning to this 'skating gulag' unless a handsome bounty is forthcoming.”
“Chin is safe Edward. 👍
He won't be returning to this 'skating gulag' unless a handsome bounty is forthcoming.
”
Well done indeed bob! 👍
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