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Morning all peepsicles! *takes a ringside seat and waits for the inevitable*
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Help yerself twassock. I am arranging the flowers on the tables at the minute.
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Help yerself twassock. I am arranging the flowers on the tables at the minute.
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Er.......have you put them in Parton's urine sample?
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Well? Erm wasn't that a pint????!!!!
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*saunters in*..........W.T.F! is going on! CHINNY I wanna word with you...........
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*saunters in*..........W.T.F! is going on! CHINNY I wanna word with you...........
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You changed yer post. Drinks are free this evening as Eddie is the new proprietor. *Points to Eddy's name above the door* *clunk*
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As for you...........You have sealed yer own fate, I'll deal with you later today! ![]() ![]() *rips down stupid posters of TV screens etc* Quote:
Good evening.
Yes, I am the new freeholder of the Pub but SR still has a 10,000 year lease. It means we are partners and she has to listen to me. You are the new Pub manager. I'll sort out your pay increase later. As the freeholder of the Pub title I will be closely examining the terms of SR's lease and I will be making lots more changes. Only for regulars and only till closing time. ![]() ![]() Quote:
That looks lovely.
PS - I've decided that only Emmerdale fans should have free drinks tonight. Make twass pay! Some immediate changes: Free food will be provided to Emmerdale fans. That will bring in a lot of folk. Sleeps will wash and polish the cars of all Pub patrons. That'll get people begging to visit the Pub. Soft toilet paper for the loos. No more free gin for SR. And she has to pay her bar bill for the last 5 years. Quote:
Oh bravo Eddy!
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I had the juices SR put out for us to try so no, I won't be paying you anything!
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Good morning Chin, everyone.
Thanks for opening up Chin. We will no longer charge extra for milk with breakfasts. It's not popular with our clients. Milk is now included in the price but put all prices up by 25% whether milk is wanted or not. *Orders fresh flowers delivery for all the Pub tables.* Quote:
Oh well done Eddy! You put that Sr to shame!
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Help yerself twassock. I am arranging the flowers on the tables at the minute.
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*saunters in*..........W.T.F! is going on! CHINNY I wanna word with you...........
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No he isn't! And his name was never there to begin with! *drags chinny outside to see* The Shoogly Nail OWNER Scots rool.
![]() You are are a toadying wee creep! *punches chin's lights out* Gerrup & get this pub returned to its former glory! You are only answerable to me, as from now Eddy is barred until he A) apologises to me B) pays his very large bill for all the inconvenience & emotional distress caused to me! As for you...........You have sealed yer own fate, I'll deal with you later today! ![]() ![]() *rips down stupid posters of TV screens etc* You, you stoooooooopid little puffed up eejit, see above ^^ & then you can get on yer bike! ![]() ![]() Dream on mister....... ![]() *kicks chinny's lardy arse* get moving clearing up this place! Indeed you won't twass, they were all freebies. *grabs Eddy by the throat & squeeeeeeeeeezes* Get off my premises.........*kicks Eddy'd lardy arse out of the door* My lawyer will be in touch with you! *batters chinny again*Get this place cleaned up......then........my office! ![]() ![]() Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *Telephones Eddy and Rugby man for help* i
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Wot are you wittering on about now woman? http://members.optusnet.com.au/isaksen/bigroll.GIF
![]() ![]() ![]() Oh don't start acting even more stooooopid than you usually do! *drags chinny off to the cellar where all sorts of noises are heard* BANG, WALLOP, SLAP, PUNCH, KICK, THUMP, WALLOP. *waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahing is heard* |
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![]() ![]() Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *Telephones Eddy and Rugby man for help* i![]() ![]() No-one is gonna help you now! *bashes chinny over the head with aforementioned phone & then drops phone in a bucket of Partons sample* |
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Well that's the morning's entertainment provided
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Guys, hope you still remember me and it's all cool.
I'm back. ![]() ![]() Good grief.........they let you out then? Nice to see you back again........you've had more comebacks than Sinatra ever did!
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Well that's the morning's entertainment provided
![]() Poor, poor chin ![]() ![]() ![]() Poor poor chin nothing, he deserves everything he gets! |
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Wow, what is going on, that's another legend gone. Glenn Frey of the Eagles has passed away. He was only 67! HERE
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Wow, what is going on, that's another legend gone. Glenn Frey of the Eagles has passed away. He was only 67! HERE
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* stares in wondrous amazement at the new 'EddyBee's Bar & Bistro' *
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And the drummer from Mott the Hoople too, also 67
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* stares in wondrous amazement at the new 'EddyBee's Bar & Bistro' *
![]() Oh & it doesn't (& never will), belong to Fang Chewy.
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Bloody hell, I hadn't heard of that one.
![]() Don't get too 'cited, It's only posters - which are currently being ripped down. ROLLEYES Oh & it doesn't (& never will), belong to Fang Chewy. ![]() But I've got a quote for him, for the new extension (liquid room & chill out zone) he wants building. I'm assembling a 'work crew' at the moment
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Here's hoping Whiff Pilchard will be next on the Reaper's list
![]() Although he needs to get what's coming to him first
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*saunters in*..........W.T.F! is going on! CHINNY I wanna word with you...........
![]() ![]() *goes off to watch CCTV* ![]() ![]() ![]() You can watch the CCTV all day long. It does not change a thing my dear business 'partner'. ![]() I repeat ... so please note ... that it's my name that appears by the Pub sign. ![]() I will be dealing with you later.
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*kicks chinny's lardy arse* get moving clearing up this place! ...
*batters chinny again* ... New Pub Rule. Violence against staff is banned. Any member of staff bashed up by my business partner will be generously compensated from her share of the Pub profits. ![]() Quote:
![]() ![]() Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *Telephones Eddy and Rugby man for help* i*Leaves note for SR reminding her that under the terms of her lease the Pub cellar is for storing beers etc and not to be used for other activities.*
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But I've got a quote for him, for the new extension (liquid room & chill out zone) he wants building. I'm assembling a 'work crew' at the moment
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Here's hoping Whiff Pilchard will be next on the Reaper's list
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![]() ![]() You can watch the CCTV all day long. It does not change a thing my dear business 'partner'. ![]() I repeat ... so please note ... that it's my name that appears by the Pub sign. I will be dealing with you later. ![]() ![]() You're the last person on the planet I would have any dealings with, business or otherwise!
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New Pub Rule. Violence against staff is banned. Any member of staff bashed up by my business partner will be generously compensated from her share of the Pub profits. ![]() *Liberates Chin from the bar cellar. Arranges for locks to the cellar to be changed.* *Leaves note for SR reminding her that under the terms of her lease the Pub cellar is for storing beers etc and not to be used for other activities.* ![]() ![]() *watches as Eddy's wee legs are dangling in mid air as he's huckled off by the police* Byeeeeee, enjoy yer bread & water.
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