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Old 09-12-2016, 18:54
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Unfortunately I had to close my dating agency for chickens. I was unable to make hens meet.
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Old 09-12-2016, 19:05
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Evening Chin, & all

* Grabs remotes * its footie tonight
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Old 09-12-2016, 19:08
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Evening Chin, & all

* Grabs remotes * its footie tonight
Pah! Eddy and I are already watching Emmerdale. *clunk*
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Old 09-12-2016, 19:14
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Pah! Eddy and I are already watching Emmerdale. *clunk*
But yer grubs in the bin !

Happy 100th Birthday. You are Spartacus!!!! ( Kirk ) not you ya numpty
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Old 09-12-2016, 19:29
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Pah! Eddy and I are already watching Emmerdale. *clunk*
Excellent episode.

I took the liberty of getting you a fish and chips dinner, with all the trimmings, pickles, scampi, mushy peas and so on. Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot. So delicious.

Where's Sleeps? ... Chin and I are waiting to be served. A stella please old bean and hurry up.
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Old 09-12-2016, 19:47
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But yer grubs in the bin !

Happy 100th Birthday. You are Spartacus!!!! ( Kirk ) not you ya numpty
Are you mad???!!

Excellent episode.

I took the liberty of getting you a fish and chips dinner, with all the trimmings, pickles, scampi, mushy peas and so on. Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot. So delicious.

Where's Sleeps? ... Chin and I are waiting to be served. A stella please old bean and hurry up.
Oh well done Eddy! Yes it was a good episode.

He's gorn mad!
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Old 09-12-2016, 19:50
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Old 09-12-2016, 20:19
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Morning Eddy
*clunk*
Easy mistake to make.

Morning Gemo, only 1 present? You're getting off lightly! *clunk*
Ooops, presents, for my friends in America.
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Old 10-12-2016, 00:49
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*tannoy crackles into life*

"Here is the Shipping Forecast for 10/12/16 UK inland waters...Tyne - moderate south westerly, 4 or 5, visibility good....Dogger - easing, occasionally 5 or 6, showers, visibility poor...Humber - severe gales.. south south westerly 4, rain at times... Trafalgar - winds easing, occasional fog, visibility restricted, steady as she goes Fitzroy - moderate becoming rough, 4 or 5, steadily deteriorating & cyclonic at times...Lundy - southeast veering north, easing, rain at times, good...Fastnet - avoid em' rocks me hearties!!...

*Tannoy fades & dies.....*
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Old 10-12-2016, 05:27
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* Opens pub *

Morning Chin, & all
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Old 10-12-2016, 05:42
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* Opens pub *

Morning Chin, & all
Why are you saying morning to chinny? He isn't here yet......weirdo!

*has a wee practise on the rink*
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Old 10-12-2016, 05:47
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*Phew* Thank goodness I was rescued by fb!
Afternoon peeps *clunks & clatters*
Errrrrrrr you weren't! You were cleaning the cellar all afternoon & a grand job you've made of it too.
Thanks, I thought I'd try to copy your style.
Excellent episode.

I took the liberty of getting you a fish and chips dinner, with all the trimmings, pickles, scampi, mushy peas and so on. Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot. So delicious.

Where's Sleeps? ... Chin and I are waiting to be served A stella please old bean and hurry up.
*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Crook to settle*
Are you mad???!!



Oh well done Eddy! Yes it was a good episode.

He's gorn mad!
*polishes chinny's skates for later*
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Old 10-12-2016, 05:48
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Cooooooooooeeeeeeee! Morning peeps! I've been behind the plant pot all the time! Stoooooooooooooooopid! 🙄
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Old 10-12-2016, 06:04
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Why are you saying morning to chinny? He isn't here yet......weirdo!

*has a wee practise on the rink*
He's been all over the threads for the last 30 minutes before I posted that, ya numpty

Morning Sr
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Old 10-12-2016, 06:17
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Cooooooooooeeeeeeee! Morning peeps! I've been behind the plant pot all the time! Stoooooooooooooooopid! 🙄

You'd better empty that, it's overflowing........then you can get yer skates on & partner me on the ice!
He's been all over the threads for the last 30 minutes before I posted that, ya numpty

Morning Sr
Unlike you I don't follow other FM's about to see where & what they're posting! ROLLEYES
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Old 10-12-2016, 06:22
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Unlike you I don't follow other FM's about to see where & what they're posting! ROLLEYES


When I clicked into chatter the first 3 threads had his name on them, just like when anyone goes into GD, they see yer own name @ the top of the page ??? do keep up ya numpty
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Old 10-12-2016, 06:34
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Yeah. Do keep up ya numpty! 🙄
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Old 10-12-2016, 07:36
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When I clicked into chatter the first 3 threads had his name on them, just like when anyone goes into GD, they see yer own name @ the top of the page ??? do keep up ya numpty
...........yet you could tell how long he'd been posting.........
He's been all over the threads for the last 30 minutes before I posted that,
I don't actually care who posts where or when..........
Yeah. Do keep up ya numpty! 🙄
Ok Polly parrot! ROLLEYES
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Old 10-12-2016, 07:48
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Good morning everyone.

It's still bloomimg dark out there. All this changing the clocks nonsense is so inconvenient. Oh well, I'm not one to complain.

Tea please with a full traditional breakfast and an extra round of brown bread toast (lightly buttered) and a double portion of maramalade on the side.

Hurry up.
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Old 10-12-2016, 07:56
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Morning McScots,chin,eddy and all

I'll have the same as eddy...cor , sounds right nommie and large mug of coffee plez......ta very muchly
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Old 10-12-2016, 07:59
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Hi there hooter. Good morning.
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Old 10-12-2016, 08:02
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Good morning everyone.

It's still bloomimg dark out there. All this changing the clocks nonsense is so inconvenient. Oh well, I'm not one to complain.

Tea please with a full traditional breakfast and an extra round of brown bread toast (lightly buttered) and a double portion of maramalade on the side.

Hurry up.
Morning Eddy

Stop being so selfish! If the clocks didn't change us up here in Scotia we would be in almost total darkness for 6 months! Typical selfish Englisher!

*slam clatter clunk* Don't tell me to hurry up.....rude person!
Morning McScots,chin,eddy and all

I'll have the same as eddy...cor , sounds right nommie and large mug of coffee plez......ta very muchly
Morning hoots *clatter clunk clunk*
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Old 10-12-2016, 08:04
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Morning eddy

Tis raining outside, so doubt I'll be able to plant me reduced to get rid of tulips wot I purchased for a very low price yesterday. Oh well, guess another day in the packet won't harm em.

Fancy another coffee?
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Old 10-12-2016, 08:13
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Stop being so selfish! If the clocks didn't change us up here in Scotia we would be in almost total darkness for 6 months! Typical selfish Englisher!
I'm not English so I'm not being selfish. I'm Greek, so I'm being reasonable.

I think we should have different time zones in the UK. It would solve the situation.

Morning eddy

Tis raining outside, so doubt I'll be able to plant me reduced to get rid of tulips wot I purchased for a very low price yesterday. Oh well, guess another day in the packet won't harm em.

Fancy another coffee?
I love tulips. Good luck with planting them
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Old 10-12-2016, 08:33
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Morning all peeps and budding Olympians! A skater's breakfast please. [Bacon sarny and a cup of tea ]

Perfect morning for an hour's skating practice Where's chins? Ah I see you warmed him up ready for me SR
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