Unfortunately I had to close my dating agency for chickens. I was unable to make hens meet.

Evening Chin, & all

* Grabs remotes * its footie tonight

Pah! Eddy and I are already watching Emmerdale. *clunk*

But yer grubs in the bin !

Happy 100th Birthday. You are Spartacus!!!! ( Kirk ) not you ya numpty

Excellent episode.

I took the liberty of getting you a fish and chips dinner, with all the trimmings, pickles, scampi, mushy peas and so on. Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot. So delicious.

Where's Sleeps? ... Chin and I are waiting to be served. A stella please old bean and hurry up.

Are you mad???!!


Oh well done Eddy! Yes it was a good episode.

He's gorn mad!

😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
*runs aff screaming*

Ooops, presents, for my friends in America.

*tannoy crackles into life*

"Here is the Shipping Forecast for 10/12/16 UK inland waters...Tyne - moderate south westerly, 4 or 5, visibility good....Dogger - easing, occasionally 5 or 6, showers, visibility poor...Humber - severe gales.. south south westerly 4, rain at times... Trafalgar - winds easing, occasional fog, visibility restricted, steady as she goes Fitzroy - moderate becoming rough, 4 or 5, steadily deteriorating & cyclonic at times...Lundy - southeast veering north, easing, rain at times, good...Fastnet - avoid em' rocks me hearties!!...

*Tannoy fades & dies.....*

* Opens pub *

Morning Chin, & all

Why are you saying morning to chinny? He isn't here yet......weirdo!

*has a wee practise on the rink*

Errrrrrrr you weren't! You were cleaning the cellar all afternoon & a grand job you've made of it too.

Thanks, I thought I'd try to copy your style.

*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Crook to settle*

*polishes chinny's skates for later*

Cooooooooooeeeeeeee! Morning peeps! I've been behind the plant pot all the time! Stoooooooooooooooopid! 🙄

He's been all over the threads for the last 30 minutes before I posted that, ya numpty

Morning Sr

You'd better empty that, it's overflowing........then you can get yer skates on & partner me on the ice!

Unlike you I don't follow other FM's about to see where & what they're posting! ROLLEYES

When I clicked into chatter the first 3 threads had his name on them, just like when anyone goes into GD, they see yer own name @ the top of the page ??? do keep up ya numpty

Yeah. Do keep up ya numpty! 🙄

...........yet you could tell how long he'd been posting.........
I don't actually care who posts where or when..........

Ok Polly parrot! ROLLEYES

Good morning everyone.

It's still bloomimg dark out there. All this changing the clocks nonsense is so inconvenient. Oh well, I'm not one to complain.

Tea please with a full traditional breakfast and an extra round of brown bread toast (lightly buttered) and a double portion of maramalade on the side.

Hurry up.

Morning McScots,chin,eddy and all

I'll have the same as eddy...cor , sounds right nommie and large mug of coffee plez......ta very muchly

Hi there hooter. Good morning.

Morning Eddy

Stop being so selfish! If the clocks didn't change us up here in Scotia we would be in almost total darkness for 6 months! Typical selfish Englisher!

*slam clatter clunk* Don't tell me to hurry up.....rude person!

Morning hoots *clatter clunk clunk*

Morning eddy

Tis raining outside, so doubt I'll be able to plant me reduced to get rid of tulips wot I purchased for a very low price yesterday. Oh well, guess another day in the packet won't harm em.

Fancy another coffee?

I'm not English so I'm not being selfish. I'm Greek, so I'm being reasonable.

I think we should have different time zones in the UK. It would solve the situation.


I love tulips. Good luck with planting them

Morning all peeps and budding Olympians! A skater's breakfast please. [Bacon sarny and a cup of tea ]

Perfect morning for an hour's skating practice Where's chins? Ah I see you warmed him up ready for me SR