Morning

Some fantastic cloud formation here, blue skies.

*gets out artist's easel*

Afternoon all * Clunk *

Business was very slow this morning, gave up just after lunch..... I'm not working tomorrow till 10.30, so I can have a bit of a lie-in.

Evening peeps *clunks & clatters*

Hi there Chin, good evening everyone.

A mulled wine please and whatever you're having. I've got the mince pies.

Already out for you. Ta very muchly Eddy!

Morning peeps

Morning Chin my auld bean, & all

Morning Sleeps *clunk*

Did you wet the bed?

Morning chinnypoo *clunk*

*grabs chinny for a skate around the ice* Stop whinging, you enjoy it really & you need all the practise you can get!

Morning Joe *clunk*

*Runs clunking to the hills*

Yer living in Englandshire so you adopt their customs. You being reasonable......hah, that'll be the day!
I think there should be a wall built & passport control adopted at the border.......isn't gonna happen tho!

Stop being silly........*grabs hold of chinny & drags him round the ice* Move yer feet ya eejit, you can't expect just to be pulled around the ice!

Good morning everyone.

It's a lovely sunny morning here, 7c already and not a sign of yesterday's non-stop blooming rain.

Tea please. Scrambled eggs and smoked salmon on lightly buttered brown bread toast. You'll find me in the snug reading the Sunday newspapers and having a pedicure.

Morning Eddy

It's still pretty dark here so it could be raining a plague of locusts for all I'd know!


There will be no pedicures in the snug or anywhere else on the premises! Feet are vile, so take them off my premises immediately!
There's more than you who use the snug! They don't want your toenail clippings or corns lying on the carpet! Disgusting cretin!

Good morning all peeps! FEET ARE VILE! VILE! No feet are to be got out in the pub or anywhere near it Unless covered in socks and put quickly into ice skates.

Two coffees please and two croissants.....but first a quick spin on the ice. Is chins limbered up and ready?

Morning twass.......exactly my sentiments, they're disgusting things!

*clunk clunk clatter clatter* He's buggered off, I hauled him around the ice earlier........to say he didn't participate is an understatement!

*pins notice on snug door*
The snug is closed for the foreseeable future, due to contamination!
Fumigators cannot be employed until late tomorrow!

I've never liked feet. Feet need encasing at all times. Orrible things! I will never forget the time I went to visit my poor old mum and she suddenly, without any warning, took her slipper and sock off and thrust her foot at me. I very nearly hurled. She wanted me to cut her toenails. I actually couldn't and took her to the chiropodist!!!! I really don't do feet at all I still feel a bit queasy at the thought and I loved her to bits....just not her feet

The only feet that are nice are babies wee chubby feet.............adult feet URGHHHHHHH!
I don't get these weirdos who would willingly suck a toe *shudders* WTF is wrong with some people!

Can't say I blame you!

Babies feet are OK. But even my granddaughters aged six and eight have verrucas and cheesy feet ACK!

I'm glad I'm not the only one

Evening peeps

Evening Chin, & all Well Chinny whos camp you in tonight on X/F ? I'm going fer Mrs O's camp

Evening all peeps, chins, and Sleeps! Is that joke act rapper woman still in the running?

I'm batting for the other team Sleeps *clunk*

She well gorn! *clunk*

Thank goodness chinnock! *slurp* Get yer skates on you've pulled