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Old 13-12-2016, 07:07
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Old 13-12-2016, 07:14
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Old 13-12-2016, 07:16
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Old 13-12-2016, 07:20
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*drags equipment into Snug*

*sets up padded roll mats in preparation for Karate/Tae Kwon Do Class pupils*

*pins sign on Snug*

"Enrolment Day - Get fit & be able to defend oneself in 10 easy steps.
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Old 13-12-2016, 07:28
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Morning all peepsicles....... *eyes snug*.......oh if ever a venture was doomed to disaster

Large tea please and a bacon and egg roll. CHINNOCK!!!!! Time for skating practice, even if I have to go to the hills and drag you here by the elastic of your undercrackers!!!!
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Old 13-12-2016, 07:28
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*drags equipment into Snug*

*sets up padded roll mats in preparation for Karate/Tae Kwon Do Class pupils*

*pins sign on Snug*

"Enrolment Day - Get fit & be able to defend oneself in 10 easy steps.
Sign up with bob today"

*Signs up*
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Old 13-12-2016, 07:30
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Good man, I'll get your B💰NK details later, for the subscription you understand.

Now - "take the pebble from my hand.. Grasshopper"
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Old 13-12-2016, 07:31
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Too late mate. Get those sparkly troosers on NOW! *brandishes rolling pin in threatening manner*
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Old 13-12-2016, 07:48
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*Runs screaming to self defence class*
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Old 13-12-2016, 08:02
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Cooooo, them skating trews are right bobby dazzlers...you is gonna look great in them and all you need extra is a few of them glow sticks strategically placed here and there ........you'll light up the room. Envies much!

Right been awake since 4am, so a lovely mug of coffee and two slices of toast would be cracking......ta and fanks
Morning hoots *clunk clatter* Did you wet the bed?
Morning bob *clunk*
That's the most sensible thing you've said all morning.
*drags equipment into Snug*

*sets up padded roll mats in preparation for Karate/Tae Kwon Do Class pupils*

*pins sign on Snug*

"Enrolment Day - Get fit & be able to defend oneself in 10 easy steps.
Sign up with bob today"

*lobs all of bob's junk out of the window into a skip* Sling yer hook, there'll be no business ventures for you or anyone else on the pub premises!
Morning all peepsicles....... *eyes snug*.......oh if ever a venture was doomed to disaster

Large tea please and a bacon and egg roll. CHINNOCK!!!!! Time for skating practice, even if I have to go to the hills and drag you here by the elastic of your undercrackers!!!!
Morning twass. *clunk clatter*

Yup, get him sorted!
*tears up application form*

Too late mate. Get those sparkly troosers on NOW! *brandishes rolling pin in threatening manner*
*sniggers*
*Runs screaming to self defence class*
You'll need more than that when twass is on the rampage!
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Old 13-12-2016, 08:15
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Morning hoots *clunk clatter* Did you wet the bed?

Morning bob *clunk*

That's the most sensible thing you've said all morning.


*lobs all of bob's junk out of the window into a skip* Sling yer hook, there'll be no business ventures for you or anyone else on the pub premises!

Morning twass. *clunk clatter*

Yup, get him sorted!

*tears up application form*


*sniggers*

You'll need more than that when twass is on the rampage!

You must address me as 'Sensei' now, it is how one trained in the mystical arts of The East is known.
I sense the power of Dragon is strong within.

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Old 13-12-2016, 08:19
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*shoves chin onto the ice ignoring the fake sensei* You're going nowhere until forty minutes practice has been done! *chases chin round the rink at 40mph*
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Old 13-12-2016, 08:23
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You must address me as 'Sensei' now, it is how one trained in the mystical arts of The East is known.
I sense the power of Dragon is strong within.


*grabs bob by the throat & squeeeeeezes* listen mister, this is my pub & I'm the only person who will profit from any enterprises! Bugger off & get all that broken equipment removed from my garden or you'll be charged storage!
*shoves chin onto the ice ignoring the fake sensei* You're going nowhere until forty minutes practice has been done! *chases chin round the rink at 40mph*
He can move really fast when he puts his mind to it!
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Old 13-12-2016, 08:28
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You must address me as 'Sensei' now, it is how one trained in the mystical arts of The East is known.
I sense the power of Dragon is strong within.

*bows* Sensei, it is said "If you try to change it you will ruin it. Try to hold it and you will lose it." I understand the first part but how does the second part work with bacon sandwiches? *bows*
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Old 13-12-2016, 09:50
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*bows* Sensei, it is said "If you try to change it you will ruin it. Try to hold it and you will lose it." I understand the first part but how does the second part work with bacon sandwiches? *bows*
Willpower would be key in that situation

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Old 13-12-2016, 11:12
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Good morning you lot.

I can't stop I'm afraid.

*Calls Gorbals and Parton, ushers them into the back of a van, proceeds to local school.*

*Collects fee from head teacher. Reminds Parton to step towards the baby Jesus' crib when the angel appears on stage and then to exit stage left when the 3 kings arrive.*

Just 3 more nativities and then you'll be paid .
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Old 13-12-2016, 11:48
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Good morning you lot.

I can't stop I'm afraid.

*Calls Gorbals and Parton, ushers them into the back of a van, proceeds to local school.*

*Collects fee from head teacher. Reminds Parton to step towards the baby Jesus' crib when the angel appears on stage and then to exit stage left when the 3 kings arrive.*

Just 3 more nativities and then you'll be paid .
Oh well done Eddy. Such enterprise. I am sure Sr will be delighted. Have one for the road.
*clunk*
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Old 13-12-2016, 11:48
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Morning peeps *clunks & clatters*
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Old 13-12-2016, 11:51
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Oh well done Eddy. Such enterprise. I am sure Sr will be delighted. Have one for the road.
*clunk*
Hi there Chin and thank you.

And of course there will be the usual brown envelop for your assistance.
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Old 13-12-2016, 12:28
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Morning peeps *clunks & clatters*
Where were you?
You missed Karate Class earlier
You could become a 'Zen Master' in no time Glasshopper

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Old 13-12-2016, 12:29
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Good morning you lot.

I can't stop I'm afraid.

*Calls Gorbals and Parton, ushers them into the back of a van, proceeds to local school.*

*Collects fee from head teacher. Reminds Parton to step towards the baby Jesus' crib when the angel appears on stage and then to exit stage left when the 3 kings arrive.*

Just 3 more nativities and then you'll be paid .

Love it Edward,
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Old 13-12-2016, 14:47
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Good morning all peeps! FEET ARE VILE! VILE! No feet are to be got out in the pub or anywhere near it Unless covered in socks and put quickly into ice skates.

Two coffees please and two croissants.....but first a quick spin on the ice. Is chins limbered up and ready?
Morning twass.......exactly my sentiments, they're disgusting things!

*clunk clunk clatter clatter* He's buggered off, I hauled him around the ice earlier........to say he didn't participate is an understatement!

*pins notice on snug door*

The snug is closed for the foreseeable future, due to contamination!
Fumigators cannot be employed until late tomorrow!
People like my feet and I don’t mind them. They’re not in the slightest bit cheesy.


IAnd my feet have always been out in this pub).
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Old 13-12-2016, 15:20
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People like my feet and I don’t mind them. They’re not in the slightest bit cheesy.


IAnd my feet have always been out in this pub).
*runs screaming to the hills*
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Old 13-12-2016, 17:42
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*runs screaming to the hills*
Hmmmm sure I’ve someone else do that.
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Old 13-12-2016, 17:45
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Hmmmm sure I’ve someone else do that.

Put those smelly feet away!!!!!
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