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*drags equipment into Snug*
*sets up padded roll mats in preparation for Karate/Tae Kwon Do Class pupils* *pins sign on Snug* "Enrolment Day - Get fit & be able to defend oneself in 10 easy steps. Sign up with bob today"
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Morning all peepsicles....... *eyes snug*.......oh if ever a venture was doomed to disaster
![]() ![]() Large tea please and a bacon and egg roll. CHINNOCK!!!!! Time for skating practice, even if I have to go to the hills and drag you here by the elastic of your undercrackers!!!! |
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*drags equipment into Snug*
*sets up padded roll mats in preparation for Karate/Tae Kwon Do Class pupils* *pins sign on Snug* "Enrolment Day - Get fit & be able to defend oneself in 10 easy steps. Sign up with bob today" ![]() |
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*Signs up*
Now - "take the pebble from my hand.. Grasshopper"
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*Runs screaming to self defence class*
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Cooooo, them skating trews are right bobby dazzlers...you is gonna look great in them and all you need extra is a few of them glow sticks strategically placed here and there ........you'll light up the room. Envies much!
![]() Right been awake since 4am, so a lovely mug of coffee and two slices of toast would be cracking......ta and fanks ![]() Quote:
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*drags equipment into Snug*
*sets up padded roll mats in preparation for Karate/Tae Kwon Do Class pupils* *pins sign on Snug* "Enrolment Day - Get fit & be able to defend oneself in 10 easy steps. Sign up with bob today" ![]() ![]() *lobs all of bob's junk out of the window into a skip* Sling yer hook, there'll be no business ventures for you or anyone else on the pub premises! Quote:
Morning all peepsicles....... *eyes snug*.......oh if ever a venture was doomed to disaster
Large tea please and a bacon and egg roll. CHINNOCK!!!!! Time for skating practice, even if I have to go to the hills and drag you here by the elastic of your undercrackers!!!! Yup, get him sorted! Quote:
*Signs up*
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Too late mate. Get those sparkly troosers on NOW! *brandishes rolling pin in threatening manner*
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*Runs screaming to self defence class*
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Morning hoots *clunk clatter* Did you wet the bed?
![]() Morning bob *clunk* ![]() That's the most sensible thing you've said all morning. ![]() ![]() ![]() *lobs all of bob's junk out of the window into a skip* Sling yer hook, there'll be no business ventures for you or anyone else on the pub premises! Morning twass. *clunk clatter* Yup, get him sorted! *tears up application form* ![]() *sniggers* ![]() You'll need more than that when twass is on the rampage! ![]() You must address me as 'Sensei' now, it is how one trained in the mystical arts of The East is known. I sense the power of Dragon is strong within.
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*shoves chin onto the ice ignoring the fake sensei* You're going nowhere until forty minutes practice has been done! *chases chin round the rink at 40mph*
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You must address me as 'Sensei' now, it is how one trained in the mystical arts of The East is known.
I sense the power of Dragon is strong within. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *grabs bob by the throat & squeeeeeezes* listen mister, this is my pub & I'm the only person who will profit from any enterprises! Bugger off & get all that broken equipment removed from my garden or you'll be charged storage! Quote:
*shoves chin onto the ice ignoring the fake sensei* You're going nowhere until forty minutes practice has been done! *chases chin round the rink at 40mph*
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You must address me as 'Sensei' now, it is how one trained in the mystical arts of The East is known.
I sense the power of Dragon is strong within. ![]() |
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*bows* Sensei, it is said "If you try to change it you will ruin it. Try to hold it and you will lose it." I understand the first part but how does the second part work with bacon sandwiches? *bows*
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Good morning you lot.
![]() I can't stop I'm afraid. ![]() *Calls Gorbals and Parton, ushers them into the back of a van, proceeds to local school.* ![]() *Collects fee from head teacher. Reminds Parton to step towards the baby Jesus' crib when the angel appears on stage and then to exit stage left when the 3 kings arrive.* ![]() Just 3 more nativities and then you'll be paid .
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Good morning you lot.
![]() I can't stop I'm afraid. ![]() *Calls Gorbals and Parton, ushers them into the back of a van, proceeds to local school.* ![]() *Collects fee from head teacher. Reminds Parton to step towards the baby Jesus' crib when the angel appears on stage and then to exit stage left when the 3 kings arrive.* ![]() Just 3 more nativities and then you'll be paid . ![]() ![]() *clunk* |
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Morning peeps
*clunks & clatters*
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Oh well done Eddy. Such enterprise. I am sure Sr will be delighted. Have one for the road.
![]() *clunk* ![]() And of course there will be the usual brown envelop for your assistance.
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Morning peeps
*clunks & clatters*You missed Karate Class earlier ![]() You could become a 'Zen Master' in no time Glasshopper ![]() *bows* |
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Good morning you lot.
![]() I can't stop I'm afraid. ![]() *Calls Gorbals and Parton, ushers them into the back of a van, proceeds to local school.* ![]() *Collects fee from head teacher. Reminds Parton to step towards the baby Jesus' crib when the angel appears on stage and then to exit stage left when the 3 kings arrive.* ![]() Just 3 more nativities and then you'll be paid . ![]() Love it Edward,
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Good morning all peeps! FEET ARE VILE! VILE! No feet are to be got out in the pub or anywhere near it
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Morning twass.......exactly my sentiments, they're disgusting things!
![]() ![]() *clunk clunk clatter clatter* He's buggered off, I hauled him around the ice earlier........to say he didn't participate is an understatement! ![]() *pins notice on snug door* The snug is closed for the foreseeable future, due to contamination! Fumigators cannot be employed until late tomorrow! IAnd my feet have always been out in this pub). |
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People like my feet and I don’t mind them. They’re not in the slightest bit cheesy.
IAnd my feet have always been out in this pub). ![]() ![]() ![]() *runs screaming to the hills*
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Hmmmm sure I’ve someone else do that.
![]() ![]() ![]() Put those smelly feet away!!!!!
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