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The Pub (Part 48)
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twassington
13-12-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ Put those smelly feet away!!!!!”

Oh well said chins.....I can't abide feet

Evening all peeps. Double Captain Morgan's on the rocks with a wee shot of coke please.

I hope you are limbered up ready for evening ice practice chinbob!
chinchin
13-12-2016
Meh I is a black belt now!

*clunk, sploosh*
twassington
13-12-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Meh I is a black belt now!

*clunk, sploosh* ”

Ta muchly old bean. I don't care what colour it is, get yer skates on NOW!
chinchin
13-12-2016
*Runs screaming to the twassock proof snug to watch Emmerdale with Eddy*
EddyBee
13-12-2016
Good evening everyone.

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Runs screaming to the twassock proof snug to watch Emmerdale with Eddy*”

Welcome, the curry take away has arrived, with all the trimmings. And there's 4 free stellas.

Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot.
chinchin
13-12-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.



Welcome, the curry take away has arrived, with all the trimmings. And there's 4 free stellas.

Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot. ”

Oh well done that man!! *Tucks in heartily*
twassington
13-12-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Runs screaming to the twassock proof snug to watch Emmerdale with Eddy*”

Harrrrrrumph!!
Gemo52
13-12-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ Put those smelly feet away!!!!!”

They’re not smelly and they’re specially not smell ’cos I’m just out of the bath.
Scots rool
14-12-2016
*opens pub* Morning all
Scots rool
14-12-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“*bows* Sensei, it is said "If you try to change it you will ruin it. Try to hold it and you will lose it." I understand the first part but how does the second part work with bacon sandwiches? *bows*”

Don't encourage him, he's a lunatic who has forgotten to take his meds!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning you lot.

I can't stop I'm afraid.

*Calls Gorbals and Parton, ushers them into the back of a van, proceeds to local school.*

*Collects fee from head teacher. Reminds Parton to step towards the baby Jesus' crib when the angel appears on stage and then to exit stage left when the 3 kings arrive.*

Just 3 more nativities and then you'll be paid .”


How very dare you! You have left Parton traumatised & Gorbals isn't too happy either. You do NOT have the right to remove these animals from the pub, nor will you profit from animal abuse!
*telephones school* Yes, I'm very sorry the animals will not be turning up for the other nativities. No, no, I insist you put the fee in to the school funds.
*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Crook to settle*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Oh well done Eddy. Such enterprise. I am sure Sr will be delighted. Have one for the road.
*clunk*”

You're as deranged as Eddy the crook is!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi there Chin and thank you.

And of course there will be the usual brown envelop for your assistance.”

No there won't!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“People like my feet and I don’t mind them. They’re not in the slightest bit cheesy.


IAnd my feet have always been out in this pub).”

Your friends must all be weirdos if they actually comment on yer feet! Why on earth would they?
I don't think anyone said your feet were cheesy. They're just horrible like all adults feet!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Meh I is a black belt now!

*clunk, sploosh*”

*THUMP* You now have a black eye!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.



Welcome, the curry take away has arrived, with all the trimmings. And there's 4 free stellas.

Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot.”


*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the crook to settle*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Oh well done that man!! *Tucks in heartily*”

*deducts chinny's wages accordingly*
twassington
14-12-2016
Morning all peeps! Large tea and beans on toast please. Need to fuel an hour's skating practice. Now where's chins hiding????
Scots rool
14-12-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all peeps! Large tea and beans on toast please. Need to fuel an hour's skating practice. Now where's chins hiding????”

Morning twass..........I was asking that very same question myself! Lazy wee toad! *clatter clunk*
twassington
14-12-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning twass..........I was asking that very same question myself! Lazy wee toad! *clatter clunk* ”

Ta muchly. *slurrrp, munch*

Well, I'll just warm up and do some spins while we wait for him to crawl out of the woodwork
Scots rool
14-12-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta muchly. *slurrrp, munch*

Well, I'll just warm up and do some spins while we wait for him to crawl out of the woodwork ”

You might be waiting a while!
farmer bob
14-12-2016
*leads an orderly single file of robed Martial Arts students into Snug*

Ok folks, today we'll start with some relaxing Tai chi in order to help us focus on the challenges ahead. Then we'll try some "death holds" & finally the nunchucks

*turns on Tannoy which plays classic Oriental music*
planets
16-12-2016
that was the longest t'ai chi class i've ever done i'm exhausted and totally dehydrated.
Pint of water please and a large prosecco and a mince pie thanks
EddyBee
16-12-2016
Good evening everyone.

We're back and it's my birthday.

The drinks are on me ... one drink each, maximum spend £1.00p each.
planets
16-12-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.

We're back and it's my birthday.

The drinks are on me ... one drink each, maximum spend £1.00p each. ”

Happy Birthday Eddy!

£1 eh? then half of a bitter lemon please
twassington
16-12-2016
Evening all peeps! And happy birthday Eddy. However much G&T £1 gets you please.....*holds thimble out*
farmer bob
16-12-2016
*leads Martial arts class to safety*

*Collapses*







Happy birthday Edward
EddyBee
16-12-2016
Thanks everyone.

I forgot to say that there are half a dozen bottles of the finest champagne on ice in the snug. Help yourselves.
planets
16-12-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Thanks everyone.

I forgot to say that there are half a dozen bottles of the finest champagne on ice in the snug. Help yourselves. ”

*settles in snug with a straw*
EddyBee
16-12-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“*settles in snug with a straw*”

SR has just messaged me insisting that we charge an Indian take away meal on her account. She's so nice.

*Phones for take away, orders loads and loads more.*
chinchin
16-12-2016
I am disoriented, where are the changes??????!!!!
Summat's gorn badly wrong!!!!!!!
chinchin
16-12-2016
Happy Birthday Eddy! *clunks and clatters on the house*

I think somethings not right.
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