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Old 13-12-2016, 18:05
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Put those smelly feet away!!!!!
Oh well said chins.....I can't abide feet

Evening all peeps. Double Captain Morgan's on the rocks with a wee shot of coke please.

I hope you are limbered up ready for evening ice practice chinbob!
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Old 13-12-2016, 18:11
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Meh I is a black belt now!

*clunk, sploosh*
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Old 13-12-2016, 18:55
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Meh I is a black belt now!

*clunk, sploosh*
Ta muchly old bean. I don't care what colour it is, get yer skates on NOW!
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Old 13-12-2016, 19:01
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*Runs screaming to the twassock proof snug to watch Emmerdale with Eddy*
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Old 13-12-2016, 19:06
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Good evening everyone.

*Runs screaming to the twassock proof snug to watch Emmerdale with Eddy*
Welcome, the curry take away has arrived, with all the trimmings. And there's 4 free stellas.

Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot.
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Old 13-12-2016, 19:07
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Good evening everyone.



Welcome, the curry take away has arrived, with all the trimmings. And there's 4 free stellas.

Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot.
Oh well done that man!! *Tucks in heartily*
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Old 13-12-2016, 19:21
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*Runs screaming to the twassock proof snug to watch Emmerdale with Eddy*
Harrrrrrumph!!
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Old 13-12-2016, 19:24
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Put those smelly feet away!!!!!
They’re not smelly and they’re specially not smell ’cos I’m just out of the bath.
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Old 14-12-2016, 05:47
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 14-12-2016, 06:01
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*bows* Sensei, it is said "If you try to change it you will ruin it. Try to hold it and you will lose it." I understand the first part but how does the second part work with bacon sandwiches? *bows*
Don't encourage him, he's a lunatic who has forgotten to take his meds!
Good morning you lot.

I can't stop I'm afraid.

*Calls Gorbals and Parton, ushers them into the back of a van, proceeds to local school.*

*Collects fee from head teacher. Reminds Parton to step towards the baby Jesus' crib when the angel appears on stage and then to exit stage left when the 3 kings arrive.*

Just 3 more nativities and then you'll be paid .

How very dare you! You have left Parton traumatised & Gorbals isn't too happy either. You do NOT have the right to remove these animals from the pub, nor will you profit from animal abuse!
*telephones school* Yes, I'm very sorry the animals will not be turning up for the other nativities. No, no, I insist you put the fee in to the school funds.
*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Crook to settle*
Oh well done Eddy. Such enterprise. I am sure Sr will be delighted. Have one for the road.
*clunk*
You're as deranged as Eddy the crook is!
Hi there Chin and thank you.

And of course there will be the usual brown envelop for your assistance.
No there won't!
People like my feet and I don’t mind them. They’re not in the slightest bit cheesy.


IAnd my feet have always been out in this pub).
Your friends must all be weirdos if they actually comment on yer feet! Why on earth would they?
I don't think anyone said your feet were cheesy. They're just horrible like all adults feet!
Meh I is a black belt now!

*clunk, sploosh*
*THUMP* You now have a black eye!
Good evening everyone.



Welcome, the curry take away has arrived, with all the trimmings. And there's 4 free stellas.

Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot.

*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the crook to settle*
Oh well done that man!! *Tucks in heartily*
*deducts chinny's wages accordingly*
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Old 14-12-2016, 07:17
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Morning all peeps! Large tea and beans on toast please. Need to fuel an hour's skating practice. Now where's chins hiding????
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Old 14-12-2016, 07:55
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Morning all peeps! Large tea and beans on toast please. Need to fuel an hour's skating practice. Now where's chins hiding????
Morning twass..........I was asking that very same question myself! Lazy wee toad! *clatter clunk*
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Old 14-12-2016, 07:59
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Morning twass..........I was asking that very same question myself! Lazy wee toad! *clatter clunk*
Ta muchly. *slurrrp, munch*

Well, I'll just warm up and do some spins while we wait for him to crawl out of the woodwork
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Old 14-12-2016, 08:16
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Ta muchly. *slurrrp, munch*

Well, I'll just warm up and do some spins while we wait for him to crawl out of the woodwork
You might be waiting a while!
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Old 14-12-2016, 08:53
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*leads an orderly single file of robed Martial Arts students into Snug*

Ok folks, today we'll start with some relaxing Tai chi in order to help us focus on the challenges ahead. Then we'll try some "death holds" & finally the nunchucks

*turns on Tannoy which plays classic Oriental music*
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Old 16-12-2016, 16:55
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that was the longest t'ai chi class i've ever done i'm exhausted and totally dehydrated.
Pint of water please and a large prosecco and a mince pie thanks
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Old 16-12-2016, 17:04
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Good evening everyone.

We're back and it's my birthday.

The drinks are on me ... one drink each, maximum spend £1.00p each.
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Old 16-12-2016, 17:07
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Good evening everyone.

We're back and it's my birthday.

The drinks are on me ... one drink each, maximum spend £1.00p each.
Happy Birthday Eddy!

£1 eh? then half of a bitter lemon please
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Old 16-12-2016, 17:17
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Evening all peeps! And happy birthday Eddy. However much G&T £1 gets you please.....*holds thimble out*
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Old 16-12-2016, 17:17
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*leads Martial arts class to safety*

*Collapses*







Happy birthday Edward
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Old 16-12-2016, 17:25
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Thanks everyone.

I forgot to say that there are half a dozen bottles of the finest champagne on ice in the snug. Help yourselves.
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Old 16-12-2016, 17:26
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Thanks everyone.

I forgot to say that there are half a dozen bottles of the finest champagne on ice in the snug. Help yourselves.
*settles in snug with a straw*
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Old 16-12-2016, 17:32
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*settles in snug with a straw*
SR has just messaged me insisting that we charge an Indian take away meal on her account. She's so nice.

*Phones for take away, orders loads and loads more.*
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Old 16-12-2016, 17:34
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I am disoriented, where are the changes??????!!!!
Summat's gorn badly wrong!!!!!!!
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Old 16-12-2016, 17:35
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Happy Birthday Eddy! *clunks and clatters on the house*

I think somethings not right.
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