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![]() ![]() ![]() Put those smelly feet away!!!!!![]() ![]() Evening all peeps. Double Captain Morgan's on the rocks with a wee shot of coke please. I hope you are limbered up ready for evening ice practice chinbob! |
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#10102 |
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Meh I is a black belt now!
![]() *clunk, sploosh*
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Meh I is a black belt now!
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![]() *Runs screaming to the twassock proof snug to watch Emmerdale with Eddy*
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Good evening everyone. ![]() Quote:
![]() *Runs screaming to the twassock proof snug to watch Emmerdale with Eddy*![]() Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot.
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Good evening everyone.
![]() Welcome, the curry take away has arrived, with all the trimmings. And there's 4 free stellas. ![]() Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot. ![]() ![]()
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![]() *Runs screaming to the twassock proof snug to watch Emmerdale with Eddy*![]() ![]()
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![]() ![]() ![]() Put those smelly feet away!!!!! |
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#10109 |
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*opens pub* Morning all
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#10110 |
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*bows* Sensei, it is said "If you try to change it you will ruin it. Try to hold it and you will lose it." I understand the first part but how does the second part work with bacon sandwiches? *bows*
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Good morning you lot.
![]() I can't stop I'm afraid. *Calls Gorbals and Parton, ushers them into the back of a van, proceeds to local school.* *Collects fee from head teacher. Reminds Parton to step towards the baby Jesus' crib when the angel appears on stage and then to exit stage left when the 3 kings arrive.* Just 3 more nativities and then you'll be paid . ![]() ![]() ![]() How very dare you! You have left Parton traumatised & Gorbals isn't too happy either. You do NOT have the right to remove these animals from the pub, nor will you profit from animal abuse! *telephones school* Yes, I'm very sorry the animals will not be turning up for the other nativities. No, no, I insist you put the fee in to the school funds. *prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Crook to settle* Quote:
Oh well done Eddy. Such enterprise. I am sure Sr will be delighted. Have one for the road.
*clunk* You're as deranged as Eddy the crook is! Quote:
Hi there Chin and thank you.
![]() And of course there will be the usual brown envelop for your assistance. No there won't! Quote:
People like my feet and I dont mind them. Theyre not in the slightest bit cheesy.
IAnd my feet have always been out in this pub). I don't think anyone said your feet were cheesy. They're just horrible like all adults feet! ![]() Quote:
Meh I is a black belt now!
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Good evening everyone.
Welcome, the curry take away has arrived, with all the trimmings. And there's 4 free stellas. Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot. ![]() *prepares hefty bill for Eddy the crook to settle* Quote:
Oh well done that man!! *Tucks in heartily*
*deducts chinny's wages accordingly*
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Morning all peeps! Large tea and beans on toast please. Need to fuel an hour's skating practice. Now where's chins hiding????
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Morning all peeps! Large tea and beans on toast please. Need to fuel an hour's skating practice. Now where's chins hiding????
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Morning twass..........I was asking that very same question myself! Lazy wee toad! *clatter clunk*
![]() Well, I'll just warm up and do some spins while we wait for him to crawl out of the woodwork ![]()
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Ta muchly. *slurrrp, munch*
Well, I'll just warm up and do some spins while we wait for him to crawl out of the woodwork ![]() ![]() |
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*leads an orderly single file of robed Martial Arts students into Snug*
Ok folks, today we'll start with some relaxing Tai chi in order to help us focus on the challenges ahead. Then we'll try some "death holds" & finally the nunchucks ![]() *turns on Tannoy which plays classic Oriental music* |
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that was the longest t'ai chi class i've ever done i'm exhausted and totally dehydrated.
Pint of water please and a large prosecco and a mince pie thanks |
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Good evening everyone.
![]() We're back and it's my birthday. ![]() The drinks are on me ... one drink each, maximum spend £1.00p each.
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Good evening everyone.
![]() We're back and it's my birthday. ![]() The drinks are on me ... one drink each, maximum spend £1.00p each. ![]() £1 eh? then half of a bitter lemon please
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Evening all peeps! And happy birthday Eddy. However much G&T £1 gets you please.....*holds thimble out*
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*leads Martial arts class to safety*
*Collapses* Happy birthday Edward
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Thanks everyone.
![]() I forgot to say that there are half a dozen bottles of the finest champagne on ice in the snug. Help yourselves.
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Thanks everyone.
![]() I forgot to say that there are half a dozen bottles of the finest champagne on ice in the snug. Help yourselves. ![]() |
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*settles in snug with a straw*
![]() *Phones for take away, orders loads and loads more.*
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I am disoriented, where are the changes??????!!!!
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Summat's gorn badly wrong!!!!!!! ![]() ![]()
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Happy Birthday Eddy!
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *clunks and clatters on the house* I think somethings not right.
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