Originally Posted by planets:
“*bows* Sensei, it is said "If you try to change it you will ruin it. Try to hold it and you will lose it." I understand the first part but how does the second part work with bacon sandwiches? *bows*”
Don't encourage him, he's a lunatic who has forgotten to take his meds!
Originally Posted by
EddyBee:
“Good morning you lot. 
I can't stop I'm afraid.
*Calls Gorbals and Parton, ushers them into the back of a van, proceeds to local school.*
*Collects fee from head teacher. Reminds Parton to step towards the baby Jesus' crib when the angel appears on stage and then to exit stage left when the 3 kings arrive.*
Just 3 more nativities and then you'll be paid .”
How very dare you! You have left Parton traumatised & Gorbals isn't too happy either. You do
NOT have the right to remove these animals from the pub, nor will you profit from animal abuse!
*telephones school* Yes, I'm very sorry the animals will not be turning up for the other nativities. No, no, I insist you put the fee in to the school funds.
*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Crook to settle*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Oh well done Eddy. Such enterprise. I am sure Sr will be delighted. Have one for the road.
*clunk*”
You're as deranged as Eddy the crook is!
Originally Posted by
EddyBee:
“Hi there Chin and thank you. 
And of course there will be the usual brown envelop for your assistance.”
No there won't!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“People like my feet and I don’t mind them. They’re not in the slightest bit cheesy.
IAnd my feet have always been out in this pub).”
Your friends must all be weirdos if they actually comment on yer feet! Why on earth would they?
I don't think anyone said your feet were cheesy. They're just horrible like all adults feet!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Meh I is a black belt now!
*clunk, sploosh*”
*THUMP* You now have a black eye!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.
Welcome, the curry take away has arrived, with all the trimmings. And there's 4 free stellas.
Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot.”
*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the crook to settle*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Oh well done that man!! *Tucks in heartily*”
*deducts chinny's wages accordingly*
