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Old 17-12-2016, 08:30
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*Finds cash on bar, takes it. That must be my birthday present*
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Old 17-12-2016, 08:33
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Sad news:

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Old 17-12-2016, 08:34
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Errrrrrrrr you need yer eyes testing! I'm already down here behind you! *cuffs Eddy round the lugs & kicks his lardy arse*
I think that knock on your head when you crash landed on the roof has left you even more confused and deluded than normal.

Watches SR punching and kicking the Pub chimney and wonders just how SR will get herself down from that roof.

*Finds cash on bar, takes it. That must be my birthday present*
Hi there Chin.

More tea please and whatever you are having.
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Old 17-12-2016, 08:34
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Morning all peepsicles!!!!! Good grief, there were some shenanigans in here last night while I was out having a REAL curry night with friends for a birthday do!

Lovely choice of festive choons SR! *joins SR and Eddy on the rink* Now, where's my Olympic skating partner got to? His toe loops need work

Large tea and......I'm still full of curry, naan and rice from last night
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Old 17-12-2016, 11:18
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Hi there twassington.

Lovely choice of festive choons SR! *joins SR and Eddy on the rink* Now, where's my Olympic skating partner got to? His toe loops need work

Large tea and......I'm still full of curry, naan and rice from last night
I'm afraid you have been banned from going on the ice rink. In fact everyone has been banned. It's for health and safety reasons.

You see SR's been stuck on the Pub roof and if she falls, anyone underneath would be squashed and suffer considerable inconvenience ... oooooops ... *many crash, bangs screams later* ... never mind, at least you provided SR with a relatively soft landing.

More tea please.
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Old 17-12-2016, 12:08
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Hi there twassington.



I'm afraid you have been banned from going on the ice rink. In fact everyone has been banned. It's for health and safety reasons.

You see SR's been stuck on the Pub roof and if she falls, anyone underneath would be squashed and suffer considerable inconvenience ... oooooops ... *many crash, bangs screams later* ... never mind, at least you provided SR with a relatively soft landing.

More tea please.
Actually, SR landed on the large inflatable snowman that was nestling in just the right place under the eaves of the pub....so she's unharmed and so am I, nice soft landing

*zooms round ice at enormous speed, nicking Eddy's Santa hat on the way past*
Enjoy the rest of your birthday shenanigans!!!
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Old 17-12-2016, 15:02
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Afternoon peeps *clunks and clatters*
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Old 17-12-2016, 15:10
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Good afternoon all.

Afternoon peeps *clunks and clatters*
You are invited to my private birthday party, taking place in the snug right now. A really nice group of exclusive types and relatives has gathered. There's a magician and full waiter service with all the food and drink provided by the local Hilton. (No pagans or SR types allowed.)
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Old 17-12-2016, 15:12
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Afternoon peeps *clunks and clatters*
What ho chinsenstein! Ta muchly.

Look at this lovely ice skating outfit!! You'll look sensational in it
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Old 17-12-2016, 15:26
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Good afternoon all.



You are invited to my private birthday party, taking place in the snug right now. A really nice group of exclusive types and relatives has gathered. There's a magician and full waiter service with all the food and drink provided by the local Hilton. (No pagans or SR types allowed.)
Ta very muchly Eddy. Don't mind if I do! *locks Snug door*;

What ho chinsenstein! Ta muchly.

Look at this lovely ice skating outfit!! You'll look sensational in it
*Shouts from Snug* You can't come in!
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Old 17-12-2016, 16:15
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Good afternoon all.



You are invited to my private birthday party, taking place in the snug right now. A really nice group of exclusive types and relatives has gathered. There's a magician and full waiter service with all the food and drink provided by the local Hilton. (No pagans or SR types allowed.)
*charms a huge plate of food and an enormous goblet of drink out of snug by magickal enchantment* Ta muchly Eddy
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Old 17-12-2016, 16:16
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Ta very muchly Eddy. Don't mind if I do! *locks Snug door*;



*Shouts from Snug* You can't come in!
*turns chins into a worm and makes him slither under snug door* Now I'm going to drop you in a bottle of Tequila! BWA HAA!
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Old 17-12-2016, 19:37
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*takes key from Edward & enters Snug, locks door*
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Old 17-12-2016, 19:56
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*takes key from Edward & enters Snug, locks door*
*clunk*

Welcome Bob. Now the party can really get starting. Tuck in, help yourself, it's all top quality stuff, nothings from the Pub kitchen or SR's watered down bar.
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Old 17-12-2016, 20:40
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*clunk*

Welcome Bob. Now the party can really get starting. Tuck in, help yourself, it's all top quality stuff, nothings from the Pub kitchen or SR's watered down bar.
Excellent.
Just in time for the Strictly finale.
Surely Danny shall prevail, outstanding dancer.
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Old 17-12-2016, 20:43
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*As the party comes to a gradual close with all the usual exchange of 'taras', kisses and promises to meet up soon ... the hoover is helpfully left out for SR to find in the morning together with a slice of birthday cake for plateage.*

Good night.
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Old 17-12-2016, 20:44
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*As the party comes to a gradual close with all the usual exchange of 'taras', kisses and promises to meet up soon ... the hoover is helpfully left out for SR to find in the morning together with a slice of birthday cake for plateage.*

Good night.
Splendid

*hoovers up any leftovers*
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Old 18-12-2016, 00:48
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Nite all
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Old 18-12-2016, 01:32
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*Wees in plant pot*
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Old 18-12-2016, 04:19
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Prezzie for twassock:

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Old 18-12-2016, 06:31
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Morning chinny, how's yer bum for lovebites?
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Old 18-12-2016, 06:47
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*Finds cash on bar, takes it. That must be my birthday present*
*sniggers as chinny pockets fake money*
Yet another casualty of 2016!
I think that knock on your head when you crash landed on the roof has left you even more confused and deluded than normal.

Watches SR punching and kicking the Pub chimney and wonders just how SR will get herself down from that roof.



Hi there Chin.

More tea please and whatever you are having.
Stooooooopid deluded eejit!
Hi there twassington.



I'm afraid you have been banned from going on the ice rink. In fact everyone has been banned. It's for health and safety reasons.

You see SR's been stuck on the Pub roof and if she falls, anyone underneath would be squashed and suffer considerable inconvenience ... oooooops ... *many crash, bangs screams later* ... never mind, at least you provided SR with a relatively soft landing.

More tea please.
Stop lying through yer teeth! ROLLEYES

Good afternoon all.



You are invited to my private birthday party, taking place in the snug right now. A really nice group of exclusive types and relatives has gathered. There's a magician and full waiter service with all the food and drink provided by the local Hilton. (No pagans or SR types allowed.)

*prepares ginormous bill for Eddy the Crook to settle*
How very dare you misuse the snug! You will pay handsomely for this!
Ta very muchly Eddy. Don't mind if I do! *locks Snug door*;



*Shouts from Snug* You can't come in!

As a member of staff YOU should be setting an example! How very dare you behave in this manner. *docks chinny's wages* You are seriously pushing yer luck mister!
*takes key from Edward & enters Snug, locks door*

Yer barred until I decide otherwise, & you can also pay what yer due to me!
*As the party comes to a gradual close with all the usual exchange of 'taras', kisses and promises to meet up soon ... the hoover is helpfully left out for SR to find in the morning together with a slice of birthday cake for plateage.*

Good night.

*pins up notice*
Any member of staff serving Eddy the Crook, or Bob the Bampot, will be instantly dismissed.
They both have very large bills to settle before they're served again!
*Wees in plant pot*
Dirty bugger!
Go & get that mess in the snug cleaned up! I don't know why I bothered getting the place decorated when you hooligans don't appreciate it anyway.........*rants on without pausing for breath*
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Old 18-12-2016, 07:56
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!
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Old 18-12-2016, 07:57
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Morning all parpsicles! A large brandy please and a cuppa tea. I need to recover from chin's idea of a present
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Old 18-12-2016, 08:07
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Good morning everyone.

Tea please and plenty of it.

[i] ... I don't know why I bothered getting the place decorated when you hooligans don't appreciate it anyway.........*rants on without pausing for breath*
Hello SR. I hope you are keeping as well as you look this morning.

It's because you very kindly redecorated the snug and made it so lovely that I agreed to have my private birthday party in it. I booked and paid in advance with a member of your staff and made certain that undesirable types were kept out.

I trust that clears up the issues and answers all your questions.
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