Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Finds cash on bar, takes it. That must be my birthday present*”
*sniggers as chinny pockets fake money*
Yet another casualty of 2016!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“I think that knock on your head when you crash landed on the roof has left you even more confused and deluded than normal.
Watches SR punching and kicking the Pub chimney and wonders just how SR will get herself down from that roof.
Hi there Chin.
More tea please and whatever you are having.”
Stooooooopid deluded eejit!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi there twassington.
I'm afraid you have been banned from going on the ice rink. In fact everyone has been banned. It's for health and safety reasons.
You see SR's been stuck on the Pub roof and if she falls, anyone underneath would be squashed and suffer considerable inconvenience ... oooooops ... *many crash, bangs screams later* ... never mind, at least you provided SR with a relatively soft landing.
More tea please.”
Stop lying through yer teeth!
ROLLEYES
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon all.
You are invited to my private birthday party, taking place in the snug right now. A really nice group of exclusive types and relatives has gathered. There's a magician and full waiter service with all the food and drink provided by the local Hilton. (No pagans or SR types allowed.)”

*prepares ginormous bill for Eddy the Crook to settle*
How very dare you misuse the snug! You will pay handsomely for this!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Ta very muchly Eddy. Don't mind if I do! *locks Snug door*;
*Shouts from Snug* You can't come in!”


As a member of staff
YOU should be setting an example! How very dare you behave in this manner.
*docks chinny's wages* You are seriously pushing yer luck mister!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*takes key from Edward & enters Snug, locks door*”

Yer barred until I decide otherwise, & you can also pay what yer due to me!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“*As the party comes to a gradual close with all the usual exchange of 'taras', kisses and promises to meet up soon ... the hoover is helpfully left out for SR to find in the morning together with a slice of birthday cake for plateage.*
Good night. ”

*pins up notice*
Any member of staff serving Eddy the Crook, or Bob the Bampot, will be instantly dismissed.
They both have very large bills to settle before they're served again!
Originally Posted by
chinchin:
“*Wees in plant pot*
”

Dirty bugger!
Go & get that mess in the snug cleaned up! I don't know why I bothered getting the place decorated when you hooligans don't appreciate it anyway.........*
rants on without pausing for breath*