Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone.
Tea please and plenty of it.
Hello SR. I hope you are keeping as well as you look this morning.
It's because you very kindly redecorated the snug and made it so lovely that I agreed to have my private birthday party in it.
I booked and paid in advance with a member of your staff and made certain that undesirable types were kept out. 
I trust that clears up the issues and answers all your questions.
”
“Good morning everyone.

Tea please and plenty of it.

Hello SR. I hope you are keeping as well as you look this morning.

It's because you very kindly redecorated the snug and made it so lovely that I agreed to have my private birthday party in it.
I booked and paid in advance with a member of your staff and made certain that undesirable types were kept out. 
I trust that clears up the issues and answers all your questions.
”
SR and myself apparently

Morning Eddy! *puts a strong laxative in Eddy's teapot*




You really do need to go to SpecSavers!