*clunks* Evening all 
The Pub (Part 48)
409 of 440
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Evening chins
Two cocoa's plez ...Ta
Measures chins feet to see if the knitted socks will fit him”
“Evening chins
Two cocoa's plez ...Ta
Measures chins feet to see if the knitted socks will fit him”
*clunks*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“More sad news just breaking,
RIP Zsa Zsa
Night all”
“More sad news just breaking,
RIP Zsa Zsa
Night all”
Sad news indeed.
RIP Night Sleeps
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone.
Tea please and plenty of it.
Hello SR. I hope you are keeping as well as you look this morning.
It's because you very kindly redecorated the snug and made it so lovely that I agreed to have my private birthday party in it. I booked and paid in advance with a member of your staff and made certain that undesirable types were kept out.
I trust that clears up the issues and answers all your questions.”
“Good morning everyone.
Tea please and plenty of it.
Hello SR. I hope you are keeping as well as you look this morning.
It's because you very kindly redecorated the snug and made it so lovely that I agreed to have my private birthday party in it. I booked and paid in advance with a member of your staff and made certain that undesirable types were kept out.
I trust that clears up the issues and answers all your questions.”
No it bloody doesn't clear anything up......yer still due me cash for
A) misuse of snug
B) using snug for private purposes without permission
C) bribing staff members
D) lying through yer teeth on all of the above
This still stands with a daily interest added on!
*pins up notice*
Any member of staff serving Eddy the Crook, or Bob the Bampot, will be instantly dismissed.
They both have very large bills to settle before they're served again!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No it hasn't you big fibber....*chases chins onto the ice and spins him very fast*
Many thanks, but I like Yorkshire tea so much I never drink any other brand!”
“No it hasn't you big fibber....*chases chins onto the ice and spins him very fast*
Many thanks, but I like Yorkshire tea so much I never drink any other brand!”
*sniggers*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening Sleeps....the pub tea tastes like Asda economy.....amI right?
”
“Evening Sleeps....the pub tea tastes like Asda economy.....amI right?
”
Wot's wrong with that?
Originally Posted by planets:
“*delivers full catheter bags for tomorrows tea*”
“*delivers full catheter bags for tomorrows tea*”
Ahhhhhh excellent, stashes them away in a safe place.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“More sad news just breaking,
RIP Zsa Zsa
Night all”
“More sad news just breaking,
RIP Zsa Zsa
Night all”
She was 99, I thought she was already dead.
Morning all peepsicles! Relatively mild here in the far south. I shall be orf to the cat shop today as one of the volunteers is bringing in Lithuanian cake....and having had her cake before none of us wants to miss out
Just a cup of tea please, saving room for caaaaake!
And where is my skating partner hiding?????
Just a cup of tea please, saving room for caaaaake!
And where is my skating partner hiding?????
Good morning everyone.
Tea please.
How very dare you accuse me of bribery. Why would I do that?
I will consider entering into negotiations about your 'bill' once you have apologised.
*Goes to McDonalds for big breakfast with extra hash browns.*
Tea please.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*pins up notice*
Any member of staff serving Eddy the Crook, or Bob the Bampot, will be instantly dismissed.
They both have very large bills to settle before they're served again! ”
“*pins up notice*
Any member of staff serving Eddy the Crook, or Bob the Bampot, will be instantly dismissed.
They both have very large bills to settle before they're served again! ”
How very dare you accuse me of bribery. Why would I do that?
I will consider entering into negotiations about your 'bill' once you have apologised.
*Goes to McDonalds for big breakfast with extra hash browns.*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“C) bribing staff members
*pins up notice*
[i]Any member of staff serving Eddy the Crook, or Bob the Bampot, will be instantly dismissed.
:”
“C) bribing staff members
*pins up notice*
[i]Any member of staff serving Eddy the Crook, or Bob the Bampot, will be instantly dismissed.
:”
Oh Miss Rool, Dont dare tar me with that brush, if you dont mind ? its yer swamp ducks arse that needs a good kicking up & down the car park, & thats just fer starters ! * Rolleyes *
Afternoon Sr, & all
Originally Posted by davor:
“Good morning. How is everyone? I am looking for a wife, any takers ?”
“Good morning. How is everyone? I am looking for a wife, any takers ?”
*runs screaming to the hills*
Been there, done that, got the t shirt!
Originally Posted by davor:
“Good morning. How is everyone? I am looking for a wife, any takers ?”
“Good morning. How is everyone? I am looking for a wife, any takers ?”
what's the deal?
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
Ahhhhhh excellent, stashes them away in a safe place.
She was 99, I thought she was already dead.”
“
Ahhhhhh excellent, stashes them away in a safe place.
She was 99, I thought she was already dead.
”
me too
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I have to say I thought she was as well
Evening Eddy!”
“I have to say I thought she was as well
Evening Eddy!”
Hiya Twass (avoiding the "tea") i need something marzipany.....a hot chocolate and some stollen please! And the same for Twass if she fancies it.
Originally Posted by planets:
“Hiya Twass (avoiding the "tea") i need something marzipany.....a hot chocolate and some stollen please! And the same for Twass if she fancies it.”
“Hiya Twass (avoiding the "tea") i need something marzipany.....a hot chocolate and some stollen please! And the same for Twass if she fancies it.”
It's not even possible that I wouldn't fancy it
Originally Posted by planets:
“Hiya Twass (avoiding the "tea") i need something marzipany.....a hot chocolate and some stollen please! And the same for Twass if she fancies it.”
“Hiya Twass (avoiding the "tea") i need something marzipany.....a hot chocolate and some stollen please! And the same for Twass if she fancies it.”
Wot about Eddy ?
Evening planets, Twass, Eddy, & all * Clunk *
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Wot about Eddy ?
Evening planets, Twass, Eddy, & all * Clunk *”
“Wot about Eddy ?
Evening planets, Twass, Eddy, & all * Clunk *”
Evening Sleeps.
Eddy is drinking Stella in the snug
but send him another STella if he wants one!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's not even possible that I wouldn't fancy it”
“It's not even possible that I wouldn't fancy it
”
I don't know what i was thinking
i must have been delusional from ham withdrawal
i shall self medicate immediately!
409 of 440
