You need to keep your ham levels up at all times

Hypoglyhamia is a very misunderstood disease

Symptoms are said to include hamming it up, bacon out in a cold sweat and pork coordination

it is often fatal
maybe we should do a fund raiser? a sponsored pork sandwich eat or something ?

Eddy is barred from the snug, & I'd get my p45 if I served him in there , but the car park would be fine ! * Clunk * there you go Eddy !

I read today that sales on Bacon are down 50% cos of the cancer scare last year, but in the last few weeks I've been selling it as though its going out a fashion !!

We could roast an entire hog! Imagine the crackling!!


They are always telling us this, that and the other is bad for us Sleeps. Frankly life without bacon is not something I would fancy!! I will take my chances and eat bacon butties

Thank you very much.




I'll serve myself. There, we are all happy.

*Returns to the snug and Emmerdale.*

Evening all *clunks*

*drools* that is SUCH a good idea!!! a sponsored hog binge



Exactly there was all the hoo har about butter but now it's better for you, then the eggs fiasco. I notice all the old ladies in my family who lived on eggs cream and butter all last to 100+ can't be that fatal

Hello. Thanks Chin and whatever you are having.

I'll get dinner.

Years ago friends did roast an entire pig on two separate occasions. Although loads were invited to their party a whole pig is so ginormous not only did we pig out on ludicrous portions of hog, we all took home big doggy bags as well. Unfortunately the second time the host managed to slice his own hand while carving and got carted off to A&E, We continued feasting without him

If they do it again let me know and i'll drive down
I misread the last sentence as "we continued feasting on him"

* Sacked in the morning, yer getting sacked in the morning yer getting sacked in the morning

*Poor poor Pinky *

*empties Chin's plant pot into "Mulled Wine" tank*

*opens pub* Morning all.

Morning all pubsters! I am orf on my travels again today, to see the grandkids and eldest, then Weds night out with a friend to a gig, then Thursday back here for the festiveness with mini twass

Best to fortify myself with a full English and a pot of tea!

I'll have a last skating pratice before I sets off

Yer barred until you settle yer increasing large bill!

FGS! What the hell is wrong with some people? Absolutely disgraceful behaviour!

And now we have yet another attack on innocent people in Berlin! A Russian diplomat is gunned down by a Turkish off duty police officer.

The world has gone crazy.........
[quote=The_Sleeper;84921705]Wot about Eddy ?
Wot about him, he's now barred from the premises (as is Bob the Deluded)


Teapot.........pot.........& kettle.......rearrange these words.


Yer barred! *adds yet more to Eddy the Crook's increasing bill*

Morning twass, it's all go for you.
*clunk clatter*

Well I may as well continue a mad nomadic existence while I'm still young.....*cough*

It occurred to me the other day that my entire wardrobe is old, mostly from charity shops, all my footwear has seen better days, the car is falling to pieces but at least I have a blooming good lot of fun I'd rather have fun than shoes and handbags

Good morning all. Happy Pre-Christmas

Morning davor!

I won't be here to wish you all the blessings of the solstice tomorrow, but I'll do it today instead

By the time I am back the days will be getting longer again, yippeee!

Morning peeps *clatters and clunks*

'Tis the only way......you're a long time dead!

Morning davor, Merry Pre Christmas to you too. *clunk*

Morning chinster.