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Old 23-12-2016, 20:53
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Afternoon everypeeps One drink on the house each from me!
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Thank you Chin.
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Old 23-12-2016, 21:48
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Daughter definitely coming to me for Christmas… and she wants to do the cooking.
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Old 23-12-2016, 22:01
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Daughter definitely coming to me for Christmas… and she wants to do the cooking.
can't tell whether you are please about the BiB or not!!
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Old 23-12-2016, 22:15
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can't tell whether you are please about the BiB or not!!
Definitely pleased. I can relax, have my pusscats near me and I’m doing knitting for my daughter’s friend so I can get on with that and nobody will think I’m being lazy.
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Old 23-12-2016, 23:23
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Definitely pleased. I can relax, have my pusscats near me and I’m doing knitting for my daughter’s friend so I can get on with that and nobody will think I’m being lazy.
oh lovely! have a lovely christmas Gemo
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Old 24-12-2016, 06:20
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*opens pub* Morning all.

Bloody hell, the gales have never let up for over 48 hours! Barbera has buggered off but Conor has taken her place!

*has a quick skate round the rink*
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Old 24-12-2016, 06:26
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Anchors SR down......


Nice mug of coffee plez....ta
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Old 24-12-2016, 06:28
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Morning and Merry Christmas Sr, hoots and all *clunks & clatters*
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Old 24-12-2016, 06:46
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Look who comes tonight!

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Old 24-12-2016, 06:47
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I WANT MY PREZZIES AND I WANT THEM NOW!!! meh
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Old 24-12-2016, 06:51
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Nice mug of coffee plez....ta
Thanks hoots, I was beginning to feel like Mary Poppins & thought I would be blown away!
*clunk*
Morning and Merry Christmas Sr, hoots and all *clunks & clatters*
Morning chinny & merry Christmas Eve to you too. Cheers Big Ears *sluuuuuuurps*

You can follow Santa on his travels..........HERE
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Old 24-12-2016, 06:55
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I WANT MY PREZZIES AND I WANT THEM NOW!!! meh

You better watch yer step or all you'll be getting is a sack of coal! Santa is still watching you!
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Old 24-12-2016, 07:57
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Good morning everyone. A very happy Christmas Eve to all.

Tea please with a full traditional breakfast with double bacon (fat trimmed off with appropriate kitchen utensil), free range eggs well done, lightly buttered brown bread toast with a large sppon of marmalade on the side. Hurry up, I'm starving. I'm in the snug.

*Calls Gorbals and Parton to the snug, puts on their specially made santa outfits, serves them a special seasonal breakfast of non-alcoholic sherry and buckets full of mashed-up mince pies with added super strength catnip for Gorbals.*
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Old 24-12-2016, 08:04
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Good morning everyone. A very happy Christmas Eve to all.

Tea please with a full traditional breakfast with double bacon (fat trimmed off with appropriate utensil), free range eggs well done, lightly buttered brown bread toast with a large sppon of marmalade on the side. Hurry up, I'm starving. I'm in the snug.

*Calls Gorbals and Parton to the snug, puts on their specially made santa outfits, serves them a special seasonal breakfast of non-alcoholic sherry and buckets full of mashed-up mince pies with added super strength catnip for Gorbals.*
Morning Eddy, Merry Christmas Eve to you too.

*slam clatter clunk* You can remove the fat from yer bacon yerself! *dumps the jar of marmalade on the bar*.....help yerself. The snug is closed for the time being, so you can eat it out in the beer garden, in the shed, or out in the bar!

I don't know wot you think yer doing Mr Deluded, the snug is locked up, Gorbals is in the cellar & Parton is in the gents..........*mutters* bloomin' nutter!
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Old 24-12-2016, 08:07
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Morning Eddy, Merry Christmas Eve to you too.

*slam clatter clunk* You can remove the fat from yer bacon yerself! *dumps the jar of marmalade on the bar*.....help yerself. The snug is closed for the time being, so you can eat it out in the beer garden, in the shed, or out in the bar!


You're being very non-festive.
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Old 24-12-2016, 08:10
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You're being very non-festive.
Bah Humbug!

.........and you sir are being totally unreasonable & lazy! So dry yer eyes, Santa is watching you!
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Old 24-12-2016, 08:14
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I don't know wot you think yer doing Mr Deluded, the snug is locked up, Gorbals is in the cellar & Parton is in the gents..........*mutters* bloomin' nutter!
Hmmmmmm, right that does it.

*Fetches suitably Christmassy attired Gorbals and Parton.*

We're going to Wetherspoons for coffee, breakfast (great prices) and a few brandy chasers. Don't wait up for us. .
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Old 24-12-2016, 08:17
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Morning All

Storm Barbara, never came to much this side of the m8 Sr ! hope Conor's the same on boxing day !!
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Old 24-12-2016, 08:19
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Morning Eddy and Sleeps *clunks & clatters*
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Old 24-12-2016, 08:21
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Hi Sleeps.

We had quite a bit of rain yesterday evening but nothing too horrid.Today and tomorrow are forexast to remain dry. Bright and sunny here, about 6c at present, quite windy but not at all bad for the time of year.
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Old 24-12-2016, 08:25
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Morning Eddy and Sleeps *clunks & clatters*
Hi Chin.

Perhaps you can open up the snug when the gin has worked it's magic on SR.

*Passes large brown envelope stuffed full of brand new fivers over the bar to Chin*

Merry Christmas.

Breakfast is being served at Wetherspoons this morning, do join us. You can't be expected to do everything here.
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Old 24-12-2016, 09:30
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Morning all pubsteroonie peeps!!!! A blessed Yule to one and all. May Santa bring you lots of new toys

*puts skates on and red and white sparkly Santa skating suit* Everyone on the ice!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 24-12-2016, 10:11
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Hi Chin.

Perhaps you can open up the snug when the gin has worked it's magic on SR.

*Passes large brown envelope stuffed full of brand new fivers over the bar to Chin*

Merry Christmas.

Breakfast is being served at Wetherspoons this morning, do join us. You can't be expected to do everything here.
Already done Eddy! Merry Christmas to all friends absent and here! *clunks*
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Old 24-12-2016, 10:27
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Already done Eddy! Merry Christmas to all friends absent and here! *clunks*
Do you fink "TheEric" will pop in fer a swift half, Seen her all over Ds in the last few week s ???
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Old 24-12-2016, 11:54
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Hmmmmmm, right that does it.

*Fetches suitably Christmassy attired Gorbals and Parton.*

We're going to Wetherspoons for coffee, breakfast (great prices) and a few brandy chasers. Don't wait up for us. .
*phones police* yes a weird person has cat & sheepnapped 2 of my animals from the pub. Thank you very much. I would appreciate if you could bring them back to the pub. The poor things will be traumatised!
Morning All

Storm Barbara, never came to much this side of the m8 Sr ! hope Conor's the same on boxing day !!
It's just been constant rain for the past 48 hours, with gales thrown in for good measure.....bit like normal weather for Scotia.
Hi Chin.

Perhaps you can open up the snug when the gin has worked it's magic on SR.

*Passes large brown envelope stuffed full of brand new fivers over the bar to Chin*

Merry Christmas.

Breakfast is being served at Wetherspoons this morning, do join us. You can't be expected to do everything here.
*intercepts stuffed envelope & snatches it out of chinny's sticky mitts* I'll have that thank you! You better remember where yer loyalties lie mister!
Morning all pubsteroonie peeps!!!! A blessed Yule to one and all. May Santa bring you lots of new toys

*puts skates on and red and white sparkly Santa skating suit* Everyone on the ice!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lookin' good twass.
Already done Eddy! Merry Christmas to all friends absent and here! *clunks*
Hear hear.
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