Ta muchly SR. I have no idea what's going on with 2016 It's not over yet either and Mercury is in retrograde [good rarely comes of that]

Oh I'm quite sure the Grim Reaper is nowhere nearly finished this year, I suspect he has a (to him anyway), spectacular ending for this year!

I dread to imagine

I think I need a drop of the hard stuff in me tea for the shock!!!

Morning all

Meant tae say fanks fer the pressie Sr,

We all do I think!

Morning Joe, you're welcome. I thought you could put all your tips from the generous customers in it.

*drops 5p in Sleeps' present* No need to thank me

Thats a good idea



Fanks Twass, its a start

Hope you both had a good one !

*sniggers* yer soooooo generous.

Bloody hell I just looked outside & it's WHITE! When did that happen? I heard the wind howling all night with rain & hailstones battering off the window most of the night, but I didn't realise it had been bloody snowing!

I had a lovely day thanks, You?
I was supposed to be going out today for a repeat, but after seeing the weather I'm not too sure what to do now! *sighs*

Indeed we did Sleeps, many thanks!


Crikey is it all like and ????

Yes it is, & I can see it's snowing again, with the wind battering against the window! Ho bloody Ho!

Take care if you do set off!

Here it's like a spring morning, golden sun and light breezes, very mild

Good morning everyone.


Well, seeing that you like blooming snow so much, you are welcome to it. Enjoy.

Here in London, we have lots of beautiful winter sunshine, 9c with moderate winds. Rather nice.

Tea please with some lightly peppered, scrambled free range eggs (use 4 eggs) topped with smoked salmon (don't be mean with the portion) and 2 lightly buttered brown bread toast. Hurry up.

Hi twassington.


*Pours jug of eggnog over twassington's big head.*

That's for recycling the lovely Christmas present I left for you yesterday.

It's turned to rain, but still quite sleety! It's only 3c.

Oh I'm so pleased for you.........*mutters* selfish unfeeling git!
*tuts* Greedy pig! You'll be paying for 2 breakfasts, only 1 or 2 eggs per portion I'm not running a charidee!


*boxes Eddy's ears* You can clean that mess up!

Nice mug of coffee plez


Cooooo, tis bit snowy outside yours.......Glorious sunshine here and apossible walk on the beach this afternoon.....

Stay warm and tucked up scots xxxx

Afternoon hoots........I'm sooooooooo pleased for your good fortune. *clunk*

Afternoon all pubsters hope you all had a lovely CHristmas Day and are enjoying the joys of delicious turkey sandwiches in your pjs

Gosh i hope the snow doesn't move south!!! I'm just below The Wall, i hope all you wildlings north of the The Wall are keeping warm!

Gin and tonic and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps please! and one for whoever is serving!

Och, I'll just have a soft drink planets, ta * Clunk *

Afternoon planets, & all

Afternoon all peeps! Enjoy your Boxing Day whatever you are up to. Mini t and I are being very lazy. It's what BD is for

Blooming freezing tonight.......



Nice cuppa and a slice of chrimbo cake plez......ta

*opens pub* Morning all

The gales seem to have died down, the battering rain has gone, no snow to be seen, & it's 6c this morning. Hurrah!

*goes for a skate around the rink*

Why would you have turkey sandwiches in yer jammies? Is this an Englishire custom? We put our sandwiches on a plate! Tish Boom..........

Is that real cold or Englishire cold?

Morning SR and all pubsters! Large dose of cough medicine and a couple of paracetemols please....*crawls into the snug for a kip*

Good morning you lot.

Tea please. Any of that delicious smoked salmon left? I'll have 2 smoked salmon and low fat cream cheese bagels please.


Well, no gales here or snow just a little rain last night. But this morning is colder, just 2c forecast to rise to 6c. Not nice at all but all the glorious winter sunshine makes up for the fall in temperatures.

*Watches as SR loses her balance on the skating rink and ends up flying off and landing in the really huge wheely bin at the side of the Pub.*

Don't worry SR, you can rely on me, I'll come and help you as soon as I have had my breakfast.