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Old 31-12-2016, 15:46
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Thanks for that i've never spelt it that way before in my life (unless referring to jameson's irish). one of two things must have happened: an accidental typo or, more likely, i was temporarily irish. These things happen when you least expect it i do apologise. :blush:
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Old 31-12-2016, 15:47
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Living remote I doubt there will be any fireworks near me. I hope not, as the farm animals wouldn't like them one bit!

Planets was daydreaming about Colin Farrell and an Irish e crept into her post
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Old 31-12-2016, 15:50
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Living remote I doubt there will be any fireworks near me. I hope not, as the farm animals wouldn't like them one bit!

Planets was daydreaming about Colin Farrell and an Irish e crept into her post
yes, spot on as always Twass i inadvertently let a bit of colin slip out of me
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Old 31-12-2016, 15:50
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Living remote I doubt there will be any fireworks near me. I hope not, as the farm animals wouldn't like them one bit!
Planets was daydreaming about Colin Farrell and an Irish e crept into her post
I watched a film with him in it the other day * The girl in the pearl ear ring * it was pants
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Old 31-12-2016, 15:52
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I watched a film with him in it the other day * The girl in the pearl ear ring * it was pants
He's not in that film, you're thinking of Colin Firth.

Colin Farrell

Colin FIrth

Quite different.
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Old 31-12-2016, 15:59
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He's not in that film, you're thinking of Colin Firth.

Colin Farrell

Colin FIrth

Quite different.
How silly of me, but the film was still pants !
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Old 31-12-2016, 16:06
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How silly of me, but the film was still pants !
it's very dangerous to mix your colins ....
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Old 31-12-2016, 16:10
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it's very dangerous to mix your colins ....
Joan or Jackie ?
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Old 31-12-2016, 16:20
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Collins?? Collins??
How dare you taint my Colin with these unsavoury references
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Old 31-12-2016, 16:23
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yes, spot on as always Twass i inadvertently let a bit of colin slip out of me
That was remiss of you!

He's not in that film, you're thinking of Colin Firth.

Colin Farrell

Colin FIrth

Quite different.
I'd happily entertain both
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Old 31-12-2016, 16:25
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Collins?? Collins??
How dare you taint my Colin with these unsavoury references
Besmirched with the taint of low budget 70s porn flicks
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Old 31-12-2016, 16:30
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Besmirched with the taint of low budget 70s porn flicks
can you imagine ??? I need brain bleach now....
wait what's this.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....that's better...
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Old 31-12-2016, 16:34
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can you imagine ??? I need brain bleach now....
wait what's this.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....that's better...
He'd look tastier without the tea cosy on his napper
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Old 31-12-2016, 16:35
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He'd look tastier without the tea cosy on his napper
i'm quite partial to a tea cosy
keeps things hot
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Old 31-12-2016, 16:41
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i'm quite partial to a tea cosy
keeps things hot
Dont leave him too long or he'll be stewed
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Old 31-12-2016, 18:19
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He'd look tastier without the tea cosy on his napper
i'm quite partial to a tea cosy
keeps things hot
Dont leave him too long or he'll be stewed
* Utter Filth *
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Old 31-12-2016, 18:26
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Good evening and a Happy New Year's Eve.

A stella please and a large tube of Pringles.

A round of drinks on me for all the regulars (single measures please and you pay for your own mixers).
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Old 31-12-2016, 18:34
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Good evening and a Happy New Year's Eve.

A stella please and a large tube of Pringles.

A round of drinks on me for all the regulars (single measures please and you pay for your own mixers).
Both are sold out you'll take wot yer given & like it !

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Old 31-12-2016, 18:40
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Both are sold out you'll take wot yer given & like it !

Didn't Chin give you your P.45 last night? You're on the wrong side of the bar.

*Pour's Sleeps choice of drink over his big head.*
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Old 31-12-2016, 18:44
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Didn't Chin give you your P.45 last night? You're on the wrong side of the bar.

*Pour's Sleeps choice of drink over his big head.*
Its his coat on the shoogly peg not mine, anymore from you & its intae the thame's heed first fer the bells fella
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Old 31-12-2016, 23:04
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Happy new year!
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Old 01-01-2017, 00:59
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Happy New Year Pubsters!


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Old 01-01-2017, 01:02
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Happy New Year Pubsters!
Did you find yer sausage roll ?

HNY planets, & all

just about ready fer my kip !
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Old 01-01-2017, 01:04
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Did you find yer sausage roll ?

HNY planets, & all

just about ready fer my kip !
Happy New Year Sleeps!! nooooooooooooooo not a sausage roll to be found
are there any behind the bar?
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Old 01-01-2017, 01:13
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Perhaps there might be a bit of pork pie left , but I ain't gonna looking the fridge for it.....Scots would take exception to patrons going to the kitchen and helping themselves....Best order a Dominoes pizza
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