Give me a minute & I'll have a look, I'm down the cellar changing a barrel at the mo !

Sorry no sausage rolls, but plenty of crisps & Sr's special nutz, if you would like them ?

I'd give them a miss if I was you tho !...... yer new tae all this !
Night planets ............ Twass will tell you about the nutz in the morning

thanks for looking....i'm not sure i'm brave enough for the Special Nutz
night!

Happy new year everyone!! wishing everyone a happy and healthy new year!!

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To one & all, I hope 2017 brings you all you wish for yourselves.

Lang may yer lums reek!

Whiskey! How very dare you! HERE........and I shall be testing you, twass & Eddy on THIS later today.

Apology accepted, it must NEVER happen again.

Some bloody eejit was letting fireworks off from 8-00pm onwards last night!

Oh I say!

Wuss!

*pins up notice*
There is a free bar all day today, & also a Ne'erday Dinner this afternoon.

Menu
Home-made lentil soup
Scottish steak pie with mashed potatoes & baby carrots
Clootie dumpling with fresh cream or custard

Morning all pubsters, lurkers, animals, mods, etc! And a happy New Year to you all. Or Ne'er Day I shall be orf to son and DIL's later, although that menu looks lush.

Planets.....the bar nuts are too near the GENTS to be considered safe to eat. They don't wash their hands you know The gents, not the nuts

A very Happy 2017 to everyone.

Morning twass HNY to you & yours. Are you feeling any better?
I can save you a portion of food & you can have it tomorrow.

*thinks* twass still doesn't know about the nuts. *sniggers*

Are you having a spin on the ice?

Same to you Eddy.

Thank you.

Tea please with a brandy chaser seeing that it's free. Can I help myself?

Happy New Year all! `clunks & clatters*

No :b

*Hides* .

Slow and gradual improvement is happening although if you could hear me hacking away you'd not think so I may leave the ice for another day

Ooh yes please, I'll have mine tomorrow, no idea what's on the menu at my son's. Not actually had proper dinner in a while I have just scavenged things occasionally for a few days

There's MORE to know about the nuts????? Where's chinnock!!!!

Do you bloomin' cannot!
Never satisfied are you! *slam*

HNY to you & yours chinster. Mwahhhhhh

Stop being a baby!

Chinny will be pleased, he's not taking this seriously enough!

Chinny is sworn to secrecy!

You mean there's a remote controlled pair of nutcrackers in his boxers and you have the controller!

Ta chins and a Happy New Year to you too

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sounds delicious, a few suggestions ... there should be white meat on New Year's Day ... a chicken and vegetable pie would have been a better option (if you don't mind me saying) ... a vegetarian option (you need some 'diversity awareness' training) ... a starter would have been a welcome addition to your menu ... for example, smoked salmon and New Year go together like a horse and carriage ... and some of us would prefer to have a serving of ice cream with the clootie dumpling (they go really nicely together) ... I can't find fault with your choice of lentil soup ... it is a favourite of mine, though the words 'home made' do put me off somewhat ... stick with Heinz in the future, best be safe rather than sorry and all that ...

Other than all that, it sounds lovely and I'm sure it will be after a few swift drinks. I'm just really sorry that I will be unable to accept your invitation.

You're a very strange person!

*grabs eddy the Disgruntled by the throat & squeeeeeezes* Listen ya wee toad, this is a Scottish Ne'erday dinner, so you can like it or lump it, & stick yer suggestions where the sun don't shine!
You need to keep yer beak out of things which don't concern you!

I'm sooooooooo gutted you won't be gracing us with yer presence.......what a shame, how will I get over it...........Oh I know........

Afternoon all.

Evening all!!

Good evening everyone.


Hi there Kate and a very happy 2017 to you and yours.

Evening all peeps! A large mulled wine and just the lentil soup please....still full of lunch! Hope you all had a good New Year's day

I'm just trying to help. Believe it or not I have far better things to do with my time.

As the drinks are all free tonight, I'll take a bottle of Napoleon brandy to the snug with me. Happy New Year and all that.


Hi. how are you feeling today?

Evening Eddy. I hope I shift the cough soon, it's a right nuisance. Otherwise things are improving thank you! Had a lovely day with my son, DIL and the doglets. Are you going to drink that entire bottle of brandy?