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![]() ![]() *Phones rozzers* Erm, there is this woman in Kent with a mirror on a stick officers!!!!!![]() ![]() ![]()
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Good morning.
![]() Cold but sunny here. 8c at present and dry for now. ![]() Coffee please with a Danish pastry and SR said my orders are 'on the house' until I'm feeling better.
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#1053 |
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Oh nice try Edwardo but you are forgetting two salient facts:
a] She aint running a charidee b] She has a heart of granite
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Hi there twass.
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No need for that chinnock....just polish yer shoes really well and stand up close
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Good morning.
![]() Cold but sunny here. 8c at present and dry for now. ![]() Coffee please with a Danish pastry and SR said my orders are 'on the house' until I'm feeling better. ![]() ![]() ![]() Stop fibbing! Afternoon all. ![]() *pins up very large notice* Eddy the Crook does NOT have an account here, he does NOT receive anything on credit, he does NOT have sole access to the snug! He does NOT ever, receive any 'freebies' purporting to have been authorised by myself! Any plastic tokens found in the vending machine will be from Eddy the Crook's pockets. He is to be watched constantly any time he goes near the vending machines! |
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*pins up very large notice*
Eddy the Crook does NOT have an account here, he does NOT receive anything on credit, he does NOT have sole access to the snug! He does NOT ever, receive any 'freebies' purporting to have been authorised by myself! Any plastic tokens found in the vending machine will be from Eddy the Crook's pockets. He is to be watched constantly any time he goes near the vending machines! ![]() ![]() ![]() You fail to point out that I assumed that my home made plastic tokens were legal tender as your vending machines never refused to take them. ![]() That is not an unreasonable assumption on my part. ![]() Coffee please, served with a smile in the snug. ![]() *Grabs all remotes, puts sign up on snug door ... Emmerdale fans only.*
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![]() ![]() ![]() Afternoon all peeps and parpingtons. Been a glorious sunny day, although now tis getting bitter cold again. Pot of tea and a slice of fruitcake please! |
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’d affynoon.
![]() We’ve been hearing a mysterious loud banging all day. Wandered if it was blasting, pile driving or heavy factory machinery thumping away. After asking round on FB we think we’ve found the source – the soldiers at Otterburn are playing with their guns. Otterburn is 25 miles away. |
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*removes sign from snug* Now now!! Don't push yer luck!
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’d affynoon.
![]() We’ve been hearing a mysterious loud banging all day. Wandered if it was blasting, pile driving or heavy factory machinery thumping away. After asking round on FB we think we’ve found the source – the soldiers at Otterburn are playing with their guns. Otterburn is 25 miles away.
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Good afternoon Gemo, twass. ![]() |
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If the wind is in the right direction you can hear stuff from miles and miles off! Afternoon Gemo
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Good afternoon Gemo, twass.
![]() Poor Chin. ![]() *clunk*
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Ta very muchly Gemo. I have the same thing here, I hear distant explosions from miles off in the summer months. Often there is nothing but silence and birdsong
Just the way I likes it!!! Oh, and the odd moo
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Afternoon all
![]() The snows almost gone, & the sun is out for now ! |
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Ta very muchly Gemo. I have the same thing here, I hear distant explosions from miles off in the summer months. Often there is nothing but silence and birdsong
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Afternoon all
![]() The snows almost gone, & the sun is out for now ! |
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It's set to warm up quite a few degrees here in Kent, thank goodness!
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Evening peeps
*clunks* *clatters* Why are my ears burning?
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Evening peeps
*clunks* *clatters* Why are my ears burning? ![]() ![]() ![]() *chucks bucket of water over chins head* No need to thank me
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Poor, poor chin!
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Poor, poor chin!
![]() ![]() ![]() A stella for me and whatever you're having and find something cheap and nasty to pour over twassinton's head.
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Good evening all.
![]() Hi there chin. ![]() A stella for me and whatever you're having and find something cheap and nasty to pour over twassinton's head. ![]()
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Good evening all.
![]() Hi there chin. ![]() A stella for me and whatever you're having and find something cheap and nasty to pour over twassinton's head. ![]() *clunks*
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I put his syrup out! Would you rather I'd let his ears burn off??
![]() Grr! Humph!
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Overnighter!
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