Oh no, that would be far too much. But, I'm taking it as it's free.

A free bar does not mean help yourself to whole bottles!

same to you eddy and everyone here!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!

Nah, pumpy pea's ??


Aye the Englishers might not wot I'm talking aboot, but as yerr as hell I dea ??

& dont give me yer a gal fae the east, when we all know yer fae the DRUM ?

*opens pub* Morning all

Morning SR! You and I must both have had a lie in I am bracing myself to to pack away all the decorations and begin the cleaning up

Large tea please and a bacon roll. I hope you kept my portion of pie and dumpling for later!

Really, you could have fooled me! You seem to take a very unhealthy interest in everything going on in the pub!

Don't be so ridiculous, of course it doesn't mean you can help yerself to a bottle of brandy (or a bottle of anything), come to that!

He can do what he likes with it, he'll be paying for it & also paying for corkage.


No it isn't! *prepares hefty bill for Eddy the greedy*


Have you had a bump to the head, or are you drinking on an empty head........what on earth are you on about. You really need to see someone about your sudden & bizarre rages!

Morning twass, it was too cold to get out of bed this morning, there's a heavy frost. It's -1c but feels colder. Really can't complain it's been in the 10's/11's most of last week.
All I have to clear away is 2 wee glass hanging figures which are more like lightcatchers, & a wee snow globe with a wee girl in it. Will take all of 2 minutes.

*clunk clatter* Yes, I kept them for you.

The rink is going this afternoon, so I'd make the most of it if I were you.

Eddy must be very rich what with the hefty bills he has to pay daily in here and all the take out food he eats It's more likely he systematically robs old ladies, corner shops and post offices

Going??? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! How am I to get that lazy chins to Olympic standard in a day? *straps on skates* Ta muchly SR, I shall be on the ice. Throw chins into his spandex and out onto the rink as soon as possible please!

*zooms off round rink, warming up for impressive performance*

Bloody hell I switched the TV on this morning & it was all about Lizzie, I thought at 1st she had popped her clogs.

Then I realised it was a review of 2016........can't say I'm looking forward to 12 sodding days of mourning when she does finally give up! The TV will be full of it, thank goodness I have plenty of DVD's I've yet to watch, & 100's of books on my Kindle to read.

The days of mourning, tv eulogies for her fans, and OTT displays of grief will be a right pain in the bum but at least there will be one less of the parasites and it might bring on the abolition of the monarchy. We can only hope

Indeed so, there's something well dodgy about his finances. However it keeps the pub ticking over.

Oh stop it! It was never a permanent fixture, it costs a fortune to maintain anyway. It'll be back at the end of the year.
I think you'll have to perform a solo dance routine, chinny didn't apply himself the way he should have done! lazy wee git!

I doubt that very much......I heard Buck house is getting refurbished (over 10 years), & will cost £369 million, which of course the tax payer is paying for!

Good morning you lot.

Just 3c here and not forecast to get much warmer today, but there's plenty of gorgeous winter sunshine which is welcome.




mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. You have some nerve. There was an offer from you of free drinks all day. I could have stood at the bar all day and had one free drink after another, in accordance with your blooming offer. I chose not to do so but to take a bottle of some of what I would have been drinking back home with me. What's wrong with that? I've actually saved you money. So, you owe me £££.

Tea please, it's already been paid.

Morning Eddy

Listen you wee toad, when I said a free bar I meant (as you well know), a few drinks. If everyone had been as greedy & selfish as you were I would be out of business!
So you either cough up for the bottle of brandy you NICKED, or yer barred!
There will be no tea or anything else until you settle yer bill! *glares at Eddy*

That's an utter disgrace imho, when the NHS is falling apart and folk can't feed their families without food banks!!


*sigh* Oh well, at least I've enjoyed a couple of weeks of it even if chin hasn't

It's obscene, & I thought they had been charging gullible people to wander round there several years ago. What have they done with the dosh from that?

It'll be back at the end of the year.

They should charge all royal lovers through the nose for any access to palaces etc to pay for their sponging existences.

I'll look forward to the return of the ice! Got all decs down, packed, and shoved in the cupboard. I can hear things "settling" in there now

Afternoon all * Clunk *

Twass, That cartoon Sign zone( Ethel & Ernest is on bbc2 tonight/ morning @ 00.45, if you want to tape it !!

I thought they did that anyway? A fool & their money springs to mind!

Afternoon Joe

Afternoon all.

I've downloaded it from Iplayer Sleeps, for a second look! But thank you.

Afternoon all peepsicles! I now have a tinsel free home and all the decs are put away til next year. It was hard work, as was the hoovering and dusting session that followed it, so I am now chilling my beans under the slanket

Pot of tea please!

Afternoon twass, it took me about 30 seconds to wrap mine in bubble wrap & put them in the cupboard. I also hoovered & dusted the house.

*clunk*

I wonder where Gemo is, surely she can't still be cleaning & bossing Mr G around!

’d afternoon.

I am. I went out on New Years’ Eve and slept most of yesterday.

The day before we went out for a chair for my desk and ended up getting a coffee table. Found a really good way of sorting. Get so far, ask Mr G what I should do something and then sit back while he takes over.

I hope you all enjoyed your celebrations and got lots of lovely Christmas presents.