Originally Posted by
EddyBee:
“ I'm just trying to help. Believe it or not I have far better things to do with my time. 
As the drinks are all free tonight, I'll take a bottle of Napoleon brandy to the snug with me. Happy New Year and all that.
Hi. how are you feeling today?”
Really, you could have fooled me! You seem to take a very unhealthy interest in everything going on in the pub!
Don't be so ridiculous, of course it doesn't mean you can help yerself to a bottle of brandy (or a bottle of anything), come to that!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening Eddy. I hope I shift the cough soon, it's a right nuisance. Otherwise things are improving thank you! Had a lovely day with my son, DIL and the doglets. Are you going to drink that entire bottle of brandy?”
He can do what he likes with it, he'll be paying for it & also paying for corkage.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Oh no, that would be far too much. But, I'm taking it as it's free.”

No it isn't!
*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the greedy*
Originally Posted by
twassington:
“A free bar does not mean help yourself to whole bottles!
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Originally Posted by
The_Sleeper:
“Nah, pumpy pea's ??
Aye the Englishers might not wot I'm talking aboot, but as yerr as hell I dea ?? 


& dont give me yer a gal fae the east, when we all know yer fae the DRUM ?”

Have you had a bump to the head, or are you drinking on an empty head........what on earth are you on about. You really need to see someone about your sudden & bizarre rages!