*saunters in casually & overhears Eddy the Crook* Oh no you won't mister, ye'll cough up in cash now! 
Morning all on this cold wet windy morning.
Morning all on this cold wet windy morning.
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi there Sleeps. About time to.
Seeing that you are at the bar, I'll have the same. I'll settle up with you later.”
“Hi there Sleeps. About time to.
Seeing that you are at the bar, I'll have the same. I'll settle up with you later.
”
Morning Edu,
Cash only or its the front door for you !
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*saunters in casually & overhears Eddy the Crook* Oh no you won't mister, ye'll cough up in cash now!
Morning all on this cold wet windy morning.”
“*saunters in casually & overhears Eddy the Crook* Oh no you won't mister, ye'll cough up in cash now!
Morning all on this cold wet windy morning.
”
Morning Sr, just said that !
its the same here !
....start work in an hour !
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*saunters in casually & overhears Eddy the Crook* Oh no you won't mister, ye'll cough up in cash now!
Morning all on this cold wet windy morning.”
“*saunters in casually & overhears Eddy the Crook* Oh no you won't mister, ye'll cough up in cash now!
Morning all on this cold wet windy morning.
”
Good morning to you on this rather mild and sunny morning.
Twassington has the cash. She can pay. In return I have all the major Sunday newspapers for her to peruse.
So, mind your own.
More tea please.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.
Behave! You are not allowed to do that!!! It may not be our main currency but the Euro is still legal tender. So there!!! Fix your vending machines or I will report you to the Brussels authorities and the Pope.
Have a lovely evening.
A stella please with a packet of roasted mixed nuts. Thank you.”
“Good evening everyone.
Behave! You are not allowed to do that!!! It may not be our main currency but the Euro is still legal tender. So there!!! Fix your vending machines or I will report you to the Brussels authorities and the Pope.
Have a lovely evening.
A stella please with a packet of roasted mixed nuts. Thank you.”
You do that & see how far you get! *mutters* eejit!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi there sleeps.
No, I do not want any of those mixed nuts.
Another stella please. Charge it to the staff account as I've been asked to help out behind the bar in the event that it's a busy Sat night. ”
“Hi there sleeps.
No, I do not want any of those mixed nuts.
Another stella please.
Charge it to the staff account as I've been asked to help out behind the bar in the event that it's a busy Sat night. ”
As if!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
I've been here 8 yrs & never heard of that ?
You'll be staying that side of the bar fella, Hope Gemo got her new cat Willow today !
You'll be watching Ant & Dec anyway !”
“
I've been here 8 yrs & never heard of that ?
You'll be staying that side of the bar fella, Hope Gemo got her new cat Willow today !
You'll be watching Ant & Dec anyway !”
He'll be seeing stars very shortly!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Sad news about ........ Magician and entertainer Paul Daniels has been diagnosed with terminal cancer,
”
“Sad news about ........ Magician and entertainer Paul Daniels has been diagnosed with terminal cancer,
”
It's very sad......but.........why would you want the world & their dog to know before you actually died? I can't think of anything worse than people looking miserable in your presence (& people would treat you differently), & seeing things written & spoken about in the media.
It's almost like he wanted to see the reaction of people who had heard this news.
I saw in a newspaper a tweet someone had sent his wife, it said, ''So sorry to hear the news, Debbie''. WTF! I'm assuming it wasn't particularly good news for Paul Daniels either.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning you lot.
Hi there twassington.
SR confiscated my key. You could smash a window seeing that it's an emergency, I'm sure the powers that be would approve.”
“Good morning you lot.
Hi there twassington.
SR confiscated my key. You could smash a window seeing that it's an emergency, I'm sure the powers that be would approve.
”
Really.........I wouldn't advise that, you may find yerself up in court for criminal damage!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning to you on this rather mild and sunny morning.
Twassington has the cash. She can pay. In return I have all the major Sunday newspapers for her to peruse.
So, mind your own. More tea please. ”
“Good morning to you on this rather mild and sunny morning.
Twassington has the cash. She can pay. In return I have all the major Sunday newspapers for her to peruse.
So, mind your own.
More tea please. ”
Morning to you too.
Until twass shows me the colour of her money will you be served.........until then, cash up front or no goods. Indeed it is my business I think you'll find.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning to you too.
Until twass shows me the colour of her money will you be served.........until then, cash up front or no goods. Indeed it is my business I think you'll find.”
“Morning to you too.
Until twass shows me the colour of her money will you be served.........until then, cash up front or no goods. Indeed it is my business I think you'll find.
”
*Reluctantly hands over hard earned cash.*
Tea please with a full traditional breakfast. Eggs should be well done and the toast lightly buttered. A couple of spoons of your finest smooth cut marmalade on a saucer. Hurry up.
*puts on pub jukebox*
Don't worry, it's not my usual shite!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C-bGhLR_iA
Don't worry, it's not my usual shite!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C-bGhLR_iA
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Not being a paper reader, you are on your own there Eddy! *tightens purse strings*”
“Not being a paper reader, you are on your own there Eddy! *tightens purse strings*
”
*sniggers* He's a trier, I'll give him that!
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“Mild pint?
With a JD chaser?”
“Mild pint?
With a JD chaser?”
Morning HJ
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“
*Reluctantly hands over hard earned cash.*
Tea please with a full traditional breakfast. Eggs should be well done and the toast lightly buttered. A couple of spoons of your finest smooth cut marmalade on a saucer. Hurry up.
”
“
*Reluctantly hands over hard earned cash.*
Tea please with a full traditional breakfast. Eggs should be well done and the toast lightly buttered. A couple of spoons of your finest smooth cut marmalade on a saucer. Hurry up.
”
*snatches money & checks for authenticity*
Foiled again.
*clatter clatter clunk* Enjoy.
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“*places halo on counter*”
“*places halo on counter*”
*examines halo* That needs a good polish!
’d affynon.
Exhausted. Was a 12 hour round trip to get Willow.
Shadow was totally over excited when we got back and loved Willow but he did drag her by her throat across the sitting room (normal-ish apparently but very alarming) so they will not be left alone together for a while. It hasn‘t happened since and Shadow is responding to the command Kind when he’s being too rough with Willow. It didn’t take him very long to learn Gentle and not dig his claws into my hand when he was being given a treat. He now takes them with his mouth. If the paws go up, I say Gentle and they go straight down.
Exhausted. Was a 12 hour round trip to get Willow.
Shadow was totally over excited when we got back and loved Willow but he did drag her by her throat across the sitting room (normal-ish apparently but very alarming) so they will not be left alone together for a while. It hasn‘t happened since and Shadow is responding to the command Kind when he’s being too rough with Willow. It didn’t take him very long to learn Gentle and not dig his claws into my hand when he was being given a treat. He now takes them with his mouth. If the paws go up, I say Gentle and they go straight down.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“’d affynon.
Exhausted. Was a 12 hour round trip to get Willow.
Shadow was totally over excited when we got back and loved Willow but he did drag her by her throat across the sitting room (normal-ish apparently but very alarming) so they will not be left alone together for a while. It hasn‘t happened since and Shadow is responding to the command Kind when he’s being too rough with Willow. It didn’t take him very long to learn Gentle and not dig his claws into my hand when he was being given a treat. He now takes them with his mouth. If the paws go up, I say Gentle and they go straight down.”
“’d affynon.
Exhausted. Was a 12 hour round trip to get Willow.
Shadow was totally over excited when we got back and loved Willow but he did drag her by her throat across the sitting room (normal-ish apparently but very alarming) so they will not be left alone together for a while. It hasn‘t happened since and Shadow is responding to the command Kind when he’s being too rough with Willow. It didn’t take him very long to learn Gentle and not dig his claws into my hand when he was being given a treat. He now takes them with his mouth. If the paws go up, I say Gentle and they go straight down.”
Shadow is a clever puss
I saw Mr G's pics of Shadow and Willow on the book of faces, gorgeous!!!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“’d affynon.
Exhausted. Was a 12 hour round trip to get Willow.
Shadow was totally over excited when we got back and loved Willow but he did drag her by her throat across the sitting room (normal-ish apparently but very alarming) so they will not be left alone together for a while. It hasn‘t happened since and Shadow is responding to the command Kind when he’s being too rough with Willow. It didn’t take him very long to learn Gentle and not dig his claws into my hand when he was being given a treat. He now takes them with his mouth. If the paws go up, I say Gentle and they go straight down.”
“’d affynon.
Exhausted. Was a 12 hour round trip to get Willow.
Shadow was totally over excited when we got back and loved Willow but he did drag her by her throat across the sitting room (normal-ish apparently but very alarming) so they will not be left alone together for a while. It hasn‘t happened since and Shadow is responding to the command Kind when he’s being too rough with Willow. It didn’t take him very long to learn Gentle and not dig his claws into my hand when he was being given a treat. He now takes them with his mouth. If the paws go up, I say Gentle and they go straight down.”
I'm so pleased that things are working out so well.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Shadow is a clever puss I saw Mr G's pics of Shadow and Willow on the book of faces, gorgeous!!!”
“Shadow is a clever puss
I saw Mr G's pics of Shadow and Willow on the book of faces, gorgeous!!!”
It is much calmer now with both kitties sleeping. Mr G is around so I can safely go for a bath. She had our hearts in our mouths earlier when she decided to run along the banister seventeen feet above us.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“It is much calmer now with both kitties sleeping. Mr G is around so I can safely go for a bath. She had our hearts in our mouths earlier when she decided to run along the banister seventeen feet above us.”
“It is much calmer now with both kitties sleeping. Mr G is around so I can safely go for a bath. She had our hearts in our mouths earlier when she decided to run along the banister seventeen feet above us.”
They do have nine lives!! But it may be as well to roll up a duvet and lay it under the bannister.........
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“I'm so pleased that things are working out so well.”
“I'm so pleased that things are working out so well.
”
I think the two kittens have now decided to catch up on the sleep they missed. Willow is cuddled up next to me.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“I think the two kittens have now decided to catch up on the sleep they missed. Willow is cuddled up next to me.”
“I think the two kittens have now decided to catch up on the sleep they missed. Willow is cuddled up next to me.
”
Is that Mr G, kicked intae the spare room then ?
Do you keep them separate while they sleep? So....Willow in the bed with you, Mr G on the couch with Shadow?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Do you keep them separate while they sleep? So....Willow in the bed with you, Mr G on the couch with Shadow?”
“Do you keep them separate while they sleep? So....Willow in the bed with you, Mr G on the couch with Shadow?
”
Willow slept in bed with us yesterday. Shadow had started only coming into the bedroom in the morning for cuddle but he wasn’t bothered this morning. The do get n well but Shadow is so much bigger than Willow and gets a bit carried away when he’s playing so I worry he will hurt her.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Willow slept in bed with us yesterday. Shadow had started only coming into the bedroom in the morning for cuddle but he wasn’t bothered this morning. The do get n well but Shadow is so much bigger than Willow and gets a bit carried away when he’s playing so I worry he will hurt her.”
“Willow slept in bed with us yesterday. Shadow had started only coming into the bedroom in the morning for cuddle but he wasn’t bothered this morning. The do get n well but Shadow is so much bigger than Willow and gets a bit carried away when he’s playing so I worry he will hurt her.”
Probably for the best if she sleeps with you for now.........safety first
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Probably for the best if she sleeps with you for now.........safety first”
“Probably for the best if she sleeps with you for now.........safety first
”
Yep. Shadow had to have a temporary lull in sleeping with us when I was recovering from my eye op and had to wear a patch at night. fter that we just left it up to him. He normally scratched the door about an hour before we’re due to get up so he can try to wash our faces.
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