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Old 19-01-2016, 10:09
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The moral of which is don't mess with wimmin, especially not Scotch wimmin
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Old 19-01-2016, 10:09
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No-one is gonna help you now! *bashes chinny over the head with aforementioned phone & then drops phone in a bucket of Partons sample*


Right that's it. Drags SR off to the shoogly nail (making certain that it is her and not the coat stand that looks just like her).

You can stay up there until you apologise to Chin and me.

* stares in wondrous amazement at the new 'EddyBee's Bar & Bistro' *
Thank you Bob. Your approval means so much to me. Help yourself to drinks today. Charge everything to my account.

But I've got a quote for him, for the new extension (liquid room & chill out zone) he wants building. I'm assembling a 'work crew' at the moment
Once again, thank you Bob.

I want the best of everything. SR has been ignoring the terms of her lease which require her to keep the Pub in good condition. This will all be paid for out of her share of the profits.
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Old 19-01-2016, 10:16
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Right that's it! I've had enough of you.......*phones police* yes officer, a thug is pretending he's a business partner of mine, which he isn't & is trying to muscle in on my business. He's clearly deranged. Yes that's fine, thank you very much for your help.
*watches as Eddy's wee legs are dangling in mid air as he's huckled off by the police* Byeeeeee, enjoy yer bread & water.
*Pours police officers large drinks. ... on the House!*

*Shows police officers freehold title*.

*Explains all to police.*, yes officer ... just ignore her calls in the future ... I'm doing my best to get her some professional help ... she's my best friend really ... and feel free to pop in for a drink anythime .. mention my name for a generous discount ...
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Old 19-01-2016, 10:19
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Wow, what is going on, that's another legend gone. Glenn Frey of the Eagles has passed away. He was only 67! HERE


And the drummer from Mott the Hoople too, also 67


67 is no age to go. Deepest sympathies to all their loved ones.

RIP to both of these great talents.
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Old 19-01-2016, 10:20
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The moral of which is don't mess with wimmin, especially not Scotch wimmin
Indeed so!


Right that's it. Drags SR off to the shoogly nail (making certain that it is her and not the coat stand that looks just like her).

You can stay up there until you apologise to Chin and me.



Thank you Bob. Your approval means so much to me. Help yourself to drinks today. Charge everything to my account.



Once again, thank you Bob.

I want the best of everything. SR has been ignoring the terms of her lease which require her to keep the Pub in good condition. This will all be paid for out of her share of the profits.
Stoooooopid Englisher.........we don't have stoooopid leases up here.
*Pours police officer a large drink. ... on the House!*

*Shows police officer freehold title*.

*Explains all to police.*, yes officer ... just ignore her calls in the future ... I'm doing my best to get her some professional help ... she's my best friend really ... and feel free to pop in for a drink anythime .. mention my name for a generous discount ...
Clearly madder than ever, & I barred you........bugger off *kicks Eddy'd lardy arse out of the door & sticks his fat head in the pig swill*

There is no such thing as a freehold lease up here, eejit!

Go & buy yer own premises!
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Old 19-01-2016, 10:25
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Indeed so!

Stoooooopid Englisher.........we don't have stoooopid leases up here.

Clearly madder than ever, & I barred you........bugger off *kicks Eddy'd lardy arse out of the door & sticks his fat head in the pig swill*

There is no such thing as a freehold lease up here, eejit!
You're on the shoogly nail so I'm not sure what it is that you are kicking but it's not me. But, you kick away all you like.

*Pours beer dregs over SR.*

Any more nonsense and you will be banned.

PS - there's no such thing as a freehold lease down here either. I have the freehold and you are a tenant.
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Old 19-01-2016, 11:07
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Right that's it. Drags SR off to the shoogly nail (making certain that it is her and not the coat stand that looks just like her).

You can stay up there until you apologise to Chin and me.



Thank you Bob. Your approval means so much to me. Help yourself to drinks today. Charge everything to my account.



Once again, thank you Bob.

I want the best of everything. SR has been ignoring the terms of her lease which require her to keep the Pub in good condition. This will all be paid for out of her share of the profits.

A 'Zen Garden' out the back may also be a nice addition Edward
Think - water features, sculptures, bamboo, orbs & such.

*calls landscape gardener*
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Old 19-01-2016, 12:58
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*watches Eddy & bob playing with their wee toys from Santa* Bloomin' saddos, still they're out of the way in the playroom (snug). *locks them in for their own safety*

Jeez, now I'm expected to become a Virgin engineer & set up my own TV box! Wish me luck...........
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Old 19-01-2016, 13:13
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*watches Eddy & bob playing with their wee toys from Santa* Bloomin' saddos, still they're out of the way in the playroom (snug). *locks them in for their own safety*

Jeez, now I'm expected to become a Virgin engineer & set up my own TV box! Wish me luck...........
Good luck with that SR....when I moved here I had to borrow my son
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Old 19-01-2016, 13:55
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Good luck with that SR....when I moved here I had to borrow my son

Whoop whoop, I've set it up, it's now up & running. Only a few swear words & me launching all my DVD's over the floor while swearing. Go me! And the best of it is the remote control now works for the volume. Before I had to use the remote for my TV for that.

*puts up a jug of apple, pear, kiwi fruit, pineapple & ginger on the bar* I've not quite got the balance of ginger right yet, I don't want to swamp it with it, but I want enough to give it a wee kick. *sighs*
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Old 19-01-2016, 15:20
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*Goes off wandering in the Zen Garden never to return*
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Old 19-01-2016, 16:21
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CBB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Gemma Collins............................davor
HM.2#John Partridge.............................Eddy
HM.3#Danniella Westbrook...................twass
HM.4#Christopher Maloney...................Sr
HM.5#Tiffany Pollard.............................Eug
HM.6#Darren Day..................................Chin
HM.7#Megan McKenna.........................Sleeps
HM.8#Winston McKenzie......................Parton..................Gorn off to perv to his heart's content
HM.9#David Gest..................................kate.....................Left due to health reasons
HM10#Scotty T......................................hooter
HM11#Kristina Rihanoff.........................omg
HM12#Jonathan Cheban......................Gorbals.................Walked
HM13#Angie Bowie...............................halo Joe................Walked
HM14#Stephanie Davis.........................daddy
HM15#Jeremy McConnell.....................Flora
HM16#Nancy Dell'Olio..........................bob........................Evicted for not being chavvy enough
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Old 19-01-2016, 16:26
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Afternoon all peeps!

Ooh, another jug of healthy juice Yum yum!

Well done on the tellybox SR.
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Old 19-01-2016, 19:16
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Afternoon all peeps!

Ooh, another jug of healthy juice Yum yum!

Well done on the tellybox SR.
I don't understand the hdi cables where are they supposed to go, & wots with all the different coloured cable thingys?
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Old 19-01-2016, 19:18
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I don't understand how the bid cables are supposed to go tho', &Scots with all the different coloured cable things?
I still cant get the sound , from my virgin remote, for some reason !

Evening Sr, & all

I'll keep the nutter out tonight !
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Old 19-01-2016, 19:22
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I still cant get the sound , from my virgin remote, for some reason !

Evening Sr, & all

I'll keep the nutter out tonight !
You maybe need the new remote or a new box..
I think he's gone off his rocker!

Evening Joe *clunk*
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Old 19-01-2016, 19:30
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I don't understand the hdi cables where are they supposed to go, & wots with all the different coloured cable thingys?
No good asking me, I've not got the foggiest!

Evening all peeps. I see Eddy is lying low
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Old 19-01-2016, 19:33
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You maybe need the new remote or a new box..
I think he's gone off his rocker!
Evening Joe *clunk*
Got 2 new remotes, pumped every number & code in the sun into it, still no luck, plus on the phone for over an hour, gave up in the end !
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Old 19-01-2016, 19:35
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Evening all peeps. I see Eddy is lying low
Thats cos the big gunzzzzz are back behind the bar, not olive oil
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Old 19-01-2016, 19:38
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You maybe need the new remote or a new box..
I think he's gone off his rocker!

Evening Joe *clunk*

I have been using my powers as a super detective and have found some skulduggery going on in here. It seems a certain Mr Eddy the fig Bee has been trying to pull the wool over some of the punters eyes by portraying to be the proprietor of this establishment. I have checked in with me old station mates and he is indeed a fraud, and the full deeds lie with a Miss S Rool. Hope that clears up any confusion there.
My fee is in the post!
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Old 19-01-2016, 19:38
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Thats cos the big gunzzzzz are back behind the bar, not olive oil
Well someone needs to show him who's boss. Free drinks only for Emmerdale fans, my @r$E!!!
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Old 19-01-2016, 19:40
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I have been using my powers as a super detective and have found some skulduggery going on in here. It seems a certain Mr Eddy the fig Bee has been trying to pull the wool over some of the punters eyes by portraying to be the proprietor of this establishment. I have checked in with me old station mates and he is indeed a fraud, and the full deeds lie with a Miss S Rool. Hope that clears up any confusion there.
My fee is in the post!
Well done Islay! I'm sure SR will think you are worth the expense
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Old 19-01-2016, 19:44
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Well done Islay! I'm sure SR will think you are worth the expense

Just doing the job wot i'm paid for!

Evenin all!
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Old 19-01-2016, 20:06
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Got 2 new remotes, pumped every number & code in the sun into it, still no luck, plus on the phone for over an hour, gave up in the end !
The old remote (which incidentally looks exactly the same as the new one), was just like that. I had to use the TVremote to change the volume.
I have been using my powers as a super detective and have found some skulduggery going on in here. It seems a certain Mr Eddy the fig Bee has been trying to pull the wool over some of the punters eyes by portraying to be the proprietor of this establishment. I have checked in with me old station mates and he is indeed a fraud, and the full deeds lie with a Miss S Rool. Hope that clears up any confusion there.
My fee is in the post!
He's completely deluded..........either that or completely insane!
TBF the only confused person was him. Thanks for clearing it all up Ms Kojak *passes over payment* saves me the price of a stamp. *clunk*
Well someone needs to show him who's boss. Free drinks only for Emmerdale fans, my @r$E!!!
Quite!
Just doing the job wot i'm paid for!

Evenin all!
Evening Ms Kojak.
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Old 19-01-2016, 20:23
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Good evening everyone.

*Helps self to mineral water.*

*Goes off wandering in the Zen Garden never to return*
One of the many perks of management. Enjoy your walk and take as long as you like.

Great episode of Emmerdale tonight. I won't say anymore in case you haven't seen it yet.
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