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Old 27-02-2016, 08:35
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*Tannoy crackles into life...*

"And here it is popickers, your Big Top 10 rundown...at Number 10 it's Leo Sayer, at 9 it's R.E.O Speedwagon, at Number 8 we have The Beat with mirror in the bathroom, Number 7 and climbing 8 places from last week is Gene Pitney...Number 6 is Manfred Mann, @ 5 it's Joe Dolce... a shaddupa ya face, onto Number 4 sees Aerosmith makin' love in an elevator....and now your Big Top 3...at 3 it's The Vapours with Turning Japanese, at 2 it's down from 1 last week after 13 weeks at the top...San Francisco by Scott McKenzie....and now for the one you've all been waiting for, this week's Number 1...*tannoy crackles, fades & dies*

Bugger off with yer stooopid tannoy, all yer doing is annoying my regulars (& me).

*rams tannoy where the sun don't shine* Go & take yer meds!
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Old 27-02-2016, 08:38
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Bugger off with yer stooopid tannoy, all yer doing is annoying my regulars (& me).

*rams tannoy where the sun don't shine* Go & take yer meds!
Guess FB will be talking out of his arse in future then.........
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Old 27-02-2016, 08:38
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Ooh, I love tapas....er, SR......of course I don't think you are Sleeps

Hmmmmmm *eyes twass balefully* I'm watching you missy, one more misdemeanour & it's the shoogly nail for you!
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Old 27-02-2016, 08:39
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Guess FB will be talking out of his arse in future then.........
PAH! Just like the majority of you in here then.
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Old 27-02-2016, 08:40
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Bugger off with yer stooopid tannoy, all yer doing is annoying my regulars (& me).

*rams tannoy where the sun don't shine* Go & take yer meds!

*puts "shaddupa ya face by Joe Dolce" on Jukebox, on repeat continuous loop*
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Old 27-02-2016, 08:42
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Ooh, I love tapas....er, SR......of course I don't think you are Sleeps
It's probably the booze and haggis diet twassock.
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Old 27-02-2016, 08:43
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*puts "shaddupa ya face by Joe Dolce" on Jukebox, on repeat continuous loop*
Oh well done fb! *clunk* *clatter*
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Old 27-02-2016, 08:46
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Oh well done fb! *clunk* *clatter*
Enjoy

*clunk*
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Old 27-02-2016, 08:46
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*puts "shaddupa ya face by Joe Dolce" on Jukebox, on repeat continuous loop*
An excellent choice old bean. Fancy a swift drink?

It's probably the booze and haggis diet twassock.
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Old 27-02-2016, 08:46
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I like the UK 2016 Eurovision entry this year! What do you 'orrible lot think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYQ6BHP5tG0
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Old 27-02-2016, 08:48
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*saunter in casually* Morning peasants.

I was HERE last night.
At least it's a step up from white pudding suppers wi salt & sauce.
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Old 27-02-2016, 08:49
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An excellent choice old bean. Fancy a swift drink?



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Treble Malt whisky Edward,thanks kindly.
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Old 27-02-2016, 08:59
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I like the UK 2016 Eurovision entry this year! What do you 'orrible lot think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYQ6BHP5tG0
Heard worse. Not much though
I think even the likes of Coldplay or someone would struggle with the political voting in Eurovision Chin
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Old 27-02-2016, 09:04
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I like the UK 2016 Eurovision entry this year! What do you 'orrible lot think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYQ6BHP5tG0
I like it!!!

It's a lot stronger than nearly all of our recent entries. Good luck to them.
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Old 27-02-2016, 09:05
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Heard worse. Not much though
I think even the likes of Coldplay or someone would struggle with the political voting in Eurovision Chin
The block voting does tend to spoil things fb. I agree.

Have a good day peeps.
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Old 27-02-2016, 09:34
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*puts "shaddupa ya face by Joe Dolce" on Jukebox, on repeat continuous loop*
*removes offending material from the jukebox*
It's probably the booze and haggis diet twassock.
Well she needs to come off it ASAP!
I like the UK 2016 Eurovision entry this year! What do you 'orrible lot think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYQ6BHP5tG0
Boring & highly unlikely to get anywhere.
At least it's a step up from white pudding suppers wi salt & sauce.
Or the chips & curry sauce.
Treble Malt whisky Edward,thanks kindly.
Still cutting back I see.
The block voting does tend to spoil things fb. I agree.

Have a good day peeps.
The whole thing is a farce.

Byeeeee, you have a good one too.
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Old 27-02-2016, 11:29
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It is a farce and that choon certainly isn't my cuppa tea......

Coffee and blueberry muffin please!
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Old 27-02-2016, 16:08
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It is a farce and that choon certainly isn't my cuppa tea......

Coffee and blueberry muffin please!
Afternoon twass & all *clunk clatter*
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Old 27-02-2016, 20:12
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Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
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Old 27-02-2016, 20:15
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Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
Evening Chin

I'm putting the boxing on in the snug @ 10pm. just to let you & yer farmer mate know !
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Old 27-02-2016, 20:15
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So many clunks, so many clatters! Evening peeps....spam on toast and a peach schnapps please!
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Old 27-02-2016, 20:18
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Evening Chin

I'm putting the boxing on in the snug @ 10pm. just to let you & yer farmer mate know !
It's OK .Sr is out so Eddy and I have broken into her luxury suite and will be watching TV on the BIG screen!

So many clunks, so many clatters! Evening peeps....spam on toast and a peach schnapps please!
Evening twassock help yourself, they are already out.
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Old 27-02-2016, 20:44
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*helps self to all clunks and clatters*
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Old 27-02-2016, 21:48
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*steals all clunks, clinks & clatters*
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Old 28-02-2016, 07:32
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*opens pub* Brrrrrrrrr, it's Baltic this morning! -3c.
Morning all
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