Is it safe?

Y'd be better stay near the hills today mate, just incase ?

Let them both chase Eddy !

Morning Chin, & all

Yep it's 29 th February today!

*clunks* *clatters*

*saunters in & casually sneaks up on chinny* Morning honey pie.

I wanna word with you.........

Morning all

Morning all peepsicles! You're all quite safe from me. Been there, got the t shirt, wore it nearly 30 years, never going back

Pot of tea and spam on toast please!

Morning twass *clunk clatter*

Crikey that's fast service for in here

Ta muchly!!

*cowers*

Morning Chinnock the Unwilling!!!

Don't be so rude! There's no pleasing some folk! *mutters* moan moan moan, never happy unless she's complaining!

Wot's wrong with you......bloomin' weirdo! I have something I wanna ask you.........*clears throat*.............

Awwww sad news, Father Jack has passed away. F.ECK
I loved that programme.

*Runs screaming to the hills*

I saw this yesterday. We should all have a DRRRINNNK!!! DRRRRIIIIINNNKKKK!!!!!!! on him

I heard this yesterday. Sad news indeed.

*thunders after chinny* WAIT! I need to ask you something..........

''F,eck, Wimmins Knickers, DRINK''! *clunk clunk clunk clunk clunk* RIP Frank Kelly.

So many excellent actors/singers have gone already this year, & it's only the 2nd month of the year.

It was 18 years to the very day since Fr Ted passed as well. *slurps drink* To their memory and thanks for the epic larfs!!

Oh, I miss the days of the ol' British Empire.

Crikey, how old are you?? Were you brought up by an Ayah somewhere in India?

And welcome to the pub by the way

Good afternoon.

Cold today but sunny. Told the office that I'm, working from home this afternoon.

*Puts up Pub's central heating. Makes fresh pot of tea. Goes to snug.*

Afternoon Eddy. No heating is on in my hoose. *warms frozen hands on pub radiators*

A pot of tea is a fab idea.....that will thaw me out!

Working from home is all well and good if you actually DO the work. I find distractions creep in all the time

H there twassington.

I have no intention of doing any work. I'm going to spend the afternoon doiung some online shopping. I'm looking for a large bean bag or 2 for my living room.

Enjoy your tea.

*Pushes twass out of the snug.*

I know! He's sadly missed


Okaaaaaaaay.

Afternoon Eddy.


Lazy bugger *gets on phone to Eddy the Crook's office*....... Yes sitting here in the pub doing online shopping........no problem, any time.

*tuns heating off & removes tea from Eddy the Crook's sticky mitts* How very dare you enter my kitchen!


*hauls Eddy the Crook out of the snug* On yer bike mister, go & doss somewhere else!

How very dare that wee toad push me out of the snug, like he owns it!

Well dobbed in SR. That'll teach him to internet shop on company time

May I remind you of your huge indebtedness to me. The initial £1000 that you robbed off me plus interest and penalties, now totals £10,000.81p and growing. So, it's in your interest to stop bothering me or I will take you to court.

*returns to snug.*

Another pot of tea please with a slice of fruit cake. Hurry up.


Pours beer dregs over twass' big head. How many times do I have to warn you to keep your nose out of Pub business?

*lets 1000 starving fleas loose in snug*