Evening peeps 
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“*lets 1000 starving fleas loose in snug*
”
“*lets 1000 starving fleas loose in snug*
”
Huh. Nice try but I replaced your box of fleas with a box full of 'shake 'n vac' powder, ready for when SR hoovers up in the morning (it really needed doing).
*Locks twass in broom cupboard.*
Stella please and some bacon crisps.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps”
“Evening peeps
”
Hi Chin. Hope you've had a pleasant day.
A stella please and whatever you are having.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Ta very muchly Eddy. *clunks* *clatters*”
“Ta very muchly Eddy.
*clunks* *clatters*”
You're welcome.
Please leave twass in the broom cupboard. She has been beastly to me all day long.
Why have you locked Sleeps inflatable sex doll in the broom cupboard Eddy? You really should go to SpecSavers!
Evening all peeps, G&T please
Evening all peeps, G&T please
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“You're welcome.
Please leave twass in the broom cupboard. She has been beastly to me all day long.”
“You're welcome.
Please leave twass in the broom cupboard. She has been beastly to me all day long.
”
Will do Eddy.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Will do Eddy.”
“Will do Eddy.
”
He started it!
You're only sucking up to him for free takeaway. I'll text SR if you're not careful.......Leap Day isn't over yet! 
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ .......Leap Day isn't over yet!”
“ .......Leap Day isn't over yet!
”
Have you made yer mind yet, wot one it'll be ?
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Have you made yer mind yet, wot one it'll be ?”
“Have you made yer mind yet, wot one it'll be ?
”
I've no intention of proposing to anyone Sleeps.
I'll leave that to SR and chins!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've no intention of proposing to anyone Sleeps.
I'll leave that to SR and chins!”
“I've no intention of proposing to anyone Sleeps.
I'll leave that to SR and chins!
”
Stoatie will be gutted !
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Stoatie will be gutted !”
“Stoatie will be gutted !
”
I'm sure he'd be monumentally relieved
*opens pub* Morning all
'Tis a tad wet & windy today, but 9c.
White Rabbits, White Rabbits, White Rabbits.
'Tis a tad wet & windy today, but 9c.
White Rabbits, White Rabbits, White Rabbits.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sr 7 C here. 
”
“Morning Sr
7 C here. ”
Morning chinny, och well not too bad then.
*clunk*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all peeps! 5 degrees but feels colder
How can we fast forward Spring???”
“Morning all peeps! 5 degrees but feels colder
How can we fast forward Spring???”
I AM NOT A PEEP! THIS
Morning twass *clunk*
We can't, you just need to suck it up.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“How very dare that wee toad push me out of the snug, like he owns it!
Well dobbed in SR. That'll teach him to internet shop on company time”
“How very dare that wee toad push me out of the snug, like he owns it!
Well dobbed in SR. That'll teach him to internet shop on company time
”
He's far too big for his boots!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“
May I remind you of your huge indebtedness to me. The initial £1000 that you robbed off me plus interest and penalties, now totals £10,000.81p and growing. So, it's in your interest to stop bothering me or I will take you to court.
*returns to snug.*
Another pot of tea please with a slice of fruit cake. Hurry up.
Pours beer dregs over twass' big head. How many times do I have to warn you to keep your nose out of Pub business?”
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May I remind you of your huge indebtedness to me. The initial £1000 that you robbed off me plus interest and penalties, now totals £10,000.81p and growing. So, it's in your interest to stop bothering me or I will take you to court.
*returns to snug.*
Another pot of tea please with a slice of fruit cake. Hurry up.
Pours beer dregs over twass' big head. How many times do I have to warn you to keep your nose out of Pub business?
”
May I remind you, you STOLE money out of my till, & not content with doing that, then proceeded to FORGE Joe's name on it...........I would be very careful if I were you. Court could be beckoning you very very soon!
*locks snug door securely*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“You're welcome.
Please leave twass in the broom cupboard. She has been beastly to me all day long.”
“You're welcome.
Please leave twass in the broom cupboard. She has been beastly to me all day long.
”
The only 'beastly person' in here is you! Your behaviour is appalling!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all peeps! 5 degrees but feels colder
How can we fast forward Spring???”
“Morning all peeps! 5 degrees but feels colder
How can we fast forward Spring???”
Morning turpentine
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee peeps. Have a good day!”
“Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee peeps. Have a good day!
”
Byeeeee chinnykins, you have a good one too.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee peeps. Have a good day!”
“Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee peeps. Have a good day!
”
Toodle pip old bean, mind the wind doesn't blow you away
Originally Posted by davor:
“Good morning everyone. I haven't slept well. I feel so tired. Buttered toast and cuppa please”
“Good morning everyone. I haven't slept well. I feel so tired. Buttered toast and cuppa please
”
Moaning davor! It's very rare I don't sleep well, but what a pain it is getting up when you still feel like you need several more hours kippage!!
Originally Posted by davor:
“Good morning everyone. I haven't slept well. I feel so tired. Buttered toast and cuppa please”
“Good morning everyone. I haven't slept well. I feel so tired. Buttered toast and cuppa please
”
Morning davor, oh dear......never mind your tea & toast will wake you up. *clunk clatter*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssst.......WHITE RABBITS, WHITE RABBITS, WHITE RABBITS!!!!!!!”
“Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssst.......WHITE RABBITS, WHITE RABBITS, WHITE RABBITS!!!!!!!”
Wot are you on about you mad bint? HERE ROLLEYES
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