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The Pub (Part 48)
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chinchin
29-02-2016
Evening peeps
EddyBee
29-02-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*lets 1000 starving fleas loose in snug*

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Huh. Nice try but I replaced your box of fleas with a box full of 'shake 'n vac' powder, ready for when SR hoovers up in the morning (it really needed doing).

*Locks twass in broom cupboard.*

Stella please and some bacon crisps.
EddyBee
29-02-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps ”

Hi Chin. Hope you've had a pleasant day.

A stella please and whatever you are having.
chinchin
29-02-2016
Ta very muchly Eddy. *clunks* *clatters*
EddyBee
29-02-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Ta very muchly Eddy. *clunks* *clatters*”

You're welcome.

Please leave twass in the broom cupboard. She has been beastly to me all day long.
twassington
29-02-2016
Why have you locked Sleeps inflatable sex doll in the broom cupboard Eddy? You really should go to SpecSavers!

Evening all peeps, G&T please
chinchin
29-02-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“You're welcome.

Please leave twass in the broom cupboard. She has been beastly to me all day long. ”

Will do Eddy.
twassington
29-02-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Will do Eddy. ”

He started it! You're only sucking up to him for free takeaway. I'll text SR if you're not careful.......Leap Day isn't over yet!
The_Sleeper
29-02-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ .......Leap Day isn't over yet! ”

Have you made yer mind yet, wot one it'll be ?
twassington
29-02-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Have you made yer mind yet, wot one it'll be ? ”

I've no intention of proposing to anyone Sleeps.

I'll leave that to SR and chins!
The_Sleeper
29-02-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've no intention of proposing to anyone Sleeps.

I'll leave that to SR and chins! ”

Stoatie will be gutted !
twassington
29-02-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Stoatie will be gutted ! ”

I'm sure he'd be monumentally relieved
Scots rool
01-03-2016
*opens pub* Morning all

'Tis a tad wet & windy today, but 9c.

White Rabbits, White Rabbits, White Rabbits.
chinchin
01-03-2016
Morning Sr 7 C here.
twassington
01-03-2016
Morning all peeps! 5 degrees but feels colder

How can we fast forward Spring???
Scots rool
01-03-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sr 7 C here. ”

Morning chinny, och well not too bad then. *clunk*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all peeps! 5 degrees but feels colder

How can we fast forward Spring???”

I AM NOT A PEEP! THIS
Morning twass *clunk*
We can't, you just need to suck it up.
Scots rool
01-03-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“How very dare that wee toad push me out of the snug, like he owns it!

Well dobbed in SR. That'll teach him to internet shop on company time ”

He's far too big for his boots!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“

May I remind you of your huge indebtedness to me. The initial £1000 that you robbed off me plus interest and penalties, now totals £10,000.81p and growing. So, it's in your interest to stop bothering me or I will take you to court.

*returns to snug.*

Another pot of tea please with a slice of fruit cake. Hurry up.



Pours beer dregs over twass' big head. How many times do I have to warn you to keep your nose out of Pub business? ”

May I remind you, you STOLE money out of my till, & not content with doing that, then proceeded to FORGE Joe's name on it...........I would be very careful if I were you. Court could be beckoning you very very soon!

*locks snug door securely*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“You're welcome.

Please leave twass in the broom cupboard. She has been beastly to me all day long. ”

The only 'beastly person' in here is you! Your behaviour is appalling!
chinchin
01-03-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all peeps! 5 degrees but feels colder

How can we fast forward Spring???”

Morning turpentine
chinchin
01-03-2016
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee peeps. Have a good day!
Scots rool
01-03-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee peeps. Have a good day! ”

Byeeeee chinnykins, you have a good one too.
davor
01-03-2016
Good morning everyone. I haven't slept well. I feel so tired. Buttered toast and cuppa please
twassington
01-03-2016
Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssst.......WHITE RABBITS, WHITE RABBITS, WHITE RABBITS!!!!!!!
twassington
01-03-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee peeps. Have a good day! ”

Toodle pip old bean, mind the wind doesn't blow you away
twassington
01-03-2016
Originally Posted by davor:
“Good morning everyone. I haven't slept well. I feel so tired. Buttered toast and cuppa please ”

Moaning davor! It's very rare I don't sleep well, but what a pain it is getting up when you still feel like you need several more hours kippage!!
Scots rool
01-03-2016
Originally Posted by davor:
“Good morning everyone. I haven't slept well. I feel so tired. Buttered toast and cuppa please ”

Morning davor, oh dear......never mind your tea & toast will wake you up. *clunk clatter*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssst.......WHITE RABBITS, WHITE RABBITS, WHITE RABBITS!!!!!!!”

Wot are you on about you mad bint? HERE ROLLEYES
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