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#126 |
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I have been using my powers as a super detective and have found some skulduggery going on in here. It seems a certain Mr Eddy the fig Bee has been trying to pull the wool over some of the punters eyes by portraying to be the proprietor of this establishment. I have checked in with me old station mates and he is indeed a fraud, and the full deeds lie with a Miss S Rool. Hope that clears up any confusion there.
![]() My fee is in the post! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You'll not get a bean off me just the sack. ![]()
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Shoddy work from you.
![]() ![]() ![]() You'll not get a bean off me just the sack. ![]() ![]() I think you have got yourself good deal there.If i were you you, i would take it and run...run..run..
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4 pints of Irn Brew and half a packet of crisps plez
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4 pints of Irn Brew and half a packet of crisps plez
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Good morning you lot.
![]() *Bangs on door, bangs again.* Typical. ![]() *Goes to McDonalds. Makes note to demand Pub key to front door.*
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Give us a bloomin' chance Eddy I was changing the barrels!
![]() *clunks* *clatters* Morning Eddy.
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Morning Eddy, chin and all pubster peeps
![]() Was that just a flying visit from Rugby Man or is he back??? Large builders and a slice of peanut butter on toast please! |
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Morning Eddy, chin and all pubster peeps
![]() Was that just a flying visit from Rugby Man or is he back??? Large builders and a slice of peanut butter on toast please! Morning twassock * clunk* *clatter*
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Hi there chin, twass. Quote:
Well after he got hit on by BBWWF in the early hours. I doubt he will be back any time soon.
Morning twassock * clunk* *clatter*![]() ![]() ![]() *slurps* *Serves hot delicious McDonalds breakfast stuff to all.* |
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Well after he got hit on by BBWWF in the early hours. I doubt he will be back any time soon.
Morning twassock * clunk* *clatter*![]() ![]() ![]() Ta muchly chinbob. I'll pass on the McBreakfasts thank you Eddy....fast food at this hour ![]() ![]()
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Hi there chin, twass.
![]() ![]() ![]() *slurps* *Serves hot delicious McDonalds breakfast stuff to all.*
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Good morning you lot.
*Bangs on door, bangs again.* Typical. ![]() *Goes to McDonalds. Makes note to demand Pub key to front door.* Quote:
Give us a bloomin' chance Eddy I was changing the barrels!
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Morning Eddy, chin and all pubster peeps
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Hi there chin, twass.
![]() *slurps* ![]() ![]() ![]() *throws out all rubbishy food followed by Eddy* That's it, yer barred until you can behave yerself! |
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Morning SR. Maybe you should install an outdoor shoogly nail. It's -3 here this morning and I dread to imagine how cold it is in Scotland
That would cool Eddy's plans for world domination
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Ta very muchly Eddy.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *snatches junk food from chin's sticky mitts & throws into the pig swill* |
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Morning SR. Maybe you should install an outdoor shoogly nail. It's -3 here this morning and I dread to imagine how cold it is in Scotland
That would cool Eddy's plans for world domination ![]() ![]() Or alternatively we could just ignore his silly shenanigans............
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Could I have 20 Capstan, 10 Woodbine, 10 Senior Service, a 1/2 ounce of Old Holborn, & a pouch of Condor 'ready rubbed'.
Do you also stock St Bruno?? It's a nicer toke in the ole' Briar Pipe. 👍
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Could I have 20 Capstan, 10 Woodbine, 10 Senior Service, a 1/2 ounce of Old Holborn, & a pouch of Condor 'ready rubbed'.
Do you also stock St Bruno?? It's a nicer toke in the ole' Briar Pipe. 👍![]() ![]() ![]() I thought you had stopped? Don't have any pipe or rolling tobacco, it stinks the place out. *clatter*
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Hi there SR. Freezing here, -1c but dry with a lot of rather pleasant sunshine. ![]() Quote:
*throws out all rubbishy food followed by Eddy*
That's it, yer barred until you can behave yerself! ![]() That'll teach you. ![]() ![]() ![]() You can't ban me. I'm the freeholder. I have massive rights, including the right to have a front door keys and full access to your office. I'll see you in court. ![]() *Phones lawyers*. More tea please. Hurry up.
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Hi there SR. Freezing here, -1c but dry with a lot of rather pleasant sunshine.
![]() *Returns to Pub with pig swill. Chucks it over SR making certain that it's the real SR and not the lookalike hat stand.* ![]() That'll teach you. ![]() ![]() ![]() You can't ban me. I'm the freeholder. I have massive rights, including the right to have a front door keys and full access to your office. I'll see you in court. ![]() *Phones lawyers*. More tea please. Hurry up. ![]() ![]() No you aren't the freeholder, there's no such thing. You're just being silly..........now bugger off if you can't behave. Go & open a pub of yer own instead of pretending you have one! ![]() Sling yer hook! |
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It was -10 in some parts of the highlands overnight!
![]() No you aren't the freeholder, there's no such thing. You're just being silly..........now bugger off if you can't behave. Go & open a pub of yer own instead of pretending you have one! ![]() Sling yer hook! ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooohhh the nerve! ![]() A MILD Spam curry please with mango chutney. Thank you.
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Afternoon all peepsicles, anything other than Spam on the menu? Haggis, neeps and tatties perhaps?
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Afternoon all peepsicles, anything other than Spam on the menu? Haggis, neeps and tatties perhaps?
![]() Afternoon All * Clunk *
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Afternoon Sleeps! Going to any Burns Night festivities at the weekend? *slurrrp* Ta muchly
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![]() ![]() Ooohhh the nerve! ![]() A MILD Spam curry please with mango chutney. Thank you. ![]() *slam clatter* ![]() Quote:
Afternoon all peepsicles, anything other than Spam on the menu? Haggis, neeps and tatties perhaps?
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That'll mondays menu I'll bet
![]() Afternoon All * Clunk * ![]() Indeed so........chinny is out haggis catching at the moment. ![]() Afternoon all
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Afternoon Sleeps! Going to any Burns Night festivities at the weekend? *slurrrp* Ta muchly
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I hope you're going to behave now!
*slam clatter* ![]() Afternoon twass, shepherds pie with broccoli. ![]() Afternoon Joe. Indeed so........chinny is out haggis catching at the moment. ![]() Afternoon all ![]() ![]() Afternoon Sr, & Twass
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Morning twassock 